Your typical beng!

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Gonna be 5 o clock soon. And I thought it is just 4:P Can't sleep? Thinking about someone. Hate it when people give you the cold shoulder. I mean, if I done something wrong, please tell me or something la. At least I know I've done something wrong. Not blaming you anyway. Most likely, I've done something wrong. I know myself. Far better then anyone else. These few days I kept going to Eugene house? Played KOTOR II and Halo 2 . Heh. Fun. 4 controllers = kickarse. Simon's going later. So I wanna party! Alright. Nitez everyone.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Heh. Blogging again. Earthquake hit SEA region. Killed a lot of people. I am gonna have a 10 line worth of silence for them.









OK. Then, what's even worse is that some arseholes tried to exploit the number of deaths and grief by saying:OMGLIEKWTFBBQLOL! The Bible predicted this! Armegeddon is near! Then they quote Matthew whatever. Bleh. I remembered when I was primary 6. Some smart "Christian" told me that the world will end that year. 'Cos of some Celestial Body nearing Earth or something. Hey guess what? Look at the year now! IT'S 2004!!! Earth didn't explode or something. No wide spread Apocalypse. This disaster is not the second coming of the Messiah or something. So DUH!

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Happy birthday Jesus! You are now(according to the Georgian Calendar) 2004 years old! WOOHOOO! 2 milennia and 4 years and still going strong! Enjoy your day Jesus!

Friday, December 24, 2004

Happy Birthday to Vanessa! Hahah! 16 liao! Finally can watch NC16! Yep. Today Christmas Eve. Went out with ma parents. Boozed abit. Then went to look at parrots? Cos' my parents wanna buy 1! Hehe! So next tyme if you come my house, I can treat you all to curry Parrot! Heheh! Gonna teach that bird how to scold vulgarities. In different languages too. Maybe I will teach it how to sing Jay Chow songs! HAHA! That will be so cool!

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Aiyoooh! Just wake up! Heheh! My brother just got back his school posting stuff. Going to some Unity Secondary School @ the North I think! GL HF! Heheh!

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Biang wehz. Just wake up. Hahah! Today just come back from thon @ PRP! Heh. Go to meet KS, Sim and Van at Pasir ris MRT station. Then because PC not back yet, we went to ZH's house! Played GTA:SA. Ah long kept spanking me:P Haha! Then went to PC house with Ivy, ZH, KS, Sim and Van! Took the lift. Didn't knew that the person inside the lift was PC's dad! FUNNY! Then took the stuff and went to PRP. Start the fire. Then let everyone come. Like suddenly those who say chop stamp come end up never come. So duh. Haha. Then decided to thon there? Go walk around. Then found 1 breakwater or headland or whatever to sit there. Actually sat there for 4 hours! Haha! Then go makan. Back home. Sleep.

Friday, December 17, 2004

Can't sleep. A lot on my mind. Sighz. Just now my parents went to Church. My aunt invited them there. Can't say they enjoyed themselves. The pastor there said something like:

We christians get judged in heaven, while you chinese get judged in hell!

WTF. Don't tell me he is not a chinese. Insanity. A chinese denouncing his chineseness. That pastor said that he quit the music industry and became a pastor for some weird reason. Oh, the irony is that he sang chinese songs. Heheh. Denouncing his chineseness indeed. What's more, he gave his sermon in chinese! WTF. No matter how good your english is, whether you are educated in Oxford or Harvard, no matter how westernised you are, you ARE still a chinese. What's wrong with being a Chinese anyway? We are one of the earliest civilisations and whatnot. Give China 10 more years, and lo and behold! Another superpower! This is also the case in many people I seen. Speaking english with a fake accent. Acting all high class. Thinking that those who speak Mandarin is inferior. WTF. This is wrong. Renouncing your race just like that.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Sighz. Just came back home. That job I found YTD sucks. They said something about a roadshow. Yeah. RIIIGGGHHHTTT. In the end, they asked me to sell tickets. Some charity tickets somemore. WTF. So much for 500 bucks a week huh motherfucker? I won't cheat some poor kids just because I want 500 bucks per week. Roadshow indeed. I think Zhen Hao is pissed for me not taking the job. I don't want it. It is morally wrong! I may smoke, sweaR or booze or whatever, but I won't cheat some kids! Law of the Street. Heh. So in the end, Yu Wen, Novi and Xing Xiang didn't take the job. Guess we have to find another job. Bleh.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

So boring! Haiz! Just 1 month into the holidays and I am complaining! Just got a job. Tmr going to training. Do what roadshow stuff 1. Argh. So bored! Not like this during the Ol December holidays when we were still in secondary school. Because last tyme you still know that WTF, there is still school! But now nope. Sibei sianz! Hope I can buy World Of Warcraft next month/week! So can kill some time! Heh. Gotta go.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Many people asked me why I hate christians. Nope. In fact, I admire those true christians like Mr Jaren and JieYi! Do they ask me to join them in church? Nope. Do they say that I will suffer in hell for all of eternity because I don't believe that Jesus is the saviour? Nope. What I like is that they respect others for their choice of their beliefs, may it be Taoism, Buddhism, Muslim, Hinduism or Wicca or whatever. Not those arseholes who harrass you when you walk across the street and start to say:

Hello, this is Jim, and I'm Luke, today, what I am going to tell you will change your life! Let me tell you about our saviour, Jesus, who died on the cross for our sins and got ressurected!

Then they proceed to do some magic tricks with a piece of paper. Do something about a cross and whatnot. Or even worse, they try to disguise what they wanna say by saying:

Hey! I have something really fun for you all to do! It's a YOUTH camp! When I ask them, the truth surface and OMG, it is a CHURCH camp!

You people might say that I'm biased against Christians, but let me tell you this. If Zikry ask me to become a Muslim, I will swear at him too.

Let me just say this. There are many ways to God.

Monday, December 13, 2004

ARGH! Finally got about to dyeing my hair. Dyed it reddish brown(or is it brownish red?)! Heheh. Went to cut hair with Van. To ZH aunt's house? Hahah! The kid there very funny! Gangsta 1! Hehe! Then after dying and cutting, we went pasir malam(with ZH and Ivy)! Haha! Then balek kampung. See you all. At Class BBQ. Homies for life!

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Hmm. Its 1.47 AM now. Loads of things happening this week. My cousin came to stay at my house. They will be going home later. Bleh. Then there's this class BBQ. Hard to plan. Partly because of work(by others, not me) and other conflicting issues such as concerts and what-not. ECP is fully booked. Argh. Then Betty has some concert to attend, so we can't book the pit at her house. Which leaves......Pasir Ris Park. Our last hope. Our last beacon of light!!! I got this feeling that this will be the last BBQ which our class gonna have. So much for homies for life. Just got an SMS from Abigail? She asked me to join my ex-class gathering. As if I will go. Clash with this BBQ. Yeah. My uncle called me just now. He asked me if I wanna work? Hmm. Work at Tang Ren Jie Noodle Stall. Gotta wash bowls? Hmm. Considering. My bro done it b4. He said the job is tough. But WTF. What else can I do? The bloody human resource didn't call me. Signed a bloody contract with them too. Heheh. Should I sue :-P KK. Gotta go bathe. And sleep. Nite homies.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Heh. Just finished setting up "camp" at my computer room. My cousins(3 of them) decided to stay at my house. So as a good host, I relinquished my bed to them. Heh. I could sleep at the sofa, but liddat no fun!! So I erm...Set up camp at my com room! Now the com room is equipped with 1 cooler box, a lot of cushions, 1 sleeping bag, and a very tired KJ. Bleh. Human Resource said that they finding job. Argh. I need a job. I want that graphic card. Grr.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Just came back from Malaysia. Can't say I enjoyed myself thoroughly.

Day 1:
Woke up at 6+. Bathed. Without using heater. Cos the heater is faulty! ARH! Heh! Went to this hotel to take a bus to KL. Took a 5 hour trip to KL. Then went to the Hotel Corus for check in and some bullshit. Went to the Twin Towers! Bought a nice book. Angels and Demons. By Dan Brown. Author of Da Vinci Code. Nice read! Then went back. Did I mention that the bloody tower will shake? Suxk. Then went back to the hotel. Went for dinner. Lok lok! Then this funny 2 man band played some nice songs! Speedy Gonzalez and such. Really nice. Malaysian Idols! Then I drank a lot of beer. The beer is thin anyway. Then went back to the hotel. Went for cocktail/beer again. At the pub. This fucking band called Brown Sugars decided to play! They Suxk! Then this ang moh decided to dance....he suxk too. Then went back to the room. Slept.

Day 2.

Went out early. Had breakfast. Then went to my erm...mum's hometown! At Sempang. Went there for steamboat. Everyone was so happy. Then went to my mum's old home. Whoah. The interior design was so old school! Heheh! Yep. Found out something really funny! You know that fat guy in sec 3 this year? Who tagged along with Yu Feng? He's my relative!!! ARGH! HAHA! Discovery! Haha! Then went to this wedding. My uncle's. Erp. Everyone decided to sing those oldies on stage. They have no vocal control! Their singing is subpar, mediocre and whatever! Then after eating, decided to go take this van back to the hotel. My gramps decided to lead the way by ordering the van driver around KL. As expected, we got lost. Luckily, I was in the taxi behind the van. Or else.....Went bAck to the hotel room. Bathed. Slept.

Day 3
TERRIBLE DAY! Woke up. Went for breakfast. I must have ate something wrong.YTD. cos I felt weird. Sick. Then started to vommit. A lot. Then my mum decided to give me some medicine to stop the vommiting. Made me feel worse. Then somehow, they decided to go Genting! ARGH! Then took the van to Genting. Vommited more. Took the cable car. Vommited more. Then found some place at New World Plaza for me to vommit in peace. I stayed there for 4++ hours. Not the best. Then I asked my bro to buy a gift for a special somebody! Heh. Then went back to the hotel. Vommited more. Then found a place in the lobby to sleep. Slept for 2 hours. Woke up with a terrible headache. Vommited some more. Then took a bus back to Singapore. Felt really ill on the bus. Vommited. Can't even stand straight. Slept on the bus. Dreamt of something weird. Must be the disease! Then someone I dunno called me sylvester.....Biang weh. Pek cek siaz. Came back on the next day. Slept.

I hate going out and falling sick! ARGH!

