GUILD WAR!

To Jeslyn Chua Ee Xuan. Please. Stop what the fuck you that you are doing. I broke up with you cos' you are a noisy gal! I don't give a fuck on what you have been telling. So what if your door's colour is this and that? So what if you cut your dolls cunt hair? I DON'T GIVE AN F. Yup. Thats right. I don't fucking care.

Been hearing from various sources that you are introducing yourself as my Ex and whatever nonsense. Eh please. Get yourself some HUMILTY! I dumped you and you told the whole bloody world? What are you? An attention whore? And you've been telling everyone that I am short and this and that. Eh. Look at yourself la huh? You ain't that tall yourself yah? Maybe your EXTRA WEIGHT is pulling you down or whatever. But please for Christ sake! Try to be PAI SEH FOR ONCE! Luckily I didn't heed my friends advice to screw you/get a kiss before I leave. Or else you would be telling everyone that I gave you a kiss or screwed you before. My god. Even whores have more dignity!

Yup. On the information on you 2 timing me. I knew it even before the relationship starts. Shocking huh? What a whore.

Oh yah by the fucking way. Stop pissing off my friends. When we were still in this fucking retarded relationship, you had been pissing my friends/homies off for countless of stupid reasons. WTF? Just because someone adds me a testimonial and you wanna fight with him/her? Eh. I don't join 369 yah? I hate everyone equally. Just that you are more equal then the others. Niggerian cunt. Remembered what I said? Friends are as important as girls. You screw up the equation, you get out. Easy.

Yup. So please fuck off. Love is the wisdom of the fools and the folly of the wise as they said. I've been stupid once, and thats enough.

Yup. FUCK YOU!

If Singapore is invaded by enemy ninjas, we have SYLVESTER TO SAVE US!

Oh yeah btw. Sylvester's An Jing sounds nice. Bright career for him.

Back from my excursion to the school! Went there late. Lol. Sorry arh guys. Saw the various performances. The choir is actually good this time! Good job to them/Sam! Went down to have the buffet. Lol. All like hungry ghost! Took some mee/crystal pao. Went to visit Dena Ong! Lol. She became a councillor now. Now longer teaching I think. Went to play pool? No mood to play actually...Saw Lai Kah Kin when we went out. Lol. Went to CS Food Culture to have some drinks. Randy brought his pack of cards, so we did some fortune telling! HAHA! A bit depressed when Eugene did mine. Not because it was bad, but well. The cards weirdly shown something which I totally agree but regret. Lol. Manofnoregrets.blogspot.com. I really miss her yah? Can't forget yah? Even though I tried every bloody method like replacement, gaming or whatever, I still can't forget. Zul left our fellowship and in came a replacement! Gek G Hun joined the fellowship and we left for KFC. There we did more forune telling! Started to bust Gek G hun:P We left KFC in an hours tyme and basically we went home. Thats it.

Had a nightmare just now. Wouldn't type out the contents here, but oh my god. It's one of those continuous thingy you know? You get jolted awake(phrase currently trademarked by Vanessa Tan Guan Hui), and then when you fall asleep, the nightmare continues! Feeling really insecure now.

Gonna play pool with my homies later on. Any one wanna come join us? Lol. I think we are going to Pavillion to play. See you there =P

I still have not got my stupid TP thing! Stupid TP la! Send something can send so slow 1! Faster leh!

2 casinos are going to be opened in Singapore. That means 10,000 jobs will be created? Hmm. But among these 10,000, a significant percentage will be given to foreigners. Which is stupid.

Eh. Why am I blogging about bs? Kk. Gotta go!

Just recieved a letter from Temasek Polytechnic via snail mail. The letter said something that I didn't pass up my medical report. Stupid laggy Temasek Poly! I PASS UP LE LA! DON'T NAG CAN!

My mp3 player revived! I think Jesus took pity on my infidelic atheist ass and ressurected my beloved, just like what he did 2000 years ago. Thanks Jes! Owe ya 1!

