Your typical beng!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Peak oil has come and past.

Just read the news. Apparently oil price is at an all time high and we're gonna have a 3% increment for our utilities bill. Forums are abuzz with PAP bashing.

But, as much as I dislike PAP's policies, I think that the Ruling Party can do shit. Oil prices are beyond our control. It's beyond most countries control. Maybe besides the major oil producing countries, but I doubt it. Output is decreasing, and consumption is soaring. Apocalypse is coming soon.

We need nuclear power like seriously.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Zhen Hao and Hiappy's Chalet



























































Chalets are the best time to catch up with your sins and your friends! Those hard to meet up ones like Vanessa, Zul, Xiang and HL! Thanks for appearing man. And a big thank you to Vannessa for The Sims 2.

Went to Escape Theme Park with Hiappy, PC and Eugene! Hahah! Eugene met his new best friend at the Viking Ride! The best friend is a bit mentally ill and kept talking to Eugene and hitting the head of the lady in front of him. We call him Timmy. Guess where did that name come from? No points tho. The Escape trip was damn fun. Partly because it's free and also because it reignited 4E4 memories! All the HYPERSPEEDING and such! God, how much would I give to relive those moments again.

Took a lot of laughing gas, alcohol and ciggys. Won't go into further details. It's a life of sins.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Articles you'll never read in Singapore.

The price of freedom

Dr. Russel Norman

Co-Leader

Spokesperson on economics, electoral matters and trade


The price of freedom

19 June 2006

“Helen Clark’s reported comments that she did not intend to raise human rights issues with Singapore’s Prime Minister Lee during his visit are quite shocking,” Green Party Co-Leader Russel Norman says.

“If true, it is inexcusable that the Government refuses to raise or criticise human rights in Singapore during the visit of Singapore’s Prime Minister. I can only presume that this is because of the sensitivity over trade issues,” says Dr. Norman, the Green Party trade spokesperson.

“The Singapore Government routinely suppresses free speech and the right to free assembly, as documented by Amnesty International reports.

“We have a duty to the ordinary citizens of Singapore to speak out about the human rights abuses of their Government because they are not allowed to speak out themselves.

The leader of the opposition in Singapore faces expulsion from parliament because he dared speak out against the Government. He was sued for defamation and fined $500,000 and now faces bankruptcy and expulsion from parliament, just as the leader of the opposition Workers’ Party was before him.

“If the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, as Thomas Jefferson once said, then we shouldn’t let our vigilance lapse just because the Government is aiming at more free trade deals in Asia.

“If New Zealand MPs were thrown out of parliament for disagreeing with the Government, would we not expect other democratic nations to speak out,” asks Dr. Norman.

ENDS

Singapore PM defends island's democratic freedoms during New Zealand visit

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) - Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong on Monday argued that his tightly controlled island state enjoys political freedom, saying his government has no reason to restrict democratic rights.

Lee was asked by journalists about democratic freedoms in Singapore during his first-ever visit to New Zealand, where he held talks with Prime Minister Helen Clark Monday on trade, investment and other bilateral issues.

Clark said the issue of free speech had not been discussed at their meeting.

Lee told reporters Singapore's government had "no reason to want to restrict any democratic or political rights of opposition politicians or leaders'' and that free speech was allowed as long as speakers stayed within the law.

"You can make speeches, you can publish articles, you can put things up on the Internet, you can speak _ we have a speakers' corner which is highly underutilized _ and contest elections,'' he said.

Lee's ruling People Action Party _ which has won every general election held since Singapore became independent in 1965 _ maintains sharp limits on freedom of speech and assembly, and its leaders have sidelined some opposition figures with defamation suits that have rendered them bankrupt, making them ineligible for office.

Forty-seven opposition politicians contested May elections, but "the electorate rejected them,'' Lee said. - AP


Singaporean PM arrives at Parliament

19 June 2006

Singaporean Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong was greeted with pomp, ceremony and a 19-gun salute when he arrived at Parliament this morning.

In blustery conditions Mr Loong watched the traditional Maori welcome before meeting Prime Minister Helen Clark and Speaker Margaret Wilson just after 10.30am.

The trio shared an umbrella across the forecourt where Mr Loong inspected the awaiting troops and was treated to a rendition of Penny Lane by the Air Force band before heading up Parliament's steps' – especially adorned in red carpet for him.

One lone protester did his best to interrupt proceedings.

The protester, George Darroch, yelled "shame", "freedom of speech" and "freedom of assembly".

He told reporters that freedom of speech was severely restricted in Singapore; public gatherings or protests were not allowed and people were jailed for expressing their opinions.

"I'm not prepared to give him the level of respect that this ceremony gives him so that's why I'm here to disrupt the ceremony, that's why I'm here to make an idiot of myself."

He urged Miss Clark to raise issues of freedom of speech and also the death penalty with Mr Loong.