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Yep. YTD was the Big Day. Graduation Night. All the girls look....erm...spiffy? Yep. That's the word. The guys all yandao! Hehe! Go there saw Novi and Yu Wen. Both looked so pretty~ Yep. Then went up. Ate some stuff. Zul got Saboed into becoming a gal! Hahah! Then erm....There was this band. Alright. MR Neo made a long speech. I followed tradition and I didn't listened to his BS. Then ate some more? Mr Singh said I looked like Sylvester(Who incidentally, lost to Taufik). Bleh. Enough of the sly comments! Last week I got a lot liaoz! Then there was this dance. Boo. Oh yeah. Forgot. Zul made the best speech ever! He deserves a Pulitzer and a Nobel Prize! Then in the middle....I was like thinking, WTF. Why she can't come. I didn't notice that I was daydreaming until Zikry asked me why I was so sad. Damn. Must keep my thoughts aside! Which reminded me of what Mr Shahril told me. " A person as cynical and pessismistic as you will find it hard to find love. You think everyone is lying to you." No! I intend not for this stuff to happen! I DEFY YOU!!! Haha! Ok. Enough bullshit. Then took a lot of photos of nearly everyone! Then I found out I lost my certs....and emily's SPH geog challenge cert....SHIAT! I gonna commit seppeku soon. Gtg.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Just completed Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. Great game! The game highlights the unsung heroes of war, the spies, and the sacrifices of those true patriots, giving their lives to the Cause. Really touching. Those who have a PS2 and did not play or buy it, e.g: Vanessa, please. Do yourself a favour. Play it. A true miracle in the art of Game Design. A Mona Lisa in the gaming industry. A breakthrough in story-telling and gaming. In short, Hideo Kojima is a genius. A truely talented man. If I was a woman, I will be glad to have his love child! Enough bullshit. Just buy that game.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Argh. After o levels liek lost your meaning of life liaoz. Nothing to do at home. Just wake up, bathe, eat and play! Nothing! I hope that new job can keep me on my toes arh. Or else at 30 years old got Alzheimer's Disease liaoz. KK. Gotta go.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Yesterday signaled the end of the O Levels. A milestone in life? I think so. After the last paper, I went to this place called P-Serv HR Company to get the contract. So yes. I got the job. Can say that the job is great. But the job don't allow me to highlight my hair red. That suxk. Never mind. Then after that went home. Slept for about....4 hours? Then went out again to Bugis to meet Emily! Erm. Because I kept listening to music, I overshot. LOL! Sotong! Then went back to bugis from City Hall. Then went there. Talked to Xin Zi and Gang. Then me and her went to Clarke Quay. Erm. Then go there walk along Singapore River =P Talked about a lot of stuff. Told her a lot of my stuff too. Those I don't talk about in school? Then walked to what shopping center. Go shopping? Looked at those Woodcraft stuff and other things. Nice? Then after that decided to go to Chijmes? The pub church. Walked there and talked about a lot of stuff more? Like how money changers always are Indians......Then went to Chijmes. Walked around? The pubs there the ambience quite nice! Then walked around Chijmes. Sat at a well with her and talked? She told me the entire story of the movie the Sisters there! That place really reminded me of Final Fantasy:7. In the scene where Tifa talked to Cloud......Whoah. Really nice! Then went back to Tampines. Got ourselves ice-cream? Then sent her home! Then had a really long walk back home. But I like that walk. Enough time to recollect my thoughts I think. That got back.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Erm today's performance was a success. But god damn tiring. Now my fucking body is aching from all the pushups and holding the fucking flute. Hahaha. Today, when performing, saw another chio bu wearing pink! Very distracting. My buddy beside me, apparently thought the same too as we didn't even look at the conductor. Just that chio bu. Nvm. Luckily, no mistakes on my part. Then saw another chio bu! Wearing white. This 1 really really really chio! Got thost Cindy/Fang Hao Wen look! Whoah BTH. Then finally saw Bei Bei, Johann and James after so long! 3 months I think. I think tml they will be coming my house to stay. I think. Long time since us gathered and played all night. Those were the days my friend. Bei Bei just came back from Cambodia and kept trying to tell us all about her trip. As usual, the rest of us ignored her bloody ramblings. Keep saying that everyone there was soooo kind and all those stuff. Yawn. Boring. Tomorrow will be the last day of the O levels. Finally. Ok. Gotta go.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Hmm. The tyme now is 11.42P.M! Tml have a performance anyway. Hope I don't F up. The funer-I mean, wedding juz now is very boring. But I got to know another girl, who is my distant relative! Guess her name!!! WE ALL KNOW HER NAME! I kept laughing when I heard it also. It is....ALICIA!!! HAHAH! Really! Her name is Alicia! I thought of Alicia of TPSS, and Miss Alicia whatever the chio bu, wah! Yi ge tian yi ge di! Hehe! Then we played Dai Dee. The bet was to do pushups. Did 100+. Hahah! Cos we played for like 3 hours. Then we decided to play what kuku "See who draw the biggest card. Loser Has to do 5 pushups. Accrue till 20 then do" Not bad. Then I done one of the most stupid things in my life! Me and Ming Li STEAD! Yeah. For 5 minutes. HAHA! Funny like hell. Not gonna elaborate. It's for fun. No love involved. Whoah. I sound so bad. Gotta go bathe. See you all.
Have a wedding later on. Gotta go see people drink tea or something? Boring! On a side note, my pretty cousin just message me! Hehe! Happy?

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm

To those who told me that drinking Mountain Dew will fuck up my sperm count and make my balls strink, FUCK THIS! I am not quiting mountain dew! The best drink on the market IMHO. Tastes great. But your pee will look yellowish. Not like I like to look at my pee anyway.
Later got 1 bloody paper. History. One of my bets. Hope I can ace it! Erp. But then later 2 o clock then test? Sure KNN hot 1! 5 More exam days to end of Os. I quote Ah Chen"It is rapidly comming to an end arh!" How true! Gotta go game liaoz. Byez.

Sunday, November 14, 2004

This is the reason why I don't wanna go Orchard liao! A picture paints a thousand words! Look!


Saturday, November 13, 2004

YTD went to seiyu @ bugis to buy some clothes for a stupid wedding. Worst 4 hours of my life. never in my 16 years of existence have I suffered so much in such a short period of tyme. Going out with my mum to shop is a farking torture. Don't wanna talk about it. Suxk.

Friday, November 12, 2004

Fark. Later going to Bugis to buy some clothes for a wedding. Waste tyme only. I wanna stay at home and slack!!! ARGH!

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Tml geog paper 1. Gotta ace it or else I really hafta be a Private Candidate! Yeah. There is a geography mock exam tomorrow. That really suxk. I think I tml going to erm....experience a stomache ache? Just now Mr Singh asked me what was my interpretation of the topic " Flight " . Flight of my troubles babe. Hope I can score oso. Then just now went to KS house. Completed COD again? Then looked at Wai Kit playing GTA SA. He suxk at that game. And Winning Eleven. And Killzone. Got trashed by Simon and KS. Haha. But he funny! His eyes open damn big! Can go pak go li! Yeah. I oso made a resolution today? Quite weird 1. Don't SMS her until she SMS me? Lets see how long I can last. Survivor : SMS.

DAY 1.
YTD took the bloody E math Paper 2. Fucked up. Hard siaz. Hope they will moderate or else I will fail. Later gonna take my Chem Paper. Gonna get raped by UCLES again. Nvm. Not gonna use Science/Physics as my L1B4 anyway. So not gonna care if I fail.

Sunday, November 07, 2004

Yep. Just uploaded a midi up to my blog. The midi sounds....Reminiscing? Like what I am feeling now. Looking back. So back on topic. Those who want to have a chalet or whatever, call me? OK?
OMG. I just saw the unholy trinity again. For those who dunno what is that, google this search. "Gamefaqs The Unholy Trinity". Then look at the pictures. My god. That fucking shit scared me for life last time. Now it came back to haunt me. Shuxk. (PARENTAL ADVICE! DO NOT WATCH THIS HAUNTING PICTURES WHEN ALONE, OR IF YOU HAVE A HEART PROBLEM. THANK YOU.) OK. Now, if you watch the unholy trinity and get a heart attack, don't sue me. Thanks. Yeah. The harlequin fetus of the unholy trinity is the worst of the worst.

Saturday, November 06, 2004

My aunts are all coming over later. All hell's gotta break lose! Haha! I like these gatherings! So...noisy? Can talk a lot of shit somemore. That's great! Haha! Yeah. BTW, Van said that Graduation Nite no need to wear too formal. Thats it. Bye guys.

Friday, November 05, 2004

OK! Finally get to change my fucking skin. Done it all by myself XD! Even tho got O levels. Nvm. Not going to study anyway.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

OK. 4 more years of Bush. I am so bloody sick of him.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Which ever God who is listening to me, may it be Thor, Zeus, Aphrodite, Mars, Apollo or WHOEVER! PLEASE. Let Kerry win. I am so sick of Bush. Fighting 2 fucking wars in 1 term. Excuse me? If you need oil, just SAY! Don't gimme that Bullshit about weapon of mass destruction or whatever. You utilized the 911 incident to get more troops to fight your fucking Gulf War. Kerry. Please. Ohio. PLEASE! Just let Kerry win! If Bush wins, nvm. At least stiu got O levels. Bye. I am going to sacrifice my first born son so that Kerry wins. Good luck.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Ok. Screwed. Thats 1 word to describe my O levels. Screwed. Enuff. Time for my GTA SA action. Bye. Miss you!

Monday, November 01, 2004

Tml SS! Omg. Haven go cut my hair yet? Shud I gamble or shud I not? Hmmm....choices....choices.....Anyway. Today a lot of people taking Chinese O. Good luck!

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Hey! Tml taking chinese! GOOD LUCK! If fail, ranjit will shaft the testimonial up ur arse! Oh ya. go look at C1's blog the KISS Mv. Nice. Veri touching. About a guy who gave up his dreams, his eyes for his gal. Good MV. Unliek Britney's.

Friday, October 29, 2004

Boring siaz today. Yawnz. The weather veri good to sleep! Gotta go back to sleep liaoz. Coincidentally, I've been awake for only 2 hours. And I am tired already. Bye.
The time is 2.22am. Why am I stiu awake? Just now at 11++pm got sleep. But then wake up. Now cannot sleep le. Argh. I hate it siaz. I want to sleep! My eyelids are heavy.....but stiu cannot sleep for some reason. God. Seldom have sleepless nights 1. Suxk. Jeez. Lonely. Waiting for you. If you are reading this, I miss you. I really am. Good nights.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Oh my god. My hand hurts. Played the fucking guitar for too long. Anyway. Today is a Tuesday and its a few more days to O levels! And I am not studying. I believe in talent all the way! Tanah Marah ITE is always there for those talented but unachieved people! So anyone chop there liaoz? Oh btw. Those who have a PS2, please kindly do yourself a favor and buy GTA: San Andreas. Helluva great game!!!!! Gotta bathe and chiong GTA again!

Monday, October 25, 2004

To those who I raped, psychoed, fucked around and bullied to come to school today....Sorry arh! Today psycho, raped, fucked around and bullied you all to come to school to celebrate sk8er....but sk8er nvr come! So basically, I tried to get all our khakis to come to school later, but the main guy decided not to come. Don't come and kao beh me. I oso sibei buay song + du lan+fucked up+want to cry+nobody give chance to me. I woke up at 4++ to check my handphone only to see that sk8er replied and said he not comming. No time to do emergency rescue planning. Wake up at 4 buay tahan cannot sleep liaoz! Sorry. Oh btw sk8er. Happy bday. 16 years old liaoz. Please. Next time gimme a decisive answer during 8-9 o' clock. Not 5 minutes before your bday when every self respecting people is sleeping. And btw. FUCK YOU! CHAO CHEE BYE!! NEH NEH JI! BUAY TAHAN ARH!!!!!!!!! KANI NA!!!! LIM BEI SIBEI DU LAN!!!!

