Your typical beng!

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

WTF! Thats all I can say! Today overall 17 people never go to school! Power! Then go home this weird fuck call me.

WF:Weird Fuck, KJ, me
WF:Hello.
KJ:Hello, who are you?
WF:Guess!
KJ:Mala eh zai?
WF:Huh?
KJ:How would I know?
WF:You live in $%^&$&$@%#^, block $%^$^#@#% and that primary 4 pai kia last time rite?
(LOL! GLAD TO MAKE A IMPRESSION OUT OF OTHERS!)
KJ:Yep.
WF:I am $%&$# arh.
KJ:Erm....yep! Remember!
WF:Your chinese O levels what?
KJ:Erm b4.
WF:D or M?
KJ:Erm, D!
WF:YEAH!! HIGH FIVE!
KJ:ERH, HIGH FIVE:P
WF:Oh. You take how many subjects?
KJ:Erm I think 6.
WF:A Math, pure geog(rattles off all my subject! WTF! How he know!?!?)
KJ:Erm no more a math arh.
WF:Why?
KJ:Dropped.
WF:Why?
KJ:Boh talent.
WF:How much you get?
KJ:Very lousy.
WF:Nvr get less then 10 marks rite?(LOL! HOW WRONG!)
KJ:Erm less then 10 marks.
WF:HUH!?How much?
KJ:2 marks.
WF:HUH?!!!!
KJ:Yep.
WF:Then you know derrick(4 e 3 i think)
KJ:Yep.
WF: Royston?
KJ:Yep.
WF: Shu Wei?
KJ:Nvr keep in touch, but know his sis.
WF:Why?
KJ:In our school mah.
WF:Can give me your e mail?
KJ:#^$#%#$^@gmail.com(LOL I GOING TO BANNINATE HIS ARSE!)
WF:OK.
Then the conversation was so STUPID! I felt my IQ dropping! OMG! Like talking to Vaness. Sux. How he know my subject combi? Stalker! ARGH! I think want to punch his arse off. On a side note, he is handicapped. Lost his legs due to polio or something. So I would keep my comments to myself. Bye.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Hmm. Todae nothing much. Go to Changi Airport to study alone! Veri conductive sia there. Everytime i go there thon liaoz. Then go back home. Go to eat and booze. Ok . Done.

Saturday, August 21, 2004

Hmm! Today long day! Today go to school for CT. English CT and Cheryl CT. English nothing much. 11 people nvr come. Then go opposite drink kopi. Then go back Cheryl CT. On the way back, saw buck! He nvr gel his hair! Then we ask him why. He said he counted b4, 1 time gel hair use $0.30! LOL! CT test was basically an open book exercise. Traded sweets with Hakim! Hmm! Then go home. Played RO. Then decided to go out to study! Hard workin! Then go airport study with Eug and c1. Sk8er didn't go study cos he bad boy. :P Then go out with sk8er. Go to bugis! Eat at Macs. There was this gal in Mac! Keep looking at me! Then Eugene oso sae keep looking at me. Wan to get number but then her parents and ah mah there. Kia kia. Then go back home. Sk8er and C1 wanted to dance Para Para! Then wanted to go Simei to dance? Then reached Simei the bloody arcade close! HAHAH! Then go home. Bathe. Blog.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Hmm! Today nothing much happened? Done some work in Ranjit's period! Then in buck's period we told ghost stories? Then 1 period sharil slack! Then go down eat. YL gastric pain! Then erm come up for Geog. Haiz. Then 1 period CT. Her worse like Zombie. Dun wanna comment. Reached home. Eat kurry kueh! LOL! Then sleeep. Sleeep till now. Blog. Now talking to an online friend in America? OK. Done. Ciao.

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Yeah! Just finished watching S'pore idol. Now blogging. Today nothing much? All the teaChers never come. Then today Sharil bastard! Say something which I wun wanna put in the blog for fear of my life due to bites:P Then erm....today......no go in focus! Erm.......then Luqman todae do the dance during clubbing! Funny tiu like hell! Then I at A math I kept throwing paper at Van. She nvr knew it was me until the end of the day. LOL! Ok. Done.

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Yeah! Today nvr go to school. I''' tell you why. Today when trying to wear my bloody contacts, 1 of them dropped. On the toilet floor. Cannot find. Ai Wan. Then stomache ache. WTF. Sux! %^#$$#%#^#$ Hahah. Then dun wanna go school liaoz. No mood. Byez

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Sunday! Maybe watching fireworks l8er. Hmm! Shud be fun! Thought a lot about my life YTD. More then usual? Guess maybe it's time to give up. On somebody. No hope. Might as well rite? Saves a lot of time on sleepless nites. Hmm....Maybe? The more I listen to Jay Chou's Jie Kou(Excuses), the more I wanna give up. Hmmm.....But some part of me don't wanna? Hard to decide. Need time to decide.....

