Whoah. Radio is a damn good movie. Damn inspiring. Must burn and show Si Yuan so that he won't be so scum. Yay.

My addiction for Heroes of Might and Magic V is really astounding. I can sit in front of the computer for 5 hours straight playing nothing but that game. Damn good game. HAHAHAHA VANESSA TAN GUAN HUI CANNOT PLAY HoMnM V BUT I CAN! YESSIRE! YESSIRE! YESSIRE! Just had to gloat. Pai seh.

Oh my Chinese ancestry, gimme strength to tahan 2 more days of serious lack of cash. Lemme kiam siap for 2 more days. Lemme count every cent for 2 more days.

2 more days before financial salvation occurs. Oh Mao Zu Xi, I beseech thee, grant me the strength to serve my wallet for 2 days more. Amen.

Ni niang eh la. CCN day's over. Now have nothing to chiong already la. Besides school which is not like worth chionging anyway.

The disco turnout was average. Cos' I think business people like jitao despise us Law students. They like jitao fucking hate us cos' we damn kwai lan 1. We go everywhere must carry out law books then have the cover page facing out so that the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD gets to know that we are from LAW. We also like jitao in the lift will suddenly chup 1 Latin Phrase like "But KJ, isn't that Stare Decisis?" even though we like don't know how to use the phrases correctly. But speak in Latin damn seh bin 1. Jitao even if you are a beggar on the street who only knows how to smoke and drink, once you know Latin you jitao can be Politician liao. Cos' Politics is all about smoking the population and drinking in praises you don't rightly deserve mah.

Then me, Vicks and Winsor discovered something REALLY amazing! You can actually fill a toilet bowl to the brim with ice, then flush them down! We thought it would choke or something but it just went "BSHHH!" and go down la. Must get Winsor to send me the video someday.

Now I'm fucking poor. Seriously. I need to ask my brother Kannan to intro intro me some job at the construction site or something. Or else I jitao cannot continue my life without my booze and sins. What to do, Lim beh scum.

Ni niang niang eh! Friendster just changed it's layout and I cannot navigate that piece of kukujiao la! How to look at ah lian's friendster like that? Ni neh ji eh!

CCN Day's tmr! Please come to LAW's booth ok!

Hahahaha! Nowadays reading Shakespeare! Gotta act educated leh! So next time when I wanna action bedek can in front of everyone recite Hamlet's 3rd Solliloquy! Hahahah! Poser sial!

Then you know that lady miss Joanna. She is extremely violent. So if you all see her under the void deck of anywhere in Singapore, please be a man. Do the right thing. Run away. Get far far away from her. Do not come within a metre from her or she will start to use criminal force on you which in turn causes hurt.

You have been warned!

Eh Elections over!

Elections over la! Dissapointed but relieved! Dissapointed cos' WP lost so many seats but relieved cos Chiam won and Aunty Silvia get to be NCMP! Yessire!

But seriously. I really do hope that my countrymen realise the danger of having 1 party in power.

My mum said that youngsters do not appreciate what the PAP done for us. Many of my friends know what the PAP did for us. That's what 2 years of biased Social Studies do to us. But it's hard for us to appreciate what the PAP done for us when all we went through is the education system, and it's real screwed up. It's hard for us to appreciate what the PAP is doing when we feel the pinch of the education system man.

I think for the Worker's Party to really excel, they must know that they must not adopt populist measures. That's a crate of dynamite in politics in Singapore. The PAP will target your statements. They will present themselves as one that think ahead. and the James Gomez think was a political quagmire. Either way you lose. If you remove Gomez, the country will think of you as not a united party. If you let Gomez stay, the country will think that you are taking the issue lightly.

But congrats to the PAP and the WP. You all did a great job. Cheers.

Tiring days!

So I got World of Warcraft. So I spend my days at home now. It's a good thing though. Been going out too much lately.

Tomorrow's the Election Day! Yessire! Hahahaah! Power to the people! Democracy lai democracy! But the PAP will still win. I hope the WP gets a stronger foothold so as to have a bigger say in Parliament! LSM arh LSM.

Cheer up Hiap Seng. Death is nothing but the next great adventure.