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Wah kau....its 1255 now. I just finished my Question marathon @ friendster. Sibei tired. Nitez guys.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Thanks For Adding Certified a Jiang Hu Peng You By Zhang Wuji & Ming SectWuji Gege!!!

Hahah! I am a jiang hu peng you! Hahah! I see that Zhang Wuji friendster liek veri funny then I add! Now I jiang hu peng you liaoz! If who wan to fite come now! I got Zhang WuJi as my best friend! I later try to get Jing Lun Fa Wang and that Yang Guo as my friendster fren! Summore I got Osama! Fite arh fite!

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Eh! So bloody sotong tiu I buay tahan! Juz now go BK! Buy whopper set lunch! But then forget take straw......Suicide is my only option!
Weak arh! Juz now wake up veri hungry! So decided to have 4 slices of bread + ham, and a lot of Chips Ahoy cookies! Shudn't have ate the bloody Chips Ahoy. Now my throat veri sore. Keep coughing. Then tml summore got what stupid practical! 1st shift juz suck. Have to stay in the bloody music room for 4+ hours. What am I supposed to do? Parents not in arh. In M'sia. Later going out to BK to buy my lunch. Whopper I think. Hehe! Juz now that Eldern msg me! He funny! Ask me to go orchestra. O Level liaoz! Ok. Time for my BK. Or else sure die of starvation. Wonder how Zikry, Luq, Zul, Dhan and Fan puasa. Good luck for puasa/o level!

Saturday, October 16, 2004

http://www.puberty101.com/p_isitnormal.shtml

THIS IS 1 HELLUVA FUNNY SITE! I go and I ROFFLED AND WAFFLES for soooo bloody long! I dun wan to spoil it for you all. Go and experience it yourself. Suicide is their only option.

Friday, October 15, 2004

Juz woke up. My body aching all over after sleeping for nearly 18 hours from today and YTD. Sux. Flu. At nite want to sleep then keep hearing a lot of disembodied voices. Hallucinations? Hope so. They say when disease strikes, your psychic link or whatever increases by a lot. Interesting. Keep hearing people calling my name and marble dropping, furniture moving. Sux. Then today at about 7++ have a weird dream! A dreamt that ZH wanted Sk8er phone number. I tried to give him, but the number I gave consists of 10 numbers? Weird dream. Thats why I hate disease. Then woke up and took a bath.

Grr. Now then I realise today is the last day of school. Sux rite? I haven play enuff! I stiu wanna talk cock in class, busted everyone and don't do homework! But guess that 1 shall be the past from today onwardz. Stiu remember last year, when I climbed up the toilet stalls to lock every door! Hehe! Maturity maturity......Then stiu remember last year a lot of things....Gek G-Hun's BBQ, Chalet, this year chalet and beach nite! Sux! When can we have those things again? After the O Levels, we gonna pursue a different life, a different destiny. No more shall fate and destiny interwine us. Fate picks up friends like wind picking up leaves, leaving them on our footsteps, but when we get near, fate blows them away again. We can never get truely close to our friends. Never. Gotta go.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Wah biang. Juz wake up. The time is 7pm. 7 pm. So basically I was sleeping for liek the bloody entire day. Got the flu virus. Now stiu sleepy. Peace off. Gotta study SS later.

Friday, October 08, 2004

Get well soon Amalina!!! Like 1 week nvr see you arh. So get well faster! Heheh! Todae nothing much. Went to do E Math with Ming Li. Then go home chiong sleep. Wake up chiong game. This is the life man! Then SG Idol. Opps. I mean Church Idol. Sorry.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Congrats to Mr Zhen Hao!! HeheH! Finally got her liaoz! Good luck arh you too! Later going to c1 house. Going to play the guitar! Hehe! Ytd I went to cyberfret and learnt how to play! Now can play some parts of Qing Tian le!!! Power! KK. Go off! Good luck to Zhen Hao again! GL HF!

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Haha! Juz came back frm the zoo! Hehe. Morning 10 o clock meet with ZY, KS, Sim, Eug and c1. ZY todae side parting! HAHA! Then go to ang moh kio. Go there that trip relatively unmeaningful. Played SonicN and do stupid things as usual. Then take 138 go to Zoo! Keep taking ZY photo. Heheh. Then go there. The auntie there funny arh. Gave us D/C cos we student. Then go in! Walked around and looked at the animals. Got what sunbear and camels. Then go walk around. Then decided to take a photo with Orang Utan! Heheh! Then we 6 go there sit. Take finish the orang utan decided to piss on the seats with left maybe 30 seconds ago! Lucky arh lucky. Then go animal show! The orang utan cute arh. Funny chap. Then go what farm. I keep saying Farm Fun!! Those who know what I talking about don't tell the others ok? HEHe! Then go eat at KFC. Eat the ultimate chicken meal! Then ZY nvr eat the chicken cos black? WTF. Then drank the big big drink then go walked around again! Hehe. Then decided to take a look at the giant turtle. Chao turtle! Cannot find! Muz walk around for 1/2 hour to find the chao turtle! Hehe! Then go back. Take the bus back. Then on the MRT got this gal. Hehe. Behind nice! So took foto of her! Blehx. Then decided to get on the wrong train. So we got erm...backtracked. So late come home. Ok. I tired of wearing my contact lens liao. Eye veri the dry. Bye fuckers.

Friday, October 01, 2004

Eh. Now at home arh. Nvr go school. Sore eyes. Sux. YTD get back results. English got 32/50. Not that bad. But math. 35/80. Suicide is my only option. I phailed. I got fission mail'd. Damn. Then go home YTD cos sore eyes. Talked to Mr Neo!

KJ:Morning Mr Neo.
Neo:Morning.
Neo:Cut your hair.
KJ:Eh, sure.
Neo:Call the school when you get home.
KJ:Alrite.

Damn. 3rd person in a week! Sux.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Argh! Todae sux! My hair kena caught 2 times. WTF. Juz cut 2 weeks ago leh Sirs. Why do school forces you to cut ur bloody hair? Discipline? WTF. What does cutting ur hair got to do with discipline? Our minister of education owaz say want to emulate from America and whatever, but AMERICA DON'T FORCE THEIR SCHOOL KIDS TO CUT THEIR HAIR! I think. Ok. I go eat. Later post FotD.
Hahah! KS juz kena hacked! Going to post a transcript. The cracker go online using MSN. Then I asked him what time PoA. Then he gimme stupid answer. Read for yourself! ----------Transcript starts---------------- ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: tml geog first or PoA firsz? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Not sure Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: We should just go to the student bar and get hammered ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: hahaha ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ok boy ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: if PoA first ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i go school early ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: if PoA last i go home early Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: PoA is last then ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: sounds like a blast anyway ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: hahaha Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: What time is PoA anyway? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i've been trying to ask you that question Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Ohh Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: well, we're screwed then ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ok ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: nevermind ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lets give chance to Dena Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: have you ever tried hacking a website before? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: why do you ask? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: do you want to hack someone else's website? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Curious ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i could give you some references ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: oh ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: no Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i have hacked someones website ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: how did you do it? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: keylogger? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Its a website with about 20000 users Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: no, its a Linux box Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i have full root ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ...... Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i managed to get a dump of there mySQL database Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: you'd be amazed at how many people use the same password on every web site ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: it is always the same Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: yea, the fools ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: Hiap Seng ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: le kong simi lan jiao? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: hahah ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: mai kong ang moh leh Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lim bei kua tiu bak jiu tia Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i do belive that something has clicked ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ehy ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: why u tok liek boh link arh Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Who do you think i am? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: hacker Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: indeed Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: so, do you want his password? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: thats why i used dialect to speak to you ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: no thanks ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: he's my friend Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i figured as much Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: ohh, so you dont want him hacked? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: arnt you interested? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i'm not interested in hacking friends' accounts Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: heh Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: want some accounts of people you dont know? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: no thanks too ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i have my own ethics ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: so why do you hack him? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i didnt exactly Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i was just picking users at random ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: and this guy had an interesting password ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: and so it happens that my friend got pwned ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: heheh ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: he's kind of an interesting guy Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i hope that i've given you an oppotunity to poke fun at him ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: and please, could you ask him to use a differnt password on insecure sites ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i will just tell him to change his password ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol sure ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol i betta save this conversation ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: in case he don't believe what I'm saying Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: he'll have fun eading it ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: *reading ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: so how to you get access to his account? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: btw, what is "PoA"? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: principle of accounts Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i told you, i hacked some website and it had 20000 users, and i got a list of its logins Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: and i picked his name randomly ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ok ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: hacking just for kicks eh? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: so, are you at university? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: nope ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: Secondary School Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: PoA sounds a bit advances for compulsory education ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: it's sorta like high school Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: wow Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Yea, ot Secondary School where i come from Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: *or ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ok ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: where are you from? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: Australia? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: Britain? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: States? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: 14 to 18 over here Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: England ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: Oh ok Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: yea Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Rule Britania... etc ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i wanna go there England I mean Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: you're from Singapore right? ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: yeah ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: why? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: I read that Yen likes manchester united Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Tell him that his hacker has been to old trafford ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: oh ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ok Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: I'm not a Man.u fan tho ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: ok ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: he's a diehard manchester united friend Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: it was a school trip ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: fan* ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: oh ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: you met the manager and others? Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Arsenal > Manchester United ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: actually I don't like to watch football Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: no, we just got to see the stadium and the grass ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: oh i see Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: we got to hear a long talk about how the grass is kept perfect ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: heheh trips like those get boring fast Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: i dont like to watch football either if i'm to be honest with you ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: lol ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: i prefer to play football with my mates ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: like this person Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: yea, i dont see the point in watching it Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: playing it is cool tho ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: yeah ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: I like to play as a defender> ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: you get to pit yourself against good strikers Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it. The right part has nothing left in it. says: Yea, i'm always made to play defender ßétTËr Tø ƒÎghT fØR §ÕmËtHÍÑg tHèñ LÌvÊ FØR ñÕthïñg says: you like playing defender? ------------Transcript Ends-------------------------- Lol. He quite nice to talk to. Talked to him about soccer. The virtues of being a defender! I talked for like 2-3 minutes before I thought something went wrong. Hiap Seng dun speak good english la boy. Then summore display pic nvr show up. A display picture is downloaded from your computer, not from server. So from the evidence, I deduce that a cracker has entered Hiap Seng's com! Heheh. My deduction correct! Next time be mada liaoz. Can be inspector. Yeah!

*EdiT* Juz now I post wrong. Post this stuff on Class blog. Sux.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Alamak. YTD never post FotD. So post 2 now!

" Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridgesbecause they could set up a vibration which could be sufficientto knock the bridge down."

