Progressive loss of maturity.

Which isn't a bad thing! Sheena brought hell of a lot of stuff to play in school yesterday! There were like those plastic balloons which you can blow out using some plastic straw. Donno how to explain la. When you were a child you confirm play before. Then we blew loads of them. At level 5 of TP business main building. Damn fun! Then we brought those balloons which you can twist into animals and what not! Damn fun also! We even gave Poh Bee 1!

At the end of the peer appraisal thingy, we drank wine. In school! Damn style man! Hahahaha! This is what I call fun! Played with yoyos. Attended the last LSM lecture! Mam Goh was like asking "What is the chamber in the Parliament house?" and the bastard in me just had to shout "TOILET!" Fun!

So I got tagged! By Van neh neh!

The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.Need to mention the sex of the target.Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their page saying they've been tagged.If tagged the 2nd time, there's no need to post again.

So without further ado, I shall elaborate on my PERFECT MAN LOVER!

Disclaimer: This post is a satire. Any resemblance of anyone, living or dead, is purely by coincidence.

Target: Man

1. The target man cannot be a pussy! He must be like:

Manly arh. Can lie on the shoulders and sing Qing Tian *Shy*. The muscles must be damn big arh! At least must have Hiap Seng's size!

2. Must be self sacrificing. Like:

But cannot sacrifice too much until my dar dar kena nailed arh.

3. Must be very very intelligent! Like:

The one on the right! HAHAHAH!

4. Must be rich! Like:

5. Must be romantic arh. So can sing Lan Man Shou Ji.

And also like BrokeBack Mountain man. BREAK MY BACK HONEY! Ok. Sounds very wrong.

6. Can sing very very well! Just like!:

Wei Lian! w000h000! Seen his new girlfriend? You know the answer!

7. Can protect me from all evil! I want something like a mix of buddha + daredevil! w000h00!

.8. Last but not least. CANNOT BE STUPID!

8 lucky bastards!

1. Wai Kwan

2. Shi Ying

3. Wine!

4. Pin Chen

5. Zhen Hao

6. Melissa

7. Wen Ting

8. Sheree!

Rock on dad!

I was like playing Wei Lian's Yue Liang Dai Biao Wo De Xin when my dad came in. He told me really loved this song! I said I agree! Come on I sang this song with Hiappy! Then guess what? My dad sang this song! With his deep baritone voice! Damn cool la! Then my brother beside me started drumming on the table and I sang along with my pops. Damn cool can? Impromptu band! Somemore with your dad! Rock on dad!

This New Year like damn song. I think can say I'm celebrating my coming of age or something! Reunion dinner I drank myself silly. Da Nian Chu Yi too. The second day I watched an NC16 show. Then went home and had a can of beer again. The third day I went to Timbre to watch Dominc Wong Chern Loong perform. His band damn good k? And we drank. Surprise surprise! And played Dai Dee. Damn fun!

Then ytd I went back home and saw this topic on LUE. Said something about drawing moustache on your face. And I was game. So here's the peektures so I continue talking! Doctrine of No Picture No Talk arh.




























Like Ranjit Singh plus Jesus plus Arnold Schwazzeneger!

Hahaha! Insane.

New year!

I was like wondering why my guitar didn't emit any damn sound. Playing the thing for like 1 hour. Before I realised I didn't switch on the Amp. Damn! Haha!

New year coming liaos. But this time it doesn't really feels like a new year? Cos the projects are like strangling me. Fuck it. The people who said Poly life is easy should be hanged.

Sianz!

Tiok warning letter liao. Criminal law. Sibei sianz siaz. I jitao got go all Crim Law lor. Nah Beh is all late. Knn.

TP Open House!

Time to squeeze in another blog post before I go school and study crap! YTD's open house was fun! Had this chat room thingy. When the secondary school students came in, we started shoving them some Law and Management pamphlet. Then Hock Yew was like beside the Law booth. Hahahah! BIT no one! SONG BOH HOCK YEW?! Law is the best babe. Talked crap with a lot of my seniors. Lol. Like everything under the sun needs LOR!(LAW!)

"This animal looks like a giraffe. It is only known for hundreds of years by the natives. It lives in Central Africa."

Hahah! This riddle stumped me and Rachel when we read it in LSM lesson! Rachel got this riddle from her dear sister Tracy. And Tracy is only primary 5. Wah biang oi. Guess what's the answer? An othaki or something! WTF IS AN OTHAKI?!

"The creature is over 3 metres in length. It lives near water and eat small mammals."

We thought it was a crocodile. But it ended up being a KOMODO DRAGON! OMG TRACY! Primary 5s nowadays.

LSM presentation next week! Die liao mens!

Die mens. Projects all chasing after me! In Soviet Russia, Projects do you!

Fucking chee bye lan jiao com!

Knn! Lim beh tan zeh wu Crim Law peer tutoring! Kan ni na bu eh! Wah eh dian nao crash arh! Chee bye la! I zoh ga swee swee eh notes long zhong trap in lim beh eh hard drive! Kan ni na lan jiao chee bye qoo niang pu bor!

Ok. Enough ranting! So basically I called my bro just now who is in camp. The guy took my floppy drive and he hid it somewhere. Must be inside Narnia.