I HATE to correct Miss Adeline Koh, but I really have to. Her statement:
















"I hate to be blunt, but JC students are better than polytechnic students, period." Cut off point per se, yes. But as for job opportunities and others, maybe no. It is really close minded and factually inaccurate for her to make such a statement. Maybe accuracy is not of utmost importance for her.

But seriously, why deepen the chasm between JCs and Polytechnics? Serves no purpose if you ask me. But then again, I'm not doing my LLB or English honours like Miss Adeline Koh, so maybe the reason is too academic for me to ever understand.

School's starting.

School's starting later. For some reason I actually feel happy to go to school. A welcome break in my life I guess? I actually miss the chionging of projects and the countless debates with my fellow learned ones.

Law orientation was an eye-opener. Now I have a new sensitive issue besides religion, which is leadership skills! Yi shan bu nen you er hu, as the Tiong Kok lang always say.

I miss my apple crumble.

New skin!

So I got myself a new blogskin! Had to go to www.blogskins.com to find 1. Lemme tell you, finding a nice blog skin in that website is harder then finding Nemo! Cos' that bloody site full of shitheads wh00 typpee liekk dishh! So, as a man a principle(ahem!), I had to avoid these people like a plague. So there goes like 90% of the skins.

Then I wanted to look for simple skins. Easy right? Just type in the word "simple" in the search bar? BUT NOOO!!! When I did it there was like at least 10 simple plan skins! So I recoiled in horror. And I had to calm myself down for 10 minutes before I dare to walk into the abyss of Emo-ness! It's like Frodo going to Mount Doom I tell you. At least he had Sam to accompany him! And most likely brokeback with him!

So after trails that would even daunt Heracles, I found this wonderful skin! Easy to read, nice layout!To the skin creator, thank you! You made me regain faith in humanity again! You are my hope and savior! Amen!

You never know what you had until you lose them man. Sounds cliche, no? But it's true man. I formatted both of my hard drives yesterday and all my pr0n0 was gone! Now I miss them! Shit!

Format: The cleansing of your soul!

Seriously. After every format I feel less burdened! Must be the porno I store at my com! Hahahah!

The week before school start is always the most hectic ones I guess. Next week I gotta go for some SL tea party, Law Meeting, Entrepreneurship Lecture, the Business orientation and Law orientation! And that's gonna take up the whole fucking week! Wanna relak at home and kio kar yo lam par also cannot. Never mind! Hope my group got mei mei or else I sure die!

New speakers!

So I went down to Sim Lin to buy a new set of speakers. Decided to get a 5.1 Got a creative Inspire T6060 or something like that. Quite a powerful set of speakers to my untrained ears. Fuck those who says Creative sucks! Support Singapore! Just don't support the ruling party!

I saw the Minister of Law yesterday! Prof Jayakumar came to Aljunied GRC and shook the hands of the people who were eating there! Elections damn cool ok?

Blue Jays the Lan Jiao!

Hahah! Back from the SL camp. Quite fun I should say. Cos the amount of cheering was thankfully reduced to the bare minimum. Thanks a lot to my group mates and the FA!

Fuck. Need to go to my brother's school at Yew Tee tomorrow.

I wanna pcc in public mans!

WOODBRIDGE — A Brooklyn man unhappy with the sentence he received for masturbating in public, repeated the crime before the assistant municipal court clerk on closed circuit TV last week, police said.

Reggie Frank, 34, had just been sentenced over closed circuit television on April 4 to six months in the Middlesex County Detention Center for masturbating in the women’s lingerie section of the Lord & Taylor at Woodbridge Center Mall, when he decided to begin doing what landed him in jail in the first place, police said.

“The way the system works with closed circuit TV is they can see and talk to him up here at Woodbridge,” Capt. Charles Rowinski said. “If they plead guilty, the judge can sentence him over T;, if they plead not guilty, they have to come before the judge [in person].”

Frank, who was being held at the Middlesex County Detention Center, had pleaded guilty to the lewdness charge and was being sentenced by Municipal Court Judge Emery Z. Toth over closed circuit TV, he said.

The court clerk alleged Frank had been acting agitated and was using profanity during the process, according to the police report.