" Liechtenstein used to have the world's smallest army. Therewas one soldier. He served his country until his death at age 95.Then the country no longer had an army."

Heheh. All about soldiers eh. Hmm. Tml got geography and PoA. Sux0r. I hope geog the map dun wan Zimbabwe. Owaz Zimbabwe. Sianz. Mmbalabala and what Copper Queen. Nonsense. Map work I dun think I can make it. Argh. Sux. Tml oso got PoA!!! I nvr study. Shud use the time to sleep or something. Hmm. Todae play Sims 2 tiu I kee siao. Now my house veri the power! Hehe. Got 1 big stereo system with about 10 Speakers all around my house. I ported some songs like Thunderbirds Are Go, Say Anything, Life's A Struggle and whatnot inside. Power to the kaur! Eh forget is core. Alamak. Then now my sims going to be the crime lord liaoz. Hahah. Love that game.

Monday, September 27, 2004

YTD I quite disappointed with some of my classmates arh. Actually wan to go out 1. Go out to eat. I don't even know going to pastamania! Hahah. C1 juz ask me if wan to go out. I tot go WWW. So I sae anything. Then a funny funny convo happened. Wun write here. Then going to meet that time. Everyone sae dun wan to go, no money, tired. Alamak. Buay on leh. Ended up with C1, Me and Eug. Then didn't go. Damn. Dun wan to talk too much.

Todae got Geog exam. Sux. No tropical monsoon/rainforest! This paper liek the setting different arh. Maybe Ah Ber smoking weed ytd. Dunno. Then go watch Xing Mada Story! Heheh. Quite nice. Ok. Dun wan to chat so much. Muz go play the sims 2 liaoz. Bye. See you fuckers tml.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

FotD time!
"Because of our modern diet of food preservatives, undertakershave been noticing that dead people do not deteriorate as fast as they once did."

So if you want your body to be like t3h mummy, eat more food preservatives!

Ok. YTD i juz found out a new game on MSN! Upwords! I played b4 la, but dunno msn got! NVM! Fun like hell! Played with Li Ping! Hahah! Then after that today I play with my bro! Hehe! I win la! Confirm! Hahah! Now english = a1! Schiv/Chiv equals to knife! Hmm! New knowledge everyday! Now I everyday(Try arh) to do FotD liaoz! Heheh!

Yah. Now I think Naruto is like DBZ. KNN keep power up. *SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 232!*
Sasuke kena power up! Then wan to h00t naruto. Then Naruto kena h00t! Then they decide to Chidori and Rasengan again! Alamak. When will this arc ends?
*End Spoilers*

ok la. Enuff ranting. Going to eat then go sleep. Damn tired liaoz.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Fact of the Day: Alabama means"here we rest" in Indian. Lol! I roffled my waffles when I read that. I thought of Nian Ci. Ahhhh. Sweet irony!!! Hahah!

Friday, September 24, 2004

Alamak. Just woke up! Tired siaz nowadays. No appetite oso. Sux. Muz be sick liaoz. Sick of skool! Then todae arh. Search thru Suprnova, *place that don't exist* and some other places for some Warez and Torrents. Sux. Cannot find. Games nowadays hard to find arh. On a sidenote, juz now went to buy games with KS wai kit and simon. Found out that Xbox game 12 bux. Not bAD. Wanted to go out help KS buy another disc and oso buy Fable, but I phailed. Got Fission Mail'd.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Eh want to tok bad about me tok in front la! Tell me straight! I owaz kb people in front so why kb behind? Buay song tell me la! KNN.

Enuff ranting. BTW the above post is for people not in our class. So if you feeling guilty, I am not toking bout you.


Saturday, September 18, 2004

Hahah! Juz come back frm Escape!!! Fun siol! Me KS, Eug, PC and ZH all go fa siao! Go there liek in 10 am? Go there pay the bloody money then go play what Ferris Wheel I think. Forget. Then go play the Daytona Cart! This gal insane siol! She driving = Takumi without sense of danger! Down slope stiu full gas pedal go down. At least I behind her. Got 2nd. So nvr cry. Then go Alpha 8! Play for a while. Then go Viking! We played Viking for liek 5-6 times! Then the person there know us liaoz! Tok to us! Then go play Flume Ride. Me and ZH 1 boat. Go We the slope down then gei siao scream.....HAHAH! People got see then laugh! LOL! Then go play Viking again! 2-3 times to dry my body. Then go BK makan! This arse hole behind me turned around and pulled my hair:P Then I turned around and gave them the evil stare. Turned out to be a bunch of kids. Scared of me. Sux0r! Then go play Viking again! OMG! Play and play! Then go drive the Daytona arh! Takumi Reincarnate got play again. Again I lost. Nvm. She got tok to me. Heheh. But the face liek dunno waht to sae. Kind la.Then go play Viking!!!! HAHAH! Got this gal arh. Look like Arthas in Frozen Throne. The eyes....sunken? Liek undead liddat! But her face liek Sherylyn. Dunno how to spell arh. The 4e5 gal. But 4e5 Sherylyn eyes not scary! But nvm. The Undead gal other assets power! OK. Dun so tiko. Sorry arh. Then go play Alpha 8!!! The insanity starts! Me and PC and Eug and KS on 1 carriage. ME and PC saw on the T.V "The panasonic Alpha 8 will travel at HYPER SPEED!" LOL! Then during the ride on the turn, me and PC keep shouting HYPER SPEED! HAHAH! Then we go play viking 1 last time! The gal there now become our bez frend! Hahaha! Can tok to her sommore. She sae what todae business veri good. LOL! Then go play the Flipper! Me and PC during the turning part keep shouting "Hyper SPEEED!!!!!" Play 1 time liek buay song. Then play another time. Play and play till 4 times! NVM. Give chance. Go to BK meet up with KS and ZH. Counted what money. They help me count! Thanks arh thanks! Then I go back Ah Mah house. Forget what bus to take liaoz. Damn. Short term memory! Memory in HYPER SPEED! Now using the com to type lor! HEAHAH

Friday, September 17, 2004

Erp! Now then found out I 5 daes nvr blog liaoz! Sorry sorry! Nowadays veri busy arh! OK la. Give chance. I try to describe this week!
Monday. Prelims! Prelims quite nice. Done the topic about an unusual visitor. Ended up writing something liek a Horror story. An excerpt.

"The rain pounded mercilessly on the windows, and the wind howled outside like a pack of blood-thirsty hyenas. The sky seemed to be dyed raven black. Out of a sudden, the doorbell rang. It echoed across the hall ominously. I looked at my brother, in surprise. None of us expected someone to visit us at such a gloomy day. The doorbell chimed again, beckoning us to open the door. When he opened the door, he let out a gasp.

I ran towards the door. It was now my turn to gasp in horror. There was a tall lanky man outside the door. Out of the blue, lightning flashed. It threw the man's face into contrast. The man looked as if he was carved out of rotton wood, with a person not very good with a chisel."

OK, I know. Bullshit. But too bad. Then write finish go home! Dunno what I do? Msg I think!

Tuesday

WTF! 22 people nvr come to school! WTF! Then me, Luq and Simon sat behind and talked! Let Luqman listen to X Japan songs. Going to send him l8er! Then go library Friendster! Nothing much.

Wednesday

Don't feel liek going to school. So pon! Then at home slacked, played Shattered Galaxy! Then slacked somemore.

Thursday

Go to school to find out 19 people came! Cool arh our class! Then first period E Math slacked. Then english slacked. Then 2 periods of Cheryl also slack. Slack whole dae. Shahril done some work! SEQ. Quite nice. Understand liaoz! A1!!! Then rest of the dae nothing much.

Todae

Go to school do practical! Sk8er brought handphone and got confiscated for 2 hours:P The practical alrite la. Find what marble speed. Then the 3 ions. I think is Iron, Sulphur and Ammonia! Then I scribbled "KJ smarter then you!!!" on Hockey table. Then go music room. Slacked. Go home. Slept. Ming Li called me. Talked. Then had a conference with Ming Li and Vaness! Then played.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Juz went to cut my hair. Went to Storm! Cut by a gal called Serene. Cut lai cut qu now hair veri veri short! NVM. Give chance to serene. Then go home tt time saw Jie Yi! Hm. Talked for a while. Go home.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

YTD went to the BBQ. Quite fun. Played V Ball and Dai Dee all the way! Will post l8er. Tired liek hell.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Hmm! Lemme introduce you all a webby! It's funny liek hell!
http://grouphug.us
*An extract of one of the many confessions*
took the metra train to the downtown park the other week. The car I was sitting in was pretty empty, and this hot girl sat in front of me. She was very petite; hot as hell. She had thongs on and I noticed her sexy small feet. She was sitting there relaxed and those beauties where lifted off the ground. It was pretty loud inside the car. Anyway, as she was sitting there I took one of the thongs and I licked it on the top to get a whif of her foot juice. I then proceeded to jack off on the thong, dropped quite a bit of hot load on it. I put the shoe back and proceeded to exit the train. She still hasn't put them back on at this time. As I was exiting the car we made eye contact and I smiled at her. As I left I couldn't help but feel satisfied and I laughed because I knew pretty soon she would put those thongs back on only to have those sexy feet drenchted in my cum.
*End extract*
WTF! They don't need confessions! They need help! This guy has a serious fetish for foot! OMG! Liek wtf.

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Omg. Ah boy singh. Don't go around saying that people's blog will cause your com to crash. Fix your com. I teach you how.

1)Insert boot disk.
2)Let It boot.
3)When reached DOS mode, type this
format c:
4)Press "y"
5)Volia! No more data! No more crash!
YTD was fun! Went out at 1.30 to buy the BBQ stuff wif Sim'on, ZH and luq. Went to shop and save first. Laughed and laughed at imitation crab sticks and chicken wings! In the end we decided to go to bedok's Shing Shong. Waited till 3+ for Irfan to come! Then go to Shing Shong. Tried to find chicken wings but dun have. So asked this uncle. He pointed to our right. It was there all along! LOL! Then we went up to buy milk and bandung. lol. cheap! Then paid the money. Walking on the streets. We asked Irfan if he can carry the groceries as the plastic bags were breaking. He said can. Then a minute later all of them dropped to the floor! Then he said! There! 1 can, 2 can, 3 can and 4 can! LOL! Funny. Then ended up carrying them using hands. Then go to mana's house. Put the stuff there and went to play pool with them! Hmm. Got chio bu's! W00h000! Then played a bit Zul joined us! Hmm! POWER! Then went back home. My brother's friend came. Played Viewtiful Joe. LOL! Then slept.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Is sacarsm SO hard to detect? Look around in our classmates blogs. I don't wanna name names, but IS sacarsm REALLY that HARD to detect? Guess some people are not born to be smart. They need to be led in a straight line.

