Hmm. I have a new girls theorem! Just created!

The prettyness of a girl is inverse proportional of the distance between you and her.
One can easily calculate the overall prettiness a girl has. Oh. The SI unit is Sheree. S for short. Together with my first and second theory, these 3 theories shall now be known as the Law of KJ. Nobel Prize is mine!

You know what's the 1 thing I dislike most? Thats when you, as a law abiding citizen of Singapore, start pissing into a urinal, and kids/people start to urinate beside you. That's actually al right. But the problem starts when the uncle unzips his damn fly and start jumping like a bloody frog to the urinal, trying to control his bladder or something! You will start to pray for the urine not to spray onto you and whatever. Or when the person puts Johnson back into the underwear after they left the urinal! Trying to show off their girth! My yi tian jian longer then your John ok! Or when the dad teaches the kid how to piss. They will go:

"Ah boy arh, take your bird bird out and shoot your urine out ok?"

I mean, it's not wrong to teach your kids how to, erm, utilise public utilities. But do it in private ok?

I just received this bulletin in my friendster. The bulletin organised some dates, and if your birthday falls on a date, you are a colour. So I am PINK. Yup. Pink. Why am I not orange, black or some respectable colours like Green? But. I am Pink. What's more, look what they said about being PINK!

*PINK* You are always trying your best in
everything, and like to help and care for other
people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have
negative thoughts about niggers, and you look for
man love because your a fairy.

I LOOK FOR MAN LOVE?! And I am a fairy? Since when am I the tooth fairy? I thought the tooth fairy is shariffah? Negative thoughts about niggers. Hmm. Interesting.

Eugene! Don't laugh! YOU ARE PINK ALSO!