“The judge sentenced him to six months and apparently the defendant thought it should be less,” Rowinski said.

After sentencing, Toth left the conference room and Frank moved off camera, police said.

Moments later, Frank reappeared on camera while exposing his genitals and masturbating, police said.

A criminal complaint was signed by the clerk against Frank, whose bail was set at $75,000 with no 10-percent option.

Whoah! A man of principle!

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

So I was surfing the place that didn't exist when I saw this photo. Nah beh. Lim beh thought is char bor. Then knn end up become tar bor. Bloody bishounens.

Japan is really a cesspool of ideas. Look at the lolitas and the goths and the emos there man. Damn cool place to be in. Cool till' our teenagers wanna imitate. Like Jeslyn! That day I was like looking at my MSN block list. Then I saw this girl:

Miniistry 0ff harrtbreakss: Fr0mm japp t00 g0thhic, shudden channgee

Then after a while I looked again, this time it was:

Miniistry off harrtbreakss: I amm evill xia00 mann t0uu, I'll crushh eurr b0nness andd drinnk eurre bl00d.


FUCK! I just cannot get the images out of my brain! Jitao gothic pac man! She already looked like a vampire to start with, now she wanna be gothic!? WTF!? The ancient goths are roiling in their graves! This travesty cannot be go unpunished! The dark Gods are displeased!

Oblivion is god.

Gamers unite!

The human imagination is an amazing thing. As children, we spend much of our time in imaginary worlds, substituting toys and make-believe for the real surroundings that we are just beginning to explore and understand. As we play, we learn. And as we grow, our play gets more complicated. We add rules and goals. The result is something we call games. Now an entire generation has grown up with a different set of games than any before it - and it plays these games in different ways. Just watch a kid with a new videogame. The last thing they do is read the manual. Instead, they pick up the controller and start mashing buttons to see what happens. This isn't a random process; it's the essence of the scientific method. Through trial and error, players build a model of the underlying game based on empirical evidence collected through play. As the players refine this model, they begin to master the game world. It's a rapid cycle of hypothesis, experiment, and analysis. And it's a fundamentally different take on problem-solving than the linear, read-the-manual-first approach of their parents.

In an era of structured education and standardized testing, this generational difference might not yet be evident. But the gamers' mindset - the fact that they are learning in a totally new way - means they'll treat the world as a place for creation, not consumption. This is the true impact videogames will have on our culture.

Society, however, notices only the negative. Most people on the far side of the generational divide - elders - look at games and see a list of ills (they're violent, addictive, childish, worthless). Some of these labels may be deserved. But the positive aspects of gaming - creativity, community, self-esteem, problem-solving - are somehow less visible to nongamers.

I think part of this stems from the fact that watching someone play a game is a different experience than actually holding the controller and playing it yourself. Vastly different. Imagine that all you knew about movies was gleaned through observing the audience in a theater - but that you had never watched a film. You would conclude that movies induce lethargy and junk-food binges. That may be true, but you're missing the big picture.

So it's time to reconsider games, to recognize what's different about them and how they benefit - not denigrate - culture. Consider, for instance, their "possibility space": Games usually start at a well-defined state (the setup in chess, for instance) and end when a specific state is reached (the king is checkmated). Players navigate this possibility space by their choices and actions; every player's path is unique.

Games cultivate - and exploit - possibility space better than any other medium. In linear storytelling, we can only imagine the possibility space that surrounds the narrative: What if Luke had joined the Dark Side? What if Neo isn't the One? In interactive media, we can explore it.

Like the toys of our youth, modern videogames rely on the player's active involvement. We're invited to create and interact with elaborately simulated worlds, characters, and story lines. Games aren't just fantasy worlds to explore; they actually amplify our powers of imagination.

Think of it this way: Most technologies can be seen as an enhancement of some part of our bodies (car/legs, house/skin, TV/senses). From the start, computers have been understood as an extension of the human brain; the first computers were referred to as mechanical brains and analytical engines. We saw their primary value as automated number crunchers that far exceeded our own meager abilities.