Anyway. Today. Hmm. Quite an emotional day. For me anyway! Hmm go to school. Then bought some KopiKo! Missed the taste. Then go to class. Singh said something about taking back all your books. You might as well ask me take back my table! Damn you. Then we didn't talk much. Her words still echoing in my mind. X Japan's Tears come to mind. Nvm. Give chance. Don't cry! Then recess stayed back for some proper planning. Then after recess Sharil. He getting more and more ji dong! Relax my friend!
Hmm. Then Dong. Had a test. She made the first move to patch up our(should I say my?) mistake. If you are reading this; I salute you. Then after that A Math test. Stupid test. No calculator so borrow from Hockey. Then Math in focus. Nothing much. Done some work for about 15 minutes. Chatted with Zik, Zul, Fatin, YW and Haoster about general stuff. Then decided to go home myself. Need some time to be alone. Then on the way home, her friend(not naming her!) message me! Thanks! You cheered me up!!! Then went home. Formatted my second com but I think I lost my *friendly* version of Windows XP. So I have to use this com first. I hate this com's keyboard. Sux0r! Hard to type. Nvm. Give chance to Logitech.
Lol. Blogging in the early morning. Cos cannot sleep. Too much emotions. YTD kena ming kia. 5ux0r to t3h k0rx. Then just when A left, B entered! Maybe J-Boy think I will lonely arh, without gals. But nvm. Weird. My xim now sibei tia. Veri pek cek. Really sad arh. After this incident, both of us surely drift apart 1. But nvm. Dun cry. Give chance. Then after that go take 168 to woodlands. Then go Toa payoh watch WCG. End up dunno how to go. Then go orchard. Went to take neoprints with my khakis. Take that time really fun. But then after that I feel more sad. Fark. Then sad. Dun wan to gek siao my khakis too much. So go home alone. Then reached home eat. No appetite oso. Then go turn in early. At night like keep waking up? Hmmm.....Hahah. Thought a lot. Nvm. Xin Shi Shui Nen Zi? Haiz. Dun cry. I give you chance.

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

OMG. I long time nvr blog le! The stupid computer la! Dunno why cannot blog. The text box fuck up. Time for a format already! Nvm. Give chance. Then YTD really fun! Go to school eat cake! Then play with Yeo. Hahah. Then go watch concert. Then go book BBQ pit. Then go home. At night me and Van talk about something? Then I msg the somebody"Want to be my stead? I am serious!" LOL! Haha! She of course nvr reply. Think I am playing or what. NVM. Give chance. Dun cry.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

WTF! Thats all I can say! Today overall 17 people never go to school! Power! Then go home this weird fuck call me.

WF:Weird Fuck, KJ, me
WF:Hello.
KJ:Hello, who are you?
WF:Guess!
KJ:Mala eh zai?
WF:Huh?
KJ:How would I know?
WF:You live in $%^&$&$@%#^, block $%^$^#@#% and that primary 4 pai kia last time rite?
(LOL! GLAD TO MAKE A IMPRESSION OUT OF OTHERS!)
KJ:Yep.
WF:I am $%&$# arh.
KJ:Erm....yep! Remember!
WF:Your chinese O levels what?
KJ:Erm b4.
WF:D or M?
KJ:Erm, D!
WF:YEAH!! HIGH FIVE!
KJ:ERH, HIGH FIVE:P
WF:Oh. You take how many subjects?
KJ:Erm I think 6.
WF:A Math, pure geog(rattles off all my subject! WTF! How he know!?!?)
KJ:Erm no more a math arh.
WF:Why?
KJ:Dropped.
WF:Why?
KJ:Boh talent.
WF:How much you get?
KJ:Very lousy.
WF:Nvr get less then 10 marks rite?(LOL! HOW WRONG!)
KJ:Erm less then 10 marks.
WF:HUH!?How much?
KJ:2 marks.
WF:HUH?!!!!
KJ:Yep.
WF:Then you know derrick(4 e 3 i think)
KJ:Yep.
WF: Royston?
KJ:Yep.
WF: Shu Wei?
KJ:Nvr keep in touch, but know his sis.
WF:Why?
KJ:In our school mah.
WF:Can give me your e mail?
KJ:#^$#%#$^@gmail.com(LOL I GOING TO BANNINATE HIS ARSE!)
WF:OK.
Then the conversation was so STUPID! I felt my IQ dropping! OMG! Like talking to Vaness. Sux. How he know my subject combi? Stalker! ARGH! I think want to punch his arse off. On a side note, he is handicapped. Lost his legs due to polio or something. So I would keep my comments to myself. Bye.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Hmm. Todae nothing much. Go to Changi Airport to study alone! Veri conductive sia there. Everytime i go there thon liaoz. Then go back home. Go to eat and booze. Ok . Done.

Saturday, August 21, 2004

Hmm! Today long day! Today go to school for CT. English CT and Cheryl CT. English nothing much. 11 people nvr come. Then go opposite drink kopi. Then go back Cheryl CT. On the way back, saw buck! He nvr gel his hair! Then we ask him why. He said he counted b4, 1 time gel hair use $0.30! LOL! CT test was basically an open book exercise. Traded sweets with Hakim! Hmm! Then go home. Played RO. Then decided to go out to study! Hard workin! Then go airport study with Eug and c1. Sk8er didn't go study cos he bad boy. :P Then go out with sk8er. Go to bugis! Eat at Macs. There was this gal in Mac! Keep looking at me! Then Eugene oso sae keep looking at me. Wan to get number but then her parents and ah mah there. Kia kia. Then go back home. Sk8er and C1 wanted to dance Para Para! Then wanted to go Simei to dance? Then reached Simei the bloody arcade close! HAHAH! Then go home. Bathe. Blog.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Hmm! Today nothing much happened? Done some work in Ranjit's period! Then in buck's period we told ghost stories? Then 1 period sharil slack! Then go down eat. YL gastric pain! Then erm come up for Geog. Haiz. Then 1 period CT. Her worse like Zombie. Dun wanna comment. Reached home. Eat kurry kueh! LOL! Then sleeep. Sleeep till now. Blog. Now talking to an online friend in America? OK. Done. Ciao.

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Yeah! Just finished watching S'pore idol. Now blogging. Today nothing much? All the teaChers never come. Then today Sharil bastard! Say something which I wun wanna put in the blog for fear of my life due to bites:P Then erm....today......no go in focus! Erm.......then Luqman todae do the dance during clubbing! Funny tiu like hell! Then I at A math I kept throwing paper at Van. She nvr knew it was me until the end of the day. LOL! Ok. Done.

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Yeah! Today nvr go to school. I''' tell you why. Today when trying to wear my bloody contacts, 1 of them dropped. On the toilet floor. Cannot find. Ai Wan. Then stomache ache. WTF. Sux! %^#$$#%#^#$ Hahah. Then dun wanna go school liaoz. No mood. Byez

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Sunday! Maybe watching fireworks l8er. Hmm! Shud be fun! Thought a lot about my life YTD. More then usual? Guess maybe it's time to give up. On somebody. No hope. Might as well rite? Saves a lot of time on sleepless nites. Hmm....Maybe? The more I listen to Jay Chou's Jie Kou(Excuses), the more I wanna give up. Hmmm.....But some part of me don't wanna? Hard to decide. Need time to decide.....

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Watched Full Metal juz now! Nice man! Now watching the official swearing in. Ciaoz.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004


Yeah! YTD watched S'pore Idol! Funny till I pengs! Saw watermelon87!!! HAHAH! Why he called Banana Man? Lol! Anyway, now the ENTIRE SGSB(singapore Social Board) hong dong! Cos see that Watermelon87 on the T.V! I think I sending SMS to the T.V arh....post LUEshi or something! anyway, if you guys wanna go to this board, sign up on
http://www.gamefaqs.com
Ciaoz.

Monday, August 09, 2004

Lol! Have to post YTD stuff cos when I came back home, Its too bloody late! 12 I think? Hmm. Went to meet Em and Van at 12 o clock? Then go Eugene house. Eugene's mum gave us some rojak? Now then I knew Van didnt like to eat fruits! No wonder so fat:P Help her settle all except the pineapples. Then go Eugene's room. Talked about a lot of things? Like how many fingers are there? Van angry le! Then let them spot where Eugene is in his old photos. Then because of extreme boredom, we went to arcades? Played Air Hockey! Fun! Then after that go collect the cake! Then becos they have nothing to do, they went to my house? Played XBOX. Played Soul Caliber. Van was so noisy:P Then after that, they wanted to play PS2, but I can't manage to calibre it? Then they went to play my com? Em wanted to play Mahjhong, so we took it out? Then taught Vanny how to play. Can't concentrate cause I was like teaching her the stupid ropes of the game? Then Em went to fetch Ivy. Then when they came, we went to BBQ! Hmm. BBQ that time we went to buy provisions! Bought some Sake. Taste great! Mixed it with Sprite Ice! Hmmm Sake Ice anyone? Nice! Then ate? Then went to buy beer:P Guess I'm the only one who likes beer; nobody even touched it! So I get to have the entire bottle myself! Foster's beer! Best! Hahaha! Then took out the water bombs and started throwing at Van! Hahah! Then erm played a game? The King Game! Wun bother to tell you all how this game works. Then said some ghost stories! Then sent Em home. Hmm.....Yeah! HAHAH! Sighz....wished that trip went longer.....won't comment! Then me and Eugene jogged back home? Kept making Death Jokes. Lol. Then went home. Bathed. Then went to sleep. But my mum came in and when I talked to her, she said"Drink loads of beer rite?" HAHAH! Then I said"A bit la a bit!" Hahah! Then slept.

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Hmm! Early in the morning! Ok. Blog 2 days at once. YTD go this bloody house warming. Veri sianz. But then all my father's side relatives got come. Saw the gals. Getting more and more pretty everyday :> Hahah! They call me yandao! HAHAH! Happy tiu like siao! Hahah! Then talked about stupid nonsense, like what they usually do. Ambitions? Check. Music? Check. Damn. Ask me to play the piano. Lucky I siam! Give chance to the gals la! Let them have their 30 seconds of fame. I don't need 30 seconds to prove my talent:P Then erm watched T.V? 9 o clock Channel U. The Next Big Thing? Lol! Funny tiu I peng! Shud have realised got this show! Maciam comedy! Then I realised something; the woman(not the gals) in my father's side are mostly Ah Sohs....Complain this complain that. Then nvr teach their kids properly! WTF! The little kids play finish the piano and passed me the entire book of sheet music for me to keep! WTF! What am I, your house maid arh? KNN. Then go home. Vanessa called me for some reason? (Cannot say!) Then I at the end keep saying" Yah la yah la! Ai Ni! Luv u deep deep!" Lol. Then went to sleep. Wake up 7 ++ ? Cannot sleep long leh. Dunno why. Bathed. Then blog!

Friday, August 06, 2004

Yeah! Today is a fun day! Go to school wearing the red shirt. Then go to TPS to sing? And enjoy Zikry's performance! Then go back class. Went out of class to sit outside. Then simply went to fuck around. Then go home slack. Nothing much.

