Your typical beng!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Talk about tenacity.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/29/officer.slain.ap/index.html

This brave officer was shot in the heart, and he continued chasing the gunman. Died later. This is what I call hiong.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

When every word you say feels like a thousand.

The title may sound emo, but it actually describes my throat. Damn. Can barely speak now. Don't think I'm going to school tomorrow. Nothing important anyway. LoT? Psyche? Macro-Econs?

Really need to rest more.

My throat is burning!

Ahh! Damn it! My throat feels like the bloody Sahara right now! Must be the ostrich I ate just now. Ok. Not funny!

People are falling sick left right center! Vanessa is in critical condition, Shi Ying is really sick, and now it's my damn turn! Tried everything to stop my throat from feeling so dry! Drank orange juice, beer, loads of water, lozenges and even some cognac! But nothing bloody works! Gotta get someone to perform faith healing. Shakalah!

Progressing on the Law of Tort. At least we have some sense on what the flying fuck is that. Can't say that for criminal law though. Relak la relak. Can't ESCAPE from the shackles of project work! Note the work ESCAPE! Ah pek! You owe us a fucking trip!

I still can't believe the former PM of Aussie called us barbaric and Chinese rogue port city. To my the trinity LHL, Nathan, CJ Yong Pang Hao, I salute you all for not bending.

Monday, November 21, 2005

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Damn it! I found the reason why my damn eyes are dis-proportionate! There's a weird growth on the right eye, on top of the right eye-lid! Damn it. Not comfortable arh. Gonna skip my LSM lesson to go to see the bloody doctor. I hope the doctor allows me to wear an eye patch! Damn pirate looking ok? Haha!

Friday, November 18, 2005

KBOXing is the best mens!

Damn fun day! Went to school at 9 o clock! Met up with Shi Ying. We actually wanted to go for MacroEcons lecture but, due to unforseen circumstances, we ended up in the project room!














I believe that I'm smart! But the book said no!















The expression on her face speaks a thousand words!















Just like a news reporter.















Intelligence babe. Intelligence.















I was sleeping!

Then after the photo sessions, me and Shi Ying drew stuff. The end result?




















This picture! The one with the camp on fire, the angel with some ugly alien, and the stick with the triangle head throwing the hadoken was done by Shi Ying. The others are done by me. Style ok! After this picture, we played pictionary! Shi Ying drew a Police man and a Van! Guess what's the word? MATHAVAN! HAHAHAHA! Damn nice word play la sis!

Vas came in and we played hangman. Then mud came and we played some more. Went to MBS. Damn boring. Nothing much!

Went KBOX! Knn. Shi Ying please go join Singapore Idol! Hahah! Sang songs by Chao Meng! They all damn cool la. Next time I wanna be like them! Hahah! Went home after that. Nothing much.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

The pit booked liao mens!

The pit for Christmas eve is booked liao mens! Spread the Gospel!

BBQ Park : Pasir Ris Park
BBQ Area : 1
BBQ Pit : 36

The pit is near Coasta Sands Pasir Ris. Wanted to book near the park but the whole fucking pit is booked! So pai seh arh home boys and girls. Alight at Coasta Sands and walk there.

See you all!

Random Insanity!

My eyes' sizes are not proportionate now! Damn it! My right eye smaller then my right! I wanna wear an eyepatch!

Went to play pool with the gang yesterday. When we were walking towards Pavillion, there was this damn funny aunty!

Aunty:*Passes out some brochure.*Xiao di, yao bu yao lai ze li? (Wanna patronise my store or whatever)
KJ:*Look at the brochure* Eh aunty! Wo men quan bu shi qi shi ba shui yao jie hun?(Eh aunty! We 17-8 how to get married?)
Aunty:*Aiyah! Ze li ye ke yi pang ni da ban ma!(Aiyah! Here also can help you make over mah!)
KJ:Wo gou handsome liao la aunty!(I handsome enough liao la aunty!)

Guess the aunty thinks that I not handsome enough. Hahaha! Sorry arh. Gimme some chance to bueh hiao bai!

Today's Criminal Law was a bore! My tutor, Mr Mathavan, was exactly like Mr Reginald Johns! He wears a watch on his left hand, a digital Casio or something, and he speaks EXACTLY LIKE HIM! The deep voice! Damn it! Mr Johns has a long lost brother! Crim Law was boring tho. Was playing those "fortune telling" games with a piece of paper. The one which you have to fold into some squarish shapes and have those fortunes written on it. hahah! The fortunes were all biased tho! Only 1 No! The rest all yes!

Went to MaryBrown! Played more party games like Seven Up, 007 and the yi ji qing wa tiao sia shui(One frog jumps into the water. Bleh.) Damn fun ok!

Ok. Enough typing! Time to relak one corner in a circular room!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Knn. Your new photo look HIDEOUS. You should know who you are.

LSM 2's tutor suck. She wasn't like Mrs Kurup, who would tell us a lot of stuff about the law. She would just say, you interested? Go find out. WTF. Please Mrs Kurup, change 1L05's tutor.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Changed my blog title + skin! Upgrade babe. From manofnoregrets to thebengnextdoor.

First week of school was fun! Psycho was a rocker. The lecturer was like Willy Wonka! He was slender, tall, and caucasian, and he was the most eccentric person I ever known. My idol babe. Instead of pointing at a person, and asking the unlucky chap to answer, he throws POKEBALLS! Where can you find such a great teacher?! He is my idol!

Played badminton with the other 2 law zais. Damn tired babe. 3 hours straight! Now my arms and legs ache.

Gotta go get myself a new bag. See you bengs and lians!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

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Friday, November 04, 2005

School is starting! 2 more days before going to TP everyday. As I mentioned 6 months ago, life is always a big dilemma. You won't really learn to appreciate something after you lose it. Sounds cliche, but look! When at the start of the hols, I was like "Knn! 2 and a half months? Zho lan?" now I am "Knn. So many things haven't do then kui Oh liao. Dui arh!"

This semester, I am so gonna study. Last sem's results were abysmal! Must TRY to attend all lectures and TRY not to fall sick.

I'm just pulling words out of my ass now so I shall present to you all a 4D sculpture. Mr Zhen Hao and Miss Jia Ying, as design students, you all must try to make a 4D model!

http://www.physorg.com/news7409.html

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Man I hate Winamp "What's playing" function. I was looking at you know, erm...stuff.....when I realised the fucking program was broadcasting what I saw to the bloody INTARWEB! Knn pai seh siaz.

Just redeemed Jay's new album! For those we are still hesitating whether to buy his new album, please, buy it! It's worth the $20 bucks!

Thank you Jay Chou for making my life complete.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Just finished watching Cowboy Bebop! Damn sad anime. BTW this anime features Singapore in one of it's episodes. Cosmopolitan babe!