KJ:Eh floppy zai na li?
Bro:Eh! Zai subwoofer hou mian! Knn ni next time yao call wo de shi hou please zhao hao yi dian!
*Kap*

CHEE BYE LA! Which sane guy on the street would put the fucking floppy behind the subwoofer? WTF?! It is like sensitive equipment? And he was the guy who would own my bloody virgin ass because I didn't ground myself when I have to work with equipment? WHY?! WHY?

Oh God why do my motherfucking com crash everytime when there's a dateline? She's such a nice gal when there's no projects to rush, but when the shit starts to come, damn! Confirm + double chop stamp die!

A new year mens!

2005 died and 2006 was born! w00t! Ok getting lame. Watched King Kong a few days ago. Quite nice. But some screen time can be devoted more to the Script writer instead of the girl. Ahh well.

Rapidly coming to an end mens!

The year is rapidly coming to an end mens. On looking back, this year had been a year full of changes? And slacking! There are like 8 months of holidays this years! Song boh?! And drastic change from Sec school life to Poly life arh. Not that I will do my work anyway! I shall geh kiang and make resolutions!

1.)Study harder
2.)Grow taller
3.)Stop being such an asshole
4.)Stop being such a racist
5.)Learn to be less aggresive
6.)Totally quit all my vices

As you can somehow infer from my above statements, I shall have a very bad year ahead of me. Mei you gen ni jiang de la!

The Hiappest Day!

Met up with Hiappy and PC ytd! To buy stuff and marinate the chicken! Peektures from YTD!


So Hiap Seng told you with a smile, it's all about you!

The stuff we bought ytd. I think the overall cost 86 bucks. Accountability arh accountability.


Hiap Seng's matured actions!


Model for Khoo Kee Yong Tau Foo!


Mee pok tar-ing!


Erh. Nothing much to say!

those pple who purposely donwana go just cuz they are too 'niao' to pay the $$...
u all go and die lah..
don't know how to enjoy...

Amen mens!

God I am so evil!

I just had a evil thought today! I so wanna make it happen! I'm gonna go down to the ChildCare centre later, and I shall tell those kids "Kor Kor has some very nice secrets to tell you all!" Then when the kids start to ask me what, I'm gonna tell them that Santa is not real! AHHHHHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA! I'm going to hell man.

Damn noisy mens!

My cousins are all sleeping over in my house! Creating a damn big ruckus! And even my frigging brother is joining them! Knn shake the house can?

Still remember the times when James, Johann and Bei used to come over to stay often. Damn fun! Used to play Risk and Monopoly and whatever shit. I would always lose. IIRC, I never fucking won once. But hey! Fun k?

When my cousins grow up, I doubt they will come over to stay anymore. I think it's sort of a grow up thing. But I do fucking home when they grow up, they can enjoy the memories like I fucking do now. Rock on mofos!

LPB called me WEI LIAN! @^#$@!#%!@#$! She said I'm a blind man leading a blind man! &^@#%@#$^%#! Cos I placed my frigging outline into the wrong outbox. And I helped Gerard and Amanda to put it there. So.... Ended up. Yeah.

Squeeze in post!

1 hour before exam! Time to squeeze in a post!

Went to study yesterday! 10 fucking hours of mugging mens. I swear, I put in more time on 1 subject then all the subjects during O fucking levels. Damn draining mens. I think after the exams I better go appease my God of Slackers. Time to stop doing work and play!!!

No more chionging of projects liao mens!

Yay! No more chionging of projects after today! It's time for games and booze and escape theme park and whatever nonsense my gang can think up of!

The artist I have always respected.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/3482034.html

The one and only Bill Waterson. In case you don't know, he's the guy who did Calvin and Hobbes.

Calvin and Hobbes had always been a major part of my childhood I guess. I spent most of my time reading his works. It's the best.

He stopped doing comics after a while. Said that continuing will devalue his work. Man. Talk about morals and values. Rock on Mr Waterson!

The patron God of slackers hate me.

Damn it. I must have offended my patron God is some way! This whole bloody week is a mess. The debate on Monday was a mess. I hate migraine on Tuesday, and my group was screwed by Miss Lim. Wednesday was a mess cos I heard what happened on Tuesday. And today is the fucking worst. I wanted to pass up my MC, but I forgot. So I boarded the fucking bus. And it was like 2 stops after TP that I realised that. I went down, and walked to TP. Then I found out my MC was missing. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?! NI NA BEH CHAO CHEE BYE CHEE BYE LAN JIAO EXERCISE MADRE PUTRA PU BOR KIA! Wasted 1 day of slacking because of this! Better make some offerings to my God so that I can have back my slacker's luck.

Need to curb my expenditure. Damn overbudget liao. God, save me from this mess! Why do shit always happen near Jesus' birthday?

Still have not recovered!

Damn! The throat is still hurting after 3 weeks! It's not helping! Some more due to YTD's fucking #$%@#%#&%@#%!%^I*$^ debate, I gotten migraine. Diseased man. The next disease I will contract will be either tuberculosis or the Black Plague. God just wants me back to his Kingdom!

Saw Dena Ong at the POLYCLINIC just now! Hahahah! Damn cool. Must be don't wanna talk to uncle Neo that's why take MC 1. Relak only.