I must really thank my esteemed friends Prince Chivas, Sir Baileys, Viceroy of British American Tobacco and his pet crustacean for gracing my humble abode today.

I must really impress on my dear readers that they are the best friends you can ever have - they provide a listening ear for those who wish to voice their sorrows, wise advice for those in dire need, and a salve that mend your very soul. And they are the best secret keepers; they will not utter a single word if you do not allow them to.

But I must also express my regret that Ms. Mary Jane could not be present today. She seldom visits the city state of Singapore, and if does, the condition she arrive in makes her no longer welcome for most who desire her.

Once again, thank you my friends, for keeping me company today. Rock on.

Apparently most people don't get socratic irony.

Ok for those who still don't know, Socrates once pretended to be a fool to expose another fool in his lecture.

So the indirect moral of the story is that don't judge the book by its cover la!

Dey!

KNN I darn dulan now!

It seems to me that I'm the only one putting in the effort