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Today go to school have a lot of stupid things to do! Firz 2 periods Ah Singh. Do Oral work? Cracked some stupid jokes(Singh not me). Then buck. Hahah! Played 1 game with what song? Hahah! Wrote some stupid songs like Green And Gold, San Zi Lao Fu and all this bullshit. Dunno how to write seagull in chinese so I wrote Hai O? Then played V ball in P.E. It's a long time since I've enjoyed a P.E lesson! Then go up. Dena Ong do some balance sheet! Then E math. Circular measure. Go LKK test. Sure fail lah! Then go his practical. Zinc Carbonate? Then Sharil. He not here; so go home la! Then go Eugene's house. Go to swim! Played stupid games again! Then go up played Doom 3! Nice! Then zee siao siao Eugene's friend! Hahah! She nice eh. Then go home.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Hmm...Todae at 4 o clock go out...go to buy earpiece and do some important stuff. Met the gang there? But due to lack of liquid cash(too much PoA!!!!), we went back to take some $$! Then go C1 house to play? Then go out. Done the important stuff. Went to Jade Power Tools(Sorry arh sk8er!) to buy da earpiece. Then go fuck around. Go to find a place to eat! Walked around TM and CS but can't decide! So ended up going to McDonald's again. Then this auntie came! Told us to sign up for some mcdonald valued customer? Didn't sign up. Too many terms and conditions. Then went to this Arcade to play air hockey! Yeah! Scored a hat trick! HAHAH! Me and Eugene won! Then played what spot the differences in this arcade machine. Nearly got da high score. Then go home.
Wow. My post earlier has generated some...lets say.....critics from some gal in a convent. Hahah. From the criticism from the gal named Meri, I dare conclude that not only she isn't streetwise, she is lets say amused by porno. Miss Meri, your stupidity amuses me. Lets just say from the so called insults from your friends, I conclude that they are not even educated in the ways how me and supposed you, as a fellow gangster, work. Opps, typo error. You are not a lian. You know that. Hahah. Me? 1 website? Don't make me laugh at your warped sense of humour.
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Monday, August 02, 2004

Haiz. I am so disappointed now. I thought you would be perfect for him, but after today, you shattered all my hopes. Guess people won't show their true colours 'till we really know them. But thank you. You taught me an important lesson in life; don't ever judge a book(or a gal) by their appearance. Oh by the way, you are a bitch.
Hmm. Todae has nothing eventful! Go to school. Then when arrive, saw Henry, Zik, Luq, Dhan and Zul helping Lao Ling. Hah. Then went to help them. Lao Ling english not standard 1! Sec 3 pronounce as Check Chwee? WTF. Then go jalan. Then go Lai Kha Kin period. For once, I'm interested in what he has to say. Then P.E. Because of the rain, there ain't no P.E! Hah. Slacked around. Then Sharil. Do what stupid Weimar Rep. Hah. Ask us to do the 4 periods. I said Pre Menstruation, Early Menstruation, Late Menstruation and Post Menstruation. Lol. Ama heard that. Lol. Then go recess. Did a combo breaker by eating Yu Pian Mee Fen. Then go for A Math. Bastard that Jeremy. Hah. Dun wan to post here. Then Berny. Sianz. Do what TYS. Boh Liao Lah! Then E math. Do inequality. Then Bucker. Slacked around as usual. Then Leong. Read poh zua. That Yang Lun, when asked what is a convertible, he said Toyota. LOL! Then leong "Taught" him. Bern. Stupid. Do MCQ. Insane siol. Then come home. Watched anime. Then bathe. Now eating cup noodle. Going to tiok cancer liao. Be ready to eat my curry kueh. Ciaoz.

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Hahah! Todae funny! Go this kopitiam. Wore this shirt with da number 1440! Then this auntie told me: A auntie KJ me
A:Wah le eh sar wu gao hoh kua leh!(Your shirt looks great!)
KJ:Eh....gam sia arh....
A:Ni Zai na li buay(Where u buy?)*She said this:Part hokkien part chinese. Weirdo*
KJ:Erm, Isetan...
A:Hahah! shi ge hao mah! Can buy beh piao(4 numbers! Can buy 4d!)
KJ:ERP!
Then I faster buy food zao.
Hahah. Weird. Then go buy contact lenz. Feels weird. Then go study. Saw Dena. She with her hubby and 2(or 3) kids. Looks like happy family:P Hahah. She asked us where we going. Hahah! We said study. She feels damn proud I think. Hah. Then go BK do what english newspaper report. Then do finish go Eugene house. Talk about stupid things. Like when we die where we go. Hmm. Of course we rot in the ground, become food for plants lah. I forgot who said this
"Eternity is when flower grow above my grave when I die".
Guess where I learnt that? In game of course! HAHA! Call Of Duty. Then go swim. Hahah. Keep having muscle cramps. Pain siol. Then Eug, c1 and sk8er have a competition. See whose breath longest. Eugene came up first cos he laughed at C1. C1 keep poking sk8er's nose when they are underwater. LOL. Then c1 should have lost that competition, but he surfaced up and when Sk8er comes up, he went down. LOL! Sk8er didn't notice. Me & Eugene laugh till siao! Then started to rain. So we went up. Nothing eventful after this. Ciao.

Saturday, July 31, 2004

Yeah~ Today is my birthday! Finally 16 eh! Feels great to be 16:P Actually feel somewhat da same la. AHahah! Today go to school. Heh. Emily and Van and gang gave me present!~ Hahah. Then do the stupid test. Sianz. Then opened up the present after Em and Van ask me to. Levis underwear:P HAHAH! Sense of humor doh! Buy small:P Think my ***** small arh:P Then go out. c1 and Eugene and sk8er gimme present wrapped up in newspaper! Then opened. T Shirt! Wif my photo(the neoprints I took wif sk8er, c1 and Gene)! Hahah! Funny! Then I used a plastic bag with newspaper to whack sk8er, but the plastic bag broke and dropped 4 stories down! HAH! Then go to somewhere and slack. Took physics test. A lab tech come. Dumb gal. Hah. Then go home. Watched anime. Go to sk8er house! Played mahjhong, dai dee and heart attack? Hahah! Then played a little bit on da piano. Nice sound! Then watched Windstruck. Hmm. Touching? Kept thinking about her:P I think sk8er thought about his only 1 too? Sad! Then went home. Decided to look hip hop and put on the cap on my shirt's back onto my head. People keep looking at me! Hahah! Awwrite. Done. Type veri long liaoz. Next time ok? Adios!

Friday, July 30, 2004

After so long giving you all short posts, now is da time I blog long again! Today wake up go school. Go school 1st 2 periods english. Veri boring; Singh keep scolding us! But read about Vans ideal spouse! HAHAH! Nice! Then Bucker. Wrote stupid compo about XXX funeral. About Yeo Hock Lye and R Johns attending them. Then go for dental treatment! PAIN! Cos got 2 holes in my teeth! Hah. Now I promise to take BETTA care of them~. Then after tt 2 periods of Ber. Went Pass quite fast; dunno why. Then got Cheryl Tang. Most boys go off cos the stupid teacher. ALAMAK. Then go home. Now blogging. Ciaos.

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Yeah! Finally changed the blog skin! Now go see!

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Zul. 1 Word. You ROX! Ahaha! Todae this post will be a tribute to your leadership! 28/7/04. Now known as Zul Day.

Monday, July 26, 2004

Just rented and watched The Last Samurai. Nice. How people live with their own set of Intergrity arh. Then todae go school got what prelim o. Tok Cok with Rini. Then had a nice chat(or gossip) with da gals. Heh. Dunno why; people wan long life leh. Long Life= Suffer more! HAHAH!

Saturday, July 24, 2004

Testing 1 2 3
Opps! Its liek 1 week I nvr blog le. Today morning got CT arh.....Hope no E Math 1! Then can go home SlaCk.

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Hahah. Now then I realised something! I am like a legend in my primary school! LOL! My lil bro tell me that all da teachers call him Kiat Jun's brother! Talk about setting a legacy! HAHAH!
YTD went to sentosa. Quite fun! Firz take train to Outram park then HF. Then meet wif Eug and C1 go to Sentosa. Go there le we walk! HAH. Actually behind got 1 monorail but we nvr see. Opps. Then go to this palawan beach. There no sun but we start to bio. Then bio halfway go buy magee mee go to a coconut there eat. This group of people beside us playing Volley Ball. Nearly killed us at some times. Then got once da ball roll away and Eugene raised his hand over to stop it but missed. LOL. Then eat finish go to wat southenmost point in Asia. There we sat at a rock then break open 1 baby coconut to drink. WTF. Then take bus back to HF. Then go to NTUC to buy champagne to drink at Eugene house. Then go his house downstairs to swim. Taught Randy how to "tread water" but he stiu cannot learn or dun wan to learn or no talent to learn or whatever. LOL. Then played various stupid games. Go to this gravel land and played what Volley Ball with 1 small ball. Then, Si Yuan wan to Kei Kiang! Do what patern and hit his lam pa that part with 1 huge bang! Everyone laugh! HAHA! Then played a while more then go to Eugene house change and go home ong ong....

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Hmmm......Today got CT! L8er those going Sentosa msg me ok? ThnX! HAHAH! GL for ur common test!

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Wh00ps! 3 days then post. Bro and mum owaz beside me using da fucking com. Sianz! HAHAH. Today go school but come back. At Sharil period sense migraine le. Then lucky got Yu Wen panadol or else I sure migraine. Thanks hor! Then come back home sleep liek a pig. Wake up liao eat. Then now blogging. Nothing to do leh!

Saturday, July 10, 2004

Sianz! L8er got common test! Go for english and SS. Go for what?! Go there do shit. Stupid! Anyway, I juz finished 1 episode of Naruto! Now waiting for episode 91! W00h000!

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Done the blogskin. If u all cannot see, too bad. Next time ok? No time to change arh. Hahah. Today a lot of things happen to me. "Lost" my wallet at home. OMG. So blur. Then go school. Then play around. Then a math. Made an orbituary in our class board. Then go back to english. Sianz 1/2! Then after that recess. Nvr go down eat. Dunno why oso. Then after that is GL. Nothing much. Then Chem. That LKK scolded us. Dun care. Then E math. "Lost" my worksheet oso. LOL. Bad memory la. Then go makan. Then Cheryl Tang. At her period forget put silent mode. HAHAH. Then talked to Vanessa about her family. For safety purposes, I will not put the infomation on the blog. Then bastard her with Luqman. Look at the blog for clues! Hahah!

Saturday, July 03, 2004

Yeah. Now writing new html code for this blog!

Thursday, July 01, 2004

OMG. Long time nvr blog. L8er ok?

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Ponteng(Verb)
To skip an official matter; to skip school.
LOL! I today pon! Sick arh! L8er go to QB or speed cut hair.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

OMG! Back frm chalet. YTD keep sleeping, then got terrible fever. Now betta. L8ers!

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Fuck. My MP3 player broken. The button stuck! TML need to go to the fucking creative center to repair it. Chee BYE!