But the Internet has morphed what we used to think of as a fancy calculator into a fancy telephone with email, chat groups, IM, and blogs. It turns out that we don't use computers to enhance our math skills - we use them to expand our people skills.

The same transformation is happening in games. Early computer games were little toy worlds with primitive graphics and simple problems. It was up to the player's imagination to turn the tiny blobs on the screen into, say, people or tanks. As computer graphics advanced, game designers showed some Hollywood envy: They added elaborate cutscenes, epic plots, and, of course, increasingly detailed graphics. They bought into the idea that world building and storytelling are best left to professionals, and they pushed out the player. But in their rapture over computer processing, games designers forgot that there's a second processor at work: the player's imagination.

Now, rather than go Hollywood, some game designers are deploying that second processor to break down the wall between producers and consumers. By moving away from the idea that media is something developed by the few (movie and TV studios, book publishers, game companies) and consumed in a one-size-fits-all form, we open up a world of possibilities. Instead of leaving player creativity at the door, we are inviting it back to help build, design, and populate our digital worlds.

More games now include features that let players invent some aspect of their virtual world, from characters to cars. And more games entice players to become creative partners in world building, letting them mod its overall look and feel. The online communities that form around these imaginative activities are some of the most vibrant on the Web. For these players, games are not just entertainment but a vehicle for self-expression.

Games have the potential to subsume almost all other forms of entertainment media. They can tell us stories, offer us music, give us challenges, allow us to communicate and interact with others, encourage us to make things, connect us to new communities, and let us play. Unlike most other forms of media, games are inherently malleable. Player mods are just the first step down this path.

Soon games will start to build simple models of us, the players. They will learn what we like to do, what we're good at, what interests and challenges us. They will observe us. They will record the decisions we make, consider how we solve problems, and evaluate how skilled we are in various circumstances. Over time, these games will become able to modify themselves to better "fit" each individual. They will adjust their difficulty on the fly, bring in new content, and create story lines. Much of this original material will be created by other players, and the system will move it to those it determines will enjoy it most.

Games are evolving to entertain, educate, and engage us individually. These personalized games will reflect who we are and what we enjoy, much as our choice of books and music does now. They will allow us to express ourselves, meet others, and create things that we can only dimly imagine. They will enable us to share and combine these creations, to build vast playgrounds. And more than ever, games will be a visible, external amplification of the human imagination.

FOR THE DARK LORD! COWARDS DIE IN SHAME! IDLENESS LEADS TO HERESY!

Obssessed man!

Just realised that I'm damn obsessed with buying guitar picks. Somehow I just love to buy them man. Just love the way how it feels in my hand. Better then boobs. They come in extra hard, hard, medium and light versions man! Gotta catch em all!

Got my results. Damn sucky. Shan't talk about it.

Long long trip!

Back from my Hatyai/Penang trip! Damn fun I say! More like a food trail. My ma and my aunts were eating non stop. I was like wondering why they're like gaining weight even though she seldom eat at home. Well now I know.

First day wasn't that interesting. Went to the local market and had breakfast. Walked around the marketplace. Went back to the hotel and slept. Decided that going out wasn't that fun after all. Stayed at the hotel and basically rotted.

The trip to Hatyai was interesting! I Had to sit at the front of the van cos' the back is packed. And so I sat there. There was this Thai driver who put Thai rock songs into the music player and he was singing there. His voice is quite nice! So I tapped out the beat and he gave me a quizzical look. Huan lo la. Then continued tapping out the beat and he continued singing. First time to Thailand man. When we crossed the border, there was this big potrait of the King of Thailand and the princess or whatever! Damn cool! I wanna be king next time man! Like Lion King! Not liang po po's lion king, but LIONG KING! Reached the hotel. Some Siam Center Hotel. Quite nice + cheap! 40 Singapore Dollars! Decided to walk around Hatyai. Damn hot ok.

The Thai people are really the most fantastic people! Even though you really cannot decide whether this person is a guy or gal due to the sex change operations, they are really damn friendy. You catch their eye, and they will flash you one damn sincere smile! Then if you are lost they will help you without even you asking!