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Watched Full Metal juz now! Nice man! Now watching the official swearing in. Ciaoz.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004


Yeah! YTD watched S'pore Idol! Funny till I pengs! Saw watermelon87!!! HAHAH! Why he called Banana Man? Lol! Anyway, now the ENTIRE SGSB(singapore Social Board) hong dong! Cos see that Watermelon87 on the T.V! I think I sending SMS to the T.V arh....post LUEshi or something! anyway, if you guys wanna go to this board, sign up on
http://www.gamefaqs.com
Ciaoz.

Monday, August 09, 2004

Lol! Have to post YTD stuff cos when I came back home, Its too bloody late! 12 I think? Hmm. Went to meet Em and Van at 12 o clock? Then go Eugene house. Eugene's mum gave us some rojak? Now then I knew Van didnt like to eat fruits! No wonder so fat:P Help her settle all except the pineapples. Then go Eugene's room. Talked about a lot of things? Like how many fingers are there? Van angry le! Then let them spot where Eugene is in his old photos. Then because of extreme boredom, we went to arcades? Played Air Hockey! Fun! Then after that go collect the cake! Then becos they have nothing to do, they went to my house? Played XBOX. Played Soul Caliber. Van was so noisy:P Then after that, they wanted to play PS2, but I can't manage to calibre it? Then they went to play my com? Em wanted to play Mahjhong, so we took it out? Then taught Vanny how to play. Can't concentrate cause I was like teaching her the stupid ropes of the game? Then Em went to fetch Ivy. Then when they came, we went to BBQ! Hmm. BBQ that time we went to buy provisions! Bought some Sake. Taste great! Mixed it with Sprite Ice! Hmmm Sake Ice anyone? Nice! Then ate? Then went to buy beer:P Guess I'm the only one who likes beer; nobody even touched it! So I get to have the entire bottle myself! Foster's beer! Best! Hahaha! Then took out the water bombs and started throwing at Van! Hahah! Then erm played a game? The King Game! Wun bother to tell you all how this game works. Then said some ghost stories! Then sent Em home. Hmm.....Yeah! HAHAH! Sighz....wished that trip went longer.....won't comment! Then me and Eugene jogged back home? Kept making Death Jokes. Lol. Then went home. Bathed. Then went to sleep. But my mum came in and when I talked to her, she said"Drink loads of beer rite?" HAHAH! Then I said"A bit la a bit!" Hahah! Then slept.

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Hmm! Early in the morning! Ok. Blog 2 days at once. YTD go this bloody house warming. Veri sianz. But then all my father's side relatives got come. Saw the gals. Getting more and more pretty everyday :> Hahah! They call me yandao! HAHAH! Happy tiu like siao! Hahah! Then talked about stupid nonsense, like what they usually do. Ambitions? Check. Music? Check. Damn. Ask me to play the piano. Lucky I siam! Give chance to the gals la! Let them have their 30 seconds of fame. I don't need 30 seconds to prove my talent:P Then erm watched T.V? 9 o clock Channel U. The Next Big Thing? Lol! Funny tiu I peng! Shud have realised got this show! Maciam comedy! Then I realised something; the woman(not the gals) in my father's side are mostly Ah Sohs....Complain this complain that. Then nvr teach their kids properly! WTF! The little kids play finish the piano and passed me the entire book of sheet music for me to keep! WTF! What am I, your house maid arh? KNN. Then go home. Vanessa called me for some reason? (Cannot say!) Then I at the end keep saying" Yah la yah la! Ai Ni! Luv u deep deep!" Lol. Then went to sleep. Wake up 7 ++ ? Cannot sleep long leh. Dunno why. Bathed. Then blog!

Friday, August 06, 2004

Yeah! Today is a fun day! Go to school wearing the red shirt. Then go to TPS to sing? And enjoy Zikry's performance! Then go back class. Went out of class to sit outside. Then simply went to fuck around. Then go home slack. Nothing much.