Friday, June 18, 2004

Lets just say that today isn't a veri good day. Why? I went out at 10 to practice my fucking orchestra. 1 gal came. She looked like Xiao Ling! OMG! With braces somemore! I gave her a 3/10. Rank her just above Hashima and Cheryl. She ain't good in music too. Bad combination. Then went to buy my bro a bday present. A coffin. LOL. A wallet. Then go home played Dynasty Warriors 4 with my bro. Then tried to get this com working again. A com is like a woman. If you piss it or her off too much, she or it will throw a TERRIBLE tantrum. I ended up formating my SATA again. Dammit. 80gb worth of formatting. Hope tml gets betta.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Back from Bintan!
Day 1
Go school meet the folks. suprisingly, I got da biggest bag! Not bag; luggage. Then went up the bus and travelled to Tanah Merah. Go take a stupid ferry called Arya Bupala. Took 1 hour to go to Bintan. Then go to this Mangrove Tour. Quite nice. Looked at breathing roots and all sorts of nonsense. OMG. Then went to Bintan Lodge. Room number 1005! There Eugene room veri cold! Then go eat food. Then go somewhere, forget liao......Pasar Oleh Oleh? Or izzit go POO then go Lodge. Not sure. OMG. Then go Wisma center for what kuku briefing. Then go dinner. The food is liek, SUCKS! Then go what firefly tour. Nice! The star alot! Then go back to watch football. 0-0 equaliser, forget what team liao. Oh ya, oso got a lot of beer!

Day 2
Wake up! Then go eat POO again. Then go school to visit this bunch of people. Quite friendly! Then played volleyball with them. They good! Then go to what Trikora beach? Eat the packaged lunch. OMG. From POO again. Then the first batch go up the headlands. Talked to HarKaur. Then climbed up the headlands. Fun! I keep chiong suah! Then go to erm......Kampung? I neaRLY tripped. Irony arh? Chiong suah in dangerous place then slip on bus. Then go back resort. Then go makan. Steamboat? Lemon soup more likely. Sang a lame song. The lyrics at the end is what gay 1. The the gay part I shouted "I AM GAY! DAMMIT! I AM GAY!" Then the whole class laugh like siao! Go back resort. Wait for a while go back to Pasar again, this time to pool! Mark got drunk there. Keep doing stupid things. Eugene got injured. Then watch Germany vs Holland. 1-1. Sianz!

Day 3
Woke up! Then packed up all the things. Then go to POO again. Drank coffee. Then go to this water plant. Sianz. Then resort. Faked up some interviews and went to play pool. Then go to this cliff with loads of regolith! Boringggg...... Then stayed under the bloody sun. Went down and Wai Kit fell. Carried him to the bus. Then go what kampong thing. Then went back. Go to POO again. Sick and tired of the shit there. So took 2 bananas and ate. Then go back. then put bag inside the bus. Go back to terminal. Played a game of Black Magic. HAHAHAH! Then took the ship back. Slept. Then go to S'pore terminal. Then I accidentally spilt a box full of Bers stuff. This old woman approached and LAUGHED! Then she said, no no, I cannot laugh! Then continued to laugh. ME and luq stared and sweared at her. Went thru immigration. Wen Ting got caught for gum. Then go pizza hut eat. Eat for awhile take taxi home. TIRED SIOL!

Sunday, June 13, 2004

OMG! YTD was a great day! After school, Eugene and Randy came my house to watch a funny movie called Meet Da Parents. BOMB BOMB BOMB! Then after that, I go out....go drink some beer with and uncles. OMG. I drank A LOT OF BEER! HAHAHA! Then go out jalan jalan......come back decided to play pool in this bar. OMG. There was this guy who played against me......omg......HE WAS SO GOOD! I wanted to play....he say he played with me using 1 hand. OMG. He really did. Then I LOST! I got in 4 balls. Then he cleared. Then I found out he dominated that pool table for that day! WTF.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Hmm, all at school? My master plan is go school late late! Then can study less! Pro eh~!

Friday, June 11, 2004

Just done up the new poll! You believe in God? HHAHA! Today not so bad. Meet luq at mrt. Then go school. Then go play wc3 with Mark. Go to school. Then found out that Vanessa lost her handphone. Sorry to hear that. Then go to my ah mah house. Played a game. Then go makan. This jiak kentang chio bu sat beside me. She looked at me and well...I looked back. Looked into her eyes.....then looked back. Then she keep looking at me.....I dunno leh....hahahah. Then drank some booze...then take car go home!

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Just finished formating the com.....Now this com is clean! Only got antivirus, adaware and msn! HAHAH~! Stylo! Hahah! Today go school late. Then after that, after Xavier lesson, go downstair play dai dee with Valerie and luq and ZH. Then go opposite to photostat chem. Then chem. KANA LAN SIBEI BORING. Then Free Period. Slack. Then go to KFC eat. Then go to english lesson. SIAN!

Sunday, June 06, 2004

Ronald Reagan died today.
No one beside me! So faster blog! YTD went out wif Eugene Randy. Go Bugis. Saw Harry Potter. We faster scram. Then go fuck around, Eugene go eat what chicken thing. Then not fun enuff, so call Mark. Go fuck around ang around, then called sk8er. Then go Orchard road. Now the fun starts! I reminded Mark about the word Thambi, and we laughed and laughed. Then we created all those Thambi jokes. Then we walk...and we counted how many Thambis on the Road! Go play pool, Mark was a first timer. He gets better! Then go home. Final thambi count = 161. Cool!

Saturday, June 05, 2004

Long time no blog. Why? Cos no privacy! Haha! This few days I might not blog as much. So sorry arh sorry! BTW I am finding someone to burn songs for chalet. I randomly pick people arh...sorry! HAHAH!

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Whoah! No more O levels! The pressure is gone babe! Now I can game in peace! Budden I think I gonna flunk this paper or something. No hopes pinned on it. Don't care. Anyway, YTD I sang 99 ducks when out 1 day to no more ducks! Hahah. Took the entire poa period. Then go home start gaming.

Sunday, May 30, 2004


My sim "cultural room". Haven make finish yet.  Posted by Hello

My Sim workshop. This workshop allows me not to work! HAHAH! Look at what my sim is doing. He making gargoyle. Then water pool is ChiToloK urine.. Neh! He dun want to go toilet pee 1. Posted by Hello

My Sim Living Room.  Posted by Hello

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Whoah, nobody online? Studying your heart out? Hahah! Today siao! I wake up then TRIED to study, done 50 words! Neh neh! 50 words can go o level? You wish! HAHAH! Play sims....then sleep. Parents and bros all go out, so I at home only! STUDY! HARD!

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Seen something weird just now! I want to go to play the piano at the living room, then when i walking there, saw this orange thingy walked into the kitchen....then i go investigate. NOTHING! FUCK! This type of things happens more and more often....a few more times i think i go siao keng! NEH NEH!
Yo! Today ponteng! HAHAH! Today nvr bring file, so come to school abit lan lan. So walk out of the fucking portals of the school! Hah. Walking out everyone stare at me. Saw Yeo Peng Peng. Act sick:P Then go home. PLAY! HAHAH! Alot of people today nvr come school. Cannot make it le:) HAHA!

Sunday, May 23, 2004

Yo! YTD didn't blog, cos my cousin come my house. HAh. He come, then play CS on my com.....guess his frag? 8/50! W000h0000! 1337! HAha! My family broke the 3 fish tank on 2 days. LOL. Then 1 of my fish die........AMEN. May you die in peace. Then they go off. I go sleep.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Lol. Sorry, long time didn't blog le! Sorry! Pai seh! Hahaha, so I think today I blog long 1 bah! Haha. Today was an average day. Singh todae angry becos alot of people nvr bring TYS. Then Buck Chwee, he keep saying Yen Ge! Hen yen ge!(Strict, very strict!)to use. Miracles do happen; I passed my chinese paper 1 by the skin of my teeth! W00t! Now is paper 2! The big shit! LOL! Then Bernard nvr come, I thing too angry wif us or something? LOL. Then Recess. Didn't do much. Then Kha Kin. I brought my "New" pencil case and was about to go to the chem lab when the legendary Kha Kin, reowned for his speed, came up. Hahah! Fast arh, fast! Then he give out chem paper. Paper 1 I got 22/40. Just passed. Paper 2 38.5/70, oso just past. So the results? JUST PAST! W000h0000! Then he went on to teach his chem. Funny guy. Then Dena, she came up! She gave out the PoA papers! I PASSED! By the skin of my teeth! 1.5! W000h000! Firz time in the history of KJ that I passed a full paper! Then go to the assembly. LOL. These madas came. Talk about gangs and such. Then show us video clip. Me, Randy and Eug keep laughing as we said we wanted to stay at the changi "Chalet". Talk about being lame.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Lol~Today go to geog.....I do finish the there doodle! Then go to watch Van HelSing. Not bad, but i stiu blur from the cinema cold! LOL! THE CINEMA GANA COLD! HEh. Then come home, play game, then sleep. Now wake up..... Blog le

Sunday, May 16, 2004

I can explain for not blogging! I got game la.....RO! Play with Randy and Eugene. AHAH! PLAY AND PLAY AND PLAY! NVR STOP!

Friday, May 14, 2004

Hahaha! Today not bad! Wake up at 9 am, then go fuck around. Eat then go buy milk and ribena....mother lazy to go out:P Then buy back.....sleep! HAHAH! Wake up, then blog. Todae boring la, sorri!

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Hahah! Tml I no need go school! Thats it! Hahah. Todae quite nice. E - Math average average. Can do most of the fucking sums. Then geography. THATS IT! HAHAH! 2hr 15 minutes, non stop writing! My hand now stiu a bit shaky! Then go home. Sleep. Wake up, eat. Then Eugene call. Say no more pasar malam. HAHA!

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Heh. Todae sucks. English veri hard. Then chem! SIAO! KNN! VERI DE VERI DE VERI DE HARD! CANNOT MAKE IT !

Sunday, May 09, 2004

WTF. At home alone. Scared. :P. Wan to study, but I oso dunno how.....chee bye. Lao bei lao bu and bros all go out, except me! I scared alone la......Later I see things again....

Saturday, May 08, 2004

Now at my gramps house. Kinda funny, nothing to do. My folks playing mahjong.....hahahah! See them play for 2 hrs leh.......i now abit sianz.....hahah. Going to play Little Fighter 2 lata.....WTF! I REALLY NOTHING TO DO!
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Haiz. I juz realised something. I am feeling depressed for a LONG TIME ALREADY. Didn't realise it till Sharil tell me that I was cynical. Then it hit me like a brick. Heh. Maybe I juz don't want the past angst to resurface, so i somehow or rather hid it deep inside my heart. Now I feel that there is a hole in my heart. It burns ok? With my disease tormenting me everyday, I tell you, it feels bad. Then somehow or rather, I've been seeing things. Damn it man. Nobody understands. This hollowness in my soul. This loneliness can kill. Then everytime, people sae I lame. What to do?

