I must cham xiong with my mummy to get a new phone.
My E310C looks like a phone I STOLE from a BANGLA.
I want a codec system!
Or just telepathy.
Your typical beng!
I'm Mr. Kwek Kiat Jun.
I'm using the Text Editor instead of the Profile thingy as they don't allow HTML.
Or is it just because I don't know how to use it?
Yah. They call me K.J.
Like the characters in Men in Black.
And no, I'm not Indian. I just drink a lot.
And some call me Ah Bian also.
And no, I don't shoot myself to get sympathy votes, and yes, I am a corrupted bastard.
Refrigerator.