Mr Darroch, a member of Amnesty International, said he was protesting as a concerned individual.

Meanwhile a few supporters were on hand taking photos of Mr Loong with cameras and cellphones.

While in Wellington today the visiting Prime Minister will have talks with Miss Clark followed by a meeting with ministers before a lunchtime press conference.

He will meet National leader Don Brash later in the day and will lay a wreath at the National War Memorial.

His day will end with a dinner at Premier House hosted by Miss Clark and tomorrow will be spent in Auckland.

Miss Clark earlier said the visit was an opportunity to focus on trade and investment as Singapore was a crucial hub for many New Zealand businesses in Asian markets.



Monday, June 19, 2006

Had dinner with my father's side just now. Food is good. The people are mostly nice. Mostly.

Yup! And a happy birthday to my kid brother and Bei Bei! You all rock my life man!

Look forward to seeing people like Hiap Seng on wednesday. The day can't come fast enough.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Whoah cool cat!

Article:

Jack the Cat Chases Black Bear Up Tree

Jack the Cat Proves His Mettle by Chasing Black Bear Up Tree in N.J.

WEST MILFORD, N.J. Jun 9, 2006 (AP)— A black bear picked the wrong New Jersey yard for a jaunt earlier this week, running into a territorial tabby who ran the furry beast up a tree twice.

Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, keeps a close vigil on his property, chasing small animals when he can, but his owners and neighbors say his latest escapade was surprising.

"We used to joke, 'Jack's on duty,' never knowing he'd go after a bear," cat owner Donna Dickey told The Star-Ledger of Newark for Friday's newspapers.

Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack's accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey home's back yard on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.

After about 15 minutes peering down at the cat from the tree, the bear descended and tried to run away, only to have Jack chase it up another tree.

At this point Dickey, who feared for her cat, called Jack back home and the bear scurried back to the woods.

"He doesn't want anybody in his yard," Dickey said.

Bear sightings are not unusual in West Milford, which experts consider one of the state's most bear-populated areas.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006



































Yay to the slackest piece of job ever!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Where's the brimstone and fire? Where are the portals of Hell that will open up that spews out minions of Satan out onto Earth and destroy all of humanity? Where are the cataclysmic battles between the angels of God and the demons from hell? So much for trembling in my boots. Meh.
Shit. When I was fixing my com back, I broke 1 part of my motherboard! The small piece where you have no press to click those PCI-E express graphics card back to place? That piece! Ni nah beh. Feels damn shitty when you have 1 piece of your beloved com on your hand broken. It's like breaking my com's soul. Fuck. I feel so sad now.

Tmr accountings! Yay! Hahahah! For the first time in my life I can actually do accounts! Yesssireee!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Whoah. Radio is a damn good movie. Damn inspiring. Must burn and show Si Yuan so that he won't be so scum. Yay.
My addiction for Heroes of Might and Magic V is really astounding. I can sit in front of the computer for 5 hours straight playing nothing but that game. Damn good game. HAHAHAHA VANESSA TAN GUAN HUI CANNOT PLAY HoMnM V BUT I CAN! YESSIRE! YESSIRE! YESSIRE! Just had to gloat. Pai seh.

Oh my Chinese ancestry, gimme strength to tahan 2 more days of serious lack of cash. Lemme kiam siap for 2 more days. Lemme count every cent for 2 more days.

2 more days before financial salvation occurs. Oh Mao Zu Xi, I beseech thee, grant me the strength to serve my wallet for 2 days more. Amen.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Ni niang eh la. CCN day's over. Now have nothing to chiong already la. Besides school which is not like worth chionging anyway.

The disco turnout was average. Cos' I think business people like jitao despise us Law students. They like jitao fucking hate us cos' we damn kwai lan 1. We go everywhere must carry out law books then have the cover page facing out so that the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD gets to know that we are from LAW. We also like jitao in the lift will suddenly chup 1 Latin Phrase like "But KJ, isn't that Stare Decisis?" even though we like don't know how to use the phrases correctly. But speak in Latin damn seh bin 1. Jitao even if you are a beggar on the street who only knows how to smoke and drink, once you know Latin you jitao can be Politician liao. Cos' Politics is all about smoking the population and drinking in praises you don't rightly deserve mah.

Then me, Vicks and Winsor discovered something REALLY amazing! You can actually fill a toilet bowl to the brim with ice, then flush them down! We thought it would choke or something but it just went "BSHHH!" and go down la. Must get Winsor to send me the video someday.

Now I'm fucking poor. Seriously. I need to ask my brother Kannan to intro intro me some job at the construction site or something. Or else I jitao cannot continue my life without my booze and sins. What to do, Lim beh scum.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Ni niang niang eh! Friendster just changed it's layout and I cannot navigate that piece of kukujiao la! How to look at ah lian's friendster like that? Ni neh ji eh!

