Exams are almost over! Final paper later! Law! Then it will be milk and honey for 9 months! Song boh JC people?
The first paper was CSA. Not for me anyway. Because I didn't fcking attend the paper. That's right. KJ did not fcking attend the paper. I thought it was 11.30! BUT NOOO! The time 9.30 did not register into my mind, and only 11.30 was scribed into my brain. And so KJ went to school at 11.30.
*calls Shi Ying*
SY: Eh? Why you today never go exam?
KJ: Huh? Not 11.30?
SY: No la! 9.30!
At first I thought it was a terrible joke. Scared the living jesus out of me. I asked again, but NOOO! It's really 11.30! Now imagine this. Picture this in your mind. The subject you could have aced, but because of some phantom numbers dancing in your mind, you missed it. Amen.
So poor KJ had to travel to the Polyclinic. Where all the diseased people gathers. And KJ had to think of some disease. KJ waited for another half hour before the bloody doctor attended to me.
Doc: So what happened to you?
KJ: Stomache ache.....(piteous tone)
Doc: Ok lie down on the bed. Let me inspect you.
KJ: Sure doc...
Doc: *Starts to knock everywhere on my stomache
Doc: Where pain?
At this moment, a flashback happened! I sort of thought back to Mr Hafiz's lesson on where the intestine is.....
KJ: Erh....here!
Doc: Oooo! What did you eat yesterday?
Flashback to yesterday again. Beer plus some fish stuff.
KJ: Erh...Nor Hiong Heh Pia!
Doc: OOO! You got stomache flu or something!
KJ: I guess so......
Doc: Here is your MC!
The fcken doc told me something about the Polyclinic procedure of MC being standardised. Important point to note. I believed that fucker. I paid my money and went to Expo to study. Hoever, Fate raised her cruel head once more, inflicting me with more trouble. KJ called Phillis Chong, his CSA teacher. She told her the school needs the exemption shit! OH MY GOD OH NOES! Then, KJ had to spend another 12 fucking bucks on another MC, this time with success. God. I hate doctors. And they said that lawyers lie. It's the damn doctors that lie!
Thus ended 1 day of exams. Cool shit huh.
Your typical beng!