Now before I go on, I really must elaborate on this aunt's friend. She came along for this trip and she was THE BITCH. Jeslyn pales in comparision man. She is like 60 years old but she still acts like Joanna's age! She would throw her tantrum over stuff like "Oh, I couldn't find this and that" or "I don't wanna pay for that" and my poor aunt has to por her. Eh knn leh. Come vacation don't like that la.

Whenever my mum and my bunch of relatives go out, they would put some cash inside this pouch and get someone to be the "finance manager" for the day. So basically, the lucky chap gets to pay for food using the money in the pouch. So each of us put 500 bucks inside the pouch. The @#%#@$ did like wise. But whenever we wanted to spend some money on food, the $%^#@$@! would stare at us as if we all are like robbing her in broad daylight. WE EAT THE FOOD. INCLUDING the lady. But she would grumble and nag.

Eh. Is this the first time you go out with my folks? We eat everywhere we go 1 leh. Inside toilet see got spider like tasty oso can eat. Joking. But no. She would grumble. Eh. We asked for your opinion on whether you wanna eat her and you gave us those "Le ai jiak jiak la!"

Then if my aunt didn't por her she would really frigging punish herself just to make us guilty. Really. On the last day, the lady did not eat at all. Cos' she couldn't buy some pia or whatever. I think that she is secretly a Jew with chinese and Indian ancestries. No one in the right mind would do that man.

Anyway back to the topic. We ordered food in the restaurant. Including lobsters. The chef ended up lobbing up shrimps instead of lobsters. Stunned puberty. Like me and Hock Yew. Nyeh. Went out to shop again. Didn't buy anything this time. Case closed.

Next day. Woke up and had breakfast at the hotel. Went out to shop(why am I not suprised) and eat again. Again. Nothing much actually. Came back and went to the massage parlour. First time massage so like very the very the shy arh. Then my mum was like damn funny. She said:

"Eh bian. Bu yao special service hor."

"Orh."

I dunno they male or female still want extra service?! I have extremely high standards towards the people I pass my genetic code to ok?! MUST BE FEMALE!

The lady(I think) just massaged me fer like 2 hours. 240 baht which means it's like 10 bucks. Cheap man. What's more the lady, according to my niang's opinion, is the ultimate compared to her's. Ok. Point noted.

Came back. Ordered the room service. The beef steak must have came from Niu Mo Wang cos the steak is damn tough! Had trouble eating! Slept after that.

And I woke up with the most horrendous stomachache + gastric pain. Knn must be the beef steak! "Even in death I still serve." Quote from Dreadnought in Warhammer 40k. Nevermind. I went to see a doctor in Thailand. The doc speaks mandarin! Hooray! So I had my medicine. Took the van back to Penang. By that time I reached there, my fever was raging. Went to the room and slept. Almost took a plane back. But in the end I slept through and KJ won the battle against E. Coli bateria! 3 cheers for my immune system! Death to virii and bateria that cause infirmity!

Damn lazy to blog. Tmr la.

I must make my own sex video liao man!

"Your enthusiasm is more important than you realize. Unlock your inner cheerleader."

Wah kao! Unlock my inner cheerleader? Later like Tammy how?

That Tammy girl is damn poor thing. Now the whole world knows that she had sex with someone. Even the forum I frequents knows that her sex video was out there. There's everyone's trading her videos online man! Wasted she's not Paris Hilton or else she could have gotten a job as a model! Kena fucked by society man. Last I heard, she is facing expel?

WTF? Expel her for? Having sex with another man and getting caught? Or ruining the school's reputation? This is unfair man.

Then somemore there's this big mainstream media hoo-haa. It seems that we Singaporeans are still damn sheltered. Hey, every teenager out there is not promiscuous nor are we sexual creatures! Nan mo orh mee tuo fuo and amen for good measure. Please my fellow countrymen. There's no need to write to Straits Times to say that you are disgusted with the moral decay of our society and infidels should be struck down by the wrath of God. She made a mistake, yes, but I believe that pre-maritual sex exists in your generation too. Hell, you might even had taken part in it. So don't cover your eyes with the fabric of society norms. Do not stick your head into the sand. Teenagers, just like you at that age, have sex.

Get over it good sirs and madams.