The Ah Beng Next Door

Your typical beng!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Last post on this blog

thebengnextdoor.wordpress.com for my new blog

bye

Saturday, February 23, 2008

TAGGED
Name: Kwek Kiat Jun also known as geh bia eh beng

D.O.B: 31 july 1988 MUST REMEMBER K!

Current Status: SHE IS BESIDE ME AND SHE IS VICKIEEEEEE

Eye Colour: My mum says its brown k

Hair Colour: black with natural brown tints. <--I think mine's like that tooooo

Righty Or Lefty: ambi

Zodiac Sign: LEO THE LION GOES ROAR


Part 2 : On The Inside

Your heritage: Mummys a msian, daddys a singaporean!

Your fears: I DON'T LIKE BUTTERFLIES

Your weakness: Water pokemon stinks, they deal double damage to fire pokemon



Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Your thoughts 1st waking up: KNN, I need to return the bicycles

Your Bedtime: 5am, and the rain is pouring

Your most missed memory: Secondary school days with eug, si yuannnn, zhen hao, chen and hiappy



Part 4: Your Pick

Pepsi Or Coke: Coke YAYYYY

MacDonald's Or Burger King: BK MUSHROOM SWISS DOUBLE PLUS THE BLOODY HERSHEY's PIE!

Single Or Group Dates: Both arh

Adidas Or Nike: Neither

Lipton Tea Or Nestea: Lipton Iced Lemon Tea

Chocolate Or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE

Cappuccino Or Coffee: MOCCA CAN


Part 5: Do You?

Smoke: EVERYDAY

Curse: EVERYDAY

Drink: EVERYDAY


Part 6: In the past month

Drank Alcohol: Yes

Gone to the mall: Yes

Been on stage: Yup, with lang soot kia

Eaten Sushi: Boo no

Dyed hair: NOPERS


Part 7: Have You Ever?

Played a stripping game: Almost but couldn't

Changed who you were to fit in: I think I got, I am a mirror k


Part 8: Age

You are hoping to be married: when I get enough money but I didn't tiok toto


Part 9: In a Guy Or Girl

Best Guy Eye Colour: Brown

Hair colour: Black or brown! Very cute colours k

Short Or Long Hair: Long and thick and with split ends


Part 10: What were you doing?

1 min ago: Typing this

1 hour ago: Sleeping!

1 mth ago: Probably smoking

1 yr ago: Ditto


Part 11: Finish the sentence.


Love: Lian AI I N G!

Feel: erh, sleepy

Miss: Tan Lin Yin

Hate: I don't really hate anything

Need: Sleep!

Part 12: Tag 5 people! NO THANKS

Monday, February 18, 2008

i'm sorry if I can't be the rock that you build your faith on

shit i'm turning alcoholic

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Refer to Vickie's Mush #X

To you

Monday, January 28, 2008

Read on sheppys blog which referenced Kartika's blog which said that the law year ones not happy with us for law arts night!

THEY SAID WE WERE TOO NOISY!

HELLO!

Considering that 3/4 of the people there are year 3ers, I think we rightly made more noise!

Considering that event was the magnum opus for many of the year 3ers, I think we have the right to make so much noise!

Considering that 3/4 of the performers are from our year, I think we rightly cheered them on

And considering we knew Mr. Ferlin for 3 years, I think we are right to cheer when he gave his speech!

And I think he wanted us to cheer; I think he hated the attitudes the legal profession held, and most of our cohorts went contrary to the norm, in my opinion, we hold that spark to reignite the profession.

To quote my fellow learned chee bye kia Joseph, NIN LAO BU

And Ridhwan and shep, YOUR MOTHER ARH

And the gesture Mr. Ferlin gave:

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Toss the chain
that holds your fingers
wipe away the poison
that stains your lips
and shrug away the vices of the captor
that you once so eagerly yearned