WTF. I accidentally dropped my mp3 player into the toilet bowl. Luckily, there's not shit nor urine inside or else I would be sooo royally screwed. Now the mp3 player refuses to boot. FUCK THAT SOB! Gotta go down to get it repaired tmr. Haiz.

yeah. Finally done the ugly blog. Now making it the world ugliest blog =P

Came back from my uncle's funeral. A lot of stuff happened over there. The day before, I went to James home to sleep over. Hehe. SOMETHING HAPPENED! Played monopoly? Bei Bei went down as she only had Queen Astrid/Nasim Road. Hahah. Bad tactical move gal! Slept for only like 2 hours. Went down to Buona Vista for the funeral. Saw my relatives. All of them were either teary eyed or acting as if they aren't sad. Went to make those funny boat shaped stuff. Made too much. My homies and I decided to burn those papers(forgot what is it called =P) We burnt and burnt and burnt.......we then decided to play bridge. Lol. Bringing poker cards to a funeral. Everytyme me and my partner win the game, we took photos! Had dinner (noodles?). Then, the funeral rites started......

The funeral rites were....ganglandish! The muthafooking priest looked more like a 369 gangster then a priest. There's no priestly look like those pastors in a church or a monk in a temple. Those "priests" were smoking as if they were on fire, and they were just putting on a fanciful shirt and chanting bull. A typical prayer would say something like "XXX from Buona Vista, you have died from heart disease in China. Please come back to Singapore" or something like that. Then the females have to go into this area where the ashes is kept. Then the males have to do those kneeling up and down thingy. Imagine this : All the guy friends either look gangsterish or they were doing the rites in a gung ho way. So the scene looked straight out a of Triad funeral! We even shouted HUAT ARH!!! When the rites ended. Pai kias arh. We then took a lorry(yup, we sat on the back of the lorry, like gangsters!) to this carpark to burn those wooden houses. The heat was intense! Went back to the funeral area. Played bridge again. This tyme, Sherwin and Merline joined us! They were like 12 years old? But they still let a child like aura. Really nice to talk to. Sherwin is a tomboy! She crossed her legs and speak like a gangster. Sometymes she even kicked me! HAHAH! But I just played with her and she somehow bonded with me. My mums told me that I was like her during the good ol' days. Went to sleep like a homeless person on a garden bench. Bleh.

The next day I went back to my uncle's house to sleep. Woke up and attended the last rites. We then took a bus to Changi to give my uncle a sea burial. Took a ferry to the middle of nowhere. Witnessed my first sea burial. It wasn't like those chinese kung fu movies, with "Chang hai yi shen xiao" playing in the background, and the brother/homie of the deceased scattering the ashes into the sea. It's more like littering! They lowered the ashes into the sea via those pinkish coloured strings. WTF. Took a ferry back. Hehe. Went to my ah mah house and slack. That marked the end of 3 very....very...long days!

WTF. Just got news that my relative died. He is a close relative to me too. You know the uncle whom house I visit in Buona Vista? Yeah. Shit man. A thousand feelings seem to churn in me now. Regret and sadness. Regretted the times I messed up his house. Regretted the things I didn't say. Days ago, I was just talking with my mum about the great time we had in Medan, when me and my homies where still young. I was remembering him as the person who used the camcorder. We were also thinking about getting the VHS converted into CD and let everyone have a good laugh. At his house. SHIT MAN! My uncle died in China. WTF. Just 2 days ago, I felt a strange compulsion to go to his home. And my mum told me they wouldn't be there as he went to China. This is driving me crazy! He was the last person I would expect to......die? Though at his 60s, he would just go on vacations with us, and drink loads with us. Now he's gone. Fuck!!!! Must get a gripe on myself. Sorry for wasting you guys time.

Pope John II is dead. A moment of silence for a great man.






Even though you guys know my views against Christianity, the Pope is still a great man. He helped Jews escape Germany and basically changed Christianity into a religion which is more up to date and friendly. He also went against the priests who commited paedophile, which is a confirmed double chop +1. I might not agree with some of his views, like on contraceptions, but the pope is a humanitarian, and I will honour him for that. Thats all.