CCN Day's tmr! Please come to LAW's booth ok!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Hahahaha! Nowadays reading Shakespeare! Gotta act educated leh! So next time when I wanna action bedek can in front of everyone recite Hamlet's 3rd Solliloquy! Hahahah! Poser sial!

Then you know that lady miss Joanna. She is extremely violent. So if you all see her under the void deck of anywhere in Singapore, please be a man. Do the right thing. Run away. Get far far away from her. Do not come within a metre from her or she will start to use criminal force on you which in turn causes hurt.

You have been warned!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Eh Elections over!

Elections over la! Dissapointed but relieved! Dissapointed cos' WP lost so many seats but relieved cos Chiam won and Aunty Silvia get to be NCMP! Yessire!

But seriously. I really do hope that my countrymen realise the danger of having 1 party in power.

My mum said that youngsters do not appreciate what the PAP done for us. Many of my friends know what the PAP did for us. That's what 2 years of biased Social Studies do to us. But it's hard for us to appreciate what the PAP done for us when all we went through is the education system, and it's real screwed up. It's hard for us to appreciate what the PAP is doing when we feel the pinch of the education system man.

I think for the Worker's Party to really excel, they must know that they must not adopt populist measures. That's a crate of dynamite in politics in Singapore. The PAP will target your statements. They will present themselves as one that think ahead. and the James Gomez think was a political quagmire. Either way you lose. If you remove Gomez, the country will think of you as not a united party. If you let Gomez stay, the country will think that you are taking the issue lightly.

But congrats to the PAP and the WP. You all did a great job. Cheers.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Tiring days!

So I got World of Warcraft. So I spend my days at home now. It's a good thing though. Been going out too much lately.

Tomorrow's the Election Day! Yessire! Hahahaah! Power to the people! Democracy lai democracy! But the PAP will still win. I hope the WP gets a stronger foothold so as to have a bigger say in Parliament! LSM arh LSM.

Cheer up Hiap Seng. Death is nothing but the next great adventure.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

I HATE to correct Miss Adeline Koh, but I really have to. Her statement:
















"I hate to be blunt, but JC students are better than polytechnic students, period." Cut off point per se, yes. But as for job opportunities and others, maybe no. It is really close minded and factually inaccurate for her to make such a statement. Maybe accuracy is not of utmost importance for her.

But seriously, why deepen the chasm between JCs and Polytechnics? Serves no purpose if you ask me. But then again, I'm not doing my LLB or English honours like Miss Adeline Koh, so maybe the reason is too academic for me to ever understand.

Monday, April 24, 2006

School's starting.

School's starting later. For some reason I actually feel happy to go to school. A welcome break in my life I guess? I actually miss the chionging of projects and the countless debates with my fellow learned ones.

Law orientation was an eye-opener. Now I have a new sensitive issue besides religion, which is leadership skills! Yi shan bu nen you er hu, as the Tiong Kok lang always say.

I miss my apple crumble.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

New skin!

So I got myself a new blogskin! Had to go to www.blogskins.com to find 1. Lemme tell you, finding a nice blog skin in that website is harder then finding Nemo! Cos' that bloody site full of shitheads wh00 typpee liekk dishh! So, as a man a principle(ahem!), I had to avoid these people like a plague. So there goes like 90% of the skins.

Then I wanted to look for simple skins. Easy right? Just type in the word "simple" in the search bar? BUT NOOO!!! When I did it there was like at least 10 simple plan skins! So I recoiled in horror. And I had to calm myself down for 10 minutes before I dare to walk into the abyss of Emo-ness! It's like Frodo going to Mount Doom I tell you. At least he had Sam to accompany him! And most likely brokeback with him!

So after trails that would even daunt Heracles, I found this wonderful skin! Easy to read, nice layout!To the skin creator, thank you! You made me regain faith in humanity again! You are my hope and savior! Amen!

You never know what you had until you lose them man. Sounds cliche, no? But it's true man. I formatted both of my hard drives yesterday and all my pr0n0 was gone! Now I miss them! Shit!

Format: The cleansing of your soul!

Seriously. After every format I feel less burdened! Must be the porno I store at my com! Hahahah!

The week before school start is always the most hectic ones I guess. Next week I gotta go for some SL tea party, Law Meeting, Entrepreneurship Lecture, the Business orientation and Law orientation! And that's gonna take up the whole fucking week! Wanna relak at home and kio kar yo lam par also cannot. Never mind! Hope my group got mei mei or else I sure die!

Monday, April 10, 2006

New speakers!

So I went down to Sim Lin to buy a new set of speakers. Decided to get a 5.1 Got a creative Inspire T6060 or something like that. Quite a powerful set of speakers to my untrained ears. Fuck those who says Creative sucks! Support Singapore! Just don't support the ruling party!

I saw the Minister of Law yesterday! Prof Jayakumar came to Aljunied GRC and shook the hands of the people who were eating there! Elections damn cool ok?