Friday, May 07, 2004

Hahah. Now then blog. Got new collection of mei nu. Go see.

Thursday, May 06, 2004

Hahahah. Todae tell lame joke! HAHAHAHAH! BUCK CHWEE IS GOOD MAN! HE IS DA GOD! LOL! Then petals around the rose. I make 1 mistake. Juz ask WT. She tell you. Sorry.

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Hahah! Todae ain't that bad. Come to school got nothing much. Singh todae keep doing CME. FUN! Then buck chwee. Nothing. Bern nvr come. Slack. Then after recess. Kha Kin do chem, then Dena do suspense. LOL! Then I go up stage take cert. Care and concern. Ironical eh? LOL! Then after that english at canteen. Take photo with Singh! HAHAH!

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Yeah. Todae nothing much. Came to school. Singh sae I got sense of humour. HAHAH! Sae why I didn't write that he acted in my movie. HAHAH. Then firz period go p3h soccer. As usual, I become my favourite role, DEFENDER! Cos defender, if got good midfield and striker, can slack! Then our team won, with the help of Ker Siang and Luq and Dhan. Hahah! Then go a math. Do chinese. Then E math, do about paper 2. After that recess. I sit on e3's table there listen to life's a Struggle. Then after that Sharil. He getting more and more and more and more and more borrrrriiinnnggggg. Then Buck Chwee. Nothing much. Do chinese. Then Singh. He talk about chimanzees and about our compos. Then Lunch. Go eat. Go up and walk about. Then 2 periods of Bernard. Sianz. But we keep talking about....SOMETHING SENSITIVE! HAHAHA! OK! Then PoA. Passed my test. HAHAHAHAH!

Monday, May 03, 2004

Hahah! Todae starting of the school laugh liaoz. Keep laughing for little things. Brandon kena Janice Wee. He was asked to pass the chalet paper to Ranjit. He tio meh. LOL! I KEEP LAUGHING! Then firz period I p3h my geog. Then At cheryl tang she gimme back test paper. I got 34/50! HELL YEAH! Then P.E. Dun wan to do thing. So slack. Then recess nvr go down eat, tired siaz. Then keep saying Life's A Struggle! HAHAH! Then english mr singh ask us to slack. Sae about go F around. Funny around he said. LOL! Then Bernard. Wah Kau. He come back try to be funny, ask us do TYS. LOL. Then after tt E Math. Do Paper 2. Nice! PRACTICE! Then after tt go down eat. TW eat 2 bowls of mee or something. King of appetite siaz. I eat I will chut sua 1. Mu Shui nothing much. Just slack. Then come back. Blog.

Sunday, May 02, 2004

YTD was a bad dae. YTD went to Eugene house. Had this conversation wif his maid.
Maid:Hello
Me:Yo!
Maid:Your girlfrenz veri pretty eh!
Me:Huh?
Maid:The girl last week lah
Me:Orh.
Maid:Hahah she veri sweet leh!
Me:Dun say anymore; I shy seh~
Maid:No need shy arh! She nvr come todae arh?
Me:Erm, no la!
Maid:Why leh?
Me:Shy....HAHAH!
Maid:I cook specially for her leh!
Me:Alamak!
Then I run off....Hahah! Shy la shy! Then go fuck around. See The game Eugene playing. WCIII. Tw beside me. Then go fuck around until Randy come up. Hahah. Randy come up stiu have to wait for sk8er. Then go into the room. TRIED to play monopoly. Failed. Then played Truth Or Dare. Hahah. Then tio me. I go call Zikry. Say I am gay and will give him blowjob. LOL. He STUNTED! LOL! Then in the end he found out is me. LOL! FUNNY SEH THE CONVERSATION! But private arh! But frm the conversation I dare say he not gay! AHAHA! Then go tell ghost story. Tell finish go Randy house downstairs play catching and Ice And Water. LOL. Then go take Taxi to sunplaza. WTF. There the shit started. I went there, on the journey already feel something wrong liaoz. Then go sit on the swing. Then I swing, I keep looking around. It seems tt I anticipating something, but now I stiu dunno what. Then swing finish go climb up the web. There I feel even worse. Then ask the guys to fuck out of that place. Then went back to the swing. I saw something on the web. Shadow of a boi. WTF! There I tio stunt liaoz. Nothing to say. So juz look around for more. Then I tink I too quiet. Randy and Eugene ask me if got anything anot. Dun wan to scare them. Sae no. Then after we left, tell them. Stiu shaken. TrAvel half way, see tt I forgot my keys, its wif TW. Then call him ask him come back. Then go TM. Go tm toilet wash hands. Then go Toys 'R' us. Then go fuck around. Then go home.

Saturday, May 01, 2004

Hahah. 2 days nvr blog. Bad man bad. LOL. Thursday I scared siaz. Lemme tell u my full storie. I playing the bloody piano at abt 9.45pm, then becos I turn my head to face the glass plane beside me. Then, WTF! 1 person standing beside me!!!! NEH! I SCARED! I piam close the piano, go back to bed and k00n. LOL. Then Fridae told mi lao bu abt this. She sae ok. She owaz can feel "him". Sometimes she chanting sutra she felt him beside her! WTF! Then not tt bad. I go toilet bathe, then I felt "him" beside me.....HAHAH. Then I on friday learn finish my Zanarkand song liaoz! Kuzah! LOL. Todae I maybe go p3h geog then go Gene house.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Today arh....Came to school again. The ulcer killing me la. Then so fucking painful. OUCH! Then at assembly tio fuck'd. Fathul suddenly act DM and wan to catch hair. Go catch over weight people la. Then I sitting there read, Singh came to the rescue! He pass me da key and ask me to run up to be a refugee. He ask all the whole gang, me Chow Yong, Simon, PC, Luq and Jeremy. Luq MIA on the way. 1 man down! Then to my horror, Eugene, Chitolok, Mark and Hock tio caught. WTF?! LOL. Then english lesson. Do about language. Then Mu Shui. Do ying yong wen ge shi. Then english again. Do the same shit. 2 periods of geog we tell ghost stories. HAHAH. Recess didn't go eat as ulcer to fucking big. Kha Kin veri sianz. PoA. OH SHIT. Luq, sk8er and me made Novi cry by imitating her. Feel guilty till now. Budden, go read my blog's name. Say it out. Yep. Thats the answer. Then at a math common test we do E math. Then Lunch. Hungry, so go down eat. Nearly die seh, eat chicken rice. The ulcer killing me. Then go up. Em's gang up on the stairs. Then I walk pass they Zee Siao me. Heh. Then at Singh period do nothing. Then Kha Kin in focus. BAD man Bad. Todae he nvr lame. Then go back home tt time, Randy saw betty and ah chen walking together. LOL. I quote frm a song:(Translated frm chinese)
"My voice is laughing, but my tears are falling."
LOL. Randy nearly die. Then go back home. I go charge MP3 player. Then sit in front of the piano for 2 hrs. Nvr bath. Juz keep peh the same old song. LOL. Then bathe. Then go sleep. Then I wake up, see my father bought duck rice! Eat, but he nvr leave beer for me. Stiu got 1 stick @ the fridge. TML I go chiong wif him. HAHAH.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Hahah. Juz come back home. Today watch about Mao Ze Dong. Lol. He fat la. Hahah. Then go Geography. Tell ghost stories. LOL. Then at Mu shui, we all do the what you call ying yong wen. Doing that is fun babe. Budden you do you write the ge shi write till you tired of jing hua lu 8 hao and xiang ling lu 10 hao. Tired. HAh.

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Today is sunday. Hah. YTD I really cannot sleep. Air Con on crack. Nvr work properly. So the temperature so bloody hot. LOL. Then wake up at 8.50am. Go bathe. Then brush teeth. Then go out to orchestra. On the way Eldern msg me. Ask me if I going. LOL. Then reach the place. Of course, Mr Yang Jing Biao late again. HAHAH. Nvr once in my life he early. HAHAH. Then see Eldern play Yu Gi Oh with Jun Jie. Jun Jie nvr win b4. LoL. His deck I think born loser. Then finally Mr Yang jing biao the teacher here. He wearing blue sunglasses. LOL. Then take out my flute. Then saw the paper(also known as Di Mo) no more. Fuck. Hahah. Lucky todae using D flute or else I sure have to use new di mo. Sianz ok? Veri sianz to paste the fucking paper. I envy flute siaz, no need all this nonsense. LOL. Then learn new song. Heng. No more bloody funeral car song. As usual, I took 1 cup of coffee. Eldern also. HAHAH. We all kopi boys la, need to drink kopi. Then taught Pei Lyn PoA. I think I teach wrong la, sorry. Interest on loan I dunno where to put oso. Too bad. Then learn finish. Then go h00t the Yang Qin. Stiu haven figured out how to play 1 bloody octave lower. Heheh. Lao Yang nvr teach la. I learn myself ok? Then go home. Waiting for mi lao bei fetch me home. Waiting tt time, me and my brother dunno why keep singing lan jiao songs. We sing"Take me to your heart." AHAHA. Brother la brother. Then dad come. Now at me ah mah house. Ntg to do leh.
Its the middle of the night. We go watch Ju-On 1 & 2. Hahah. But then let me write out my whole day in detail. Woke up at 8.45am. Didn't brush teeth. Switch on television. Watch spongebob when its 9am. Hahah. Watch finish the show then go play the com. Play PSO. Then a few hrs later till like 11. I go do Mu Shui's compo. Then I do finish go take a plate of rice. Todays menu, chicken wings + potatos. Lol. Then play till 1.30. Go back do mu shui compo. Do finish! Then play PSO again. Kept meeting my khakis in PSO. Mainly Poring-Magic, CeeDeeRaa and ExO. Ahaha. Had a great time. Then play till suddenly Emmy msg me. She sae she going to Simei liao. I tio han! So kin! Then go bathe and brush my teeth ! HAHAH! Then go eat my rice. Then go to simei. I wait for her in NTUC. Hahah. Then cos she go to wrong NTUC, have to wait somemore. HAHAH. Then bought water. Go to Eugene's house. Then after go up, Sk8ter msg me. Say he here. So I take Eugene key and go down. Saw sk8ter. He dyed his fringe brown. LOL. Then we go up. Then watch abit of show. Then go play monopoly! Hahah. Emmy dunno how to play. Then we played when Randy came. Hahah. Then gave him his liquic cash and play. Play for a while. I kept using a cup to imitate Xuang Tian Zhi Zun. LOL. Then go watch Ju-On. LOL. Sat beside her. Watch Ju-On when Randy and sk8ter kept fighting. Didn't concentrate. LOL. Then in came Tian Wei. He late. Then watch Ju-On 2. Not bad. Not so scary. Heheh! So watch finish, go home. Followed Emmy and TW to my house downstairs the bustop. Then we talked. Talked about BGR and stuff. Then the bus came. I go home. Then blog.