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Today go to school have a lot of stupid things to do! Firz 2 periods Ah Singh. Do Oral work? Cracked some stupid jokes(Singh not me). Then buck. Hahah! Played 1 game with what song? Hahah! Wrote some stupid songs like Green And Gold, San Zi Lao Fu and all this bullshit. Dunno how to write seagull in chinese so I wrote Hai O? Then played V ball in P.E. It's a long time since I've enjoyed a P.E lesson! Then go up. Dena Ong do some balance sheet! Then E math. Circular measure. Go LKK test. Sure fail lah! Then go his practical. Zinc Carbonate? Then Sharil. He not here; so go home la! Then go Eugene's house. Go to swim! Played stupid games again! Then go up played Doom 3! Nice! Then zee siao siao Eugene's friend! Hahah! She nice eh. Then go home.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Hmm...Todae at 4 o clock go out...go to buy earpiece and do some important stuff. Met the gang there? But due to lack of liquid cash(too much PoA!!!!), we went back to take some $$! Then go C1 house to play? Then go out. Done the important stuff. Went to Jade Power Tools(Sorry arh sk8er!) to buy da earpiece. Then go fuck around. Go to find a place to eat! Walked around TM and CS but can't decide! So ended up going to McDonald's again. Then this auntie came! Told us to sign up for some mcdonald valued customer? Didn't sign up. Too many terms and conditions. Then went to this Arcade to play air hockey! Yeah! Scored a hat trick! HAHAH! Me and Eugene won! Then played what spot the differences in this arcade machine. Nearly got da high score. Then go home.
Wow. My post earlier has generated some...lets say.....critics from some gal in a convent. Hahah. From the criticism from the gal named Meri, I dare conclude that not only she isn't streetwise, she is lets say amused by porno. Miss Meri, your stupidity amuses me. Lets just say from the so called insults from your friends, I conclude that they are not even educated in the ways how me and supposed you, as a fellow gangster, work. Opps, typo error. You are not a lian. You know that. Hahah. Me? 1 website? Don't make me laugh at your warped sense of humour.
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Monday, August 02, 2004

Haiz. I am so disappointed now. I thought you would be perfect for him, but after today, you shattered all my hopes. Guess people won't show their true colours 'till we really know them. But thank you. You taught me an important lesson in life; don't ever judge a book(or a gal) by their appearance. Oh by the way, you are a bitch.
Hmm. Todae has nothing eventful! Go to school. Then when arrive, saw Henry, Zik, Luq, Dhan and Zul helping Lao Ling. Hah. Then went to help them. Lao Ling english not standard 1! Sec 3 pronounce as Check Chwee? WTF. Then go jalan. Then go Lai Kha Kin period. For once, I'm interested in what he has to say. Then P.E. Because of the rain, there ain't no P.E! Hah. Slacked around. Then Sharil. Do what stupid Weimar Rep. Hah. Ask us to do the 4 periods. I said Pre Menstruation, Early Menstruation, Late Menstruation and Post Menstruation. Lol. Ama heard that. Lol. Then go recess. Did a combo breaker by eating Yu Pian Mee Fen. Then go for A Math. Bastard that Jeremy. Hah. Dun wan to post here. Then Berny. Sianz. Do what TYS. Boh Liao Lah! Then E math. Do inequality. Then Bucker. Slacked around as usual. Then Leong. Read poh zua. That Yang Lun, when asked what is a convertible, he said Toyota. LOL! Then leong "Taught" him. Bern. Stupid. Do MCQ. Insane siol. Then come home. Watched anime. Then bathe. Now eating cup noodle. Going to tiok cancer liao. Be ready to eat my curry kueh. Ciaoz.

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Hahah! Todae funny! Go this kopitiam. Wore this shirt with da number 1440! Then this auntie told me: A auntie KJ me
A:Wah le eh sar wu gao hoh kua leh!(Your shirt looks great!)
KJ:Eh....gam sia arh....
A:Ni Zai na li buay(Where u buy?)*She said this:Part hokkien part chinese. Weirdo*
KJ:Erm, Isetan...
A:Hahah! shi ge hao mah! Can buy beh piao(4 numbers! Can buy 4d!)
KJ:ERP!
Then I faster buy food zao.
Hahah. Weird. Then go buy contact lenz. Feels weird. Then go study. Saw Dena. She with her hubby and 2(or 3) kids. Looks like happy family:P Hahah. She asked us where we going. Hahah! We said study. She feels damn proud I think. Hah. Then go BK do what english newspaper report. Then do finish go Eugene house. Talk about stupid things. Like when we die where we go. Hmm. Of course we rot in the ground, become food for plants lah. I forgot who said this
"Eternity is when flower grow above my grave when I die".
Guess where I learnt that? In game of course! HAHA! Call Of Duty. Then go swim. Hahah. Keep having muscle cramps. Pain siol. Then Eug, c1 and sk8er have a competition. See whose breath longest. Eugene came up first cos he laughed at C1. C1 keep poking sk8er's nose when they are underwater. LOL. Then c1 should have lost that competition, but he surfaced up and when Sk8er comes up, he went down. LOL! Sk8er didn't notice. Me & Eugene laugh till siao! Then started to rain. So we went up. Nothing eventful after this. Ciao.