Rapidly coming to an end mens!

The year is rapidly coming to an end mens. On looking back, this year had been a year full of changes? And slacking! There are like 8 months of holidays this years! Song boh?! And drastic change from Sec school life to Poly life arh. Not that I will do my work anyway! I shall geh kiang and make resolutions!

1.)Study harder
2.)Grow taller
3.)Stop being such an asshole
4.)Stop being such a racist
5.)Learn to be less aggresive
6.)Totally quit all my vices

As you can somehow infer from my above statements, I shall have a very bad year ahead of me. Mei you gen ni jiang de la!

The Hiappest Day!

Met up with Hiappy and PC ytd! To buy stuff and marinate the chicken! Peektures from YTD!


So Hiap Seng told you with a smile, it's all about you!

The stuff we bought ytd. I think the overall cost 86 bucks. Accountability arh accountability.


Hiap Seng's matured actions!


Model for Khoo Kee Yong Tau Foo!


Mee pok tar-ing!


Erh. Nothing much to say!

those pple who purposely donwana go just cuz they are too 'niao' to pay the $$...
u all go and die lah..
don't know how to enjoy...

Amen mens!

God I am so evil!

I just had a evil thought today! I so wanna make it happen! I'm gonna go down to the ChildCare centre later, and I shall tell those kids "Kor Kor has some very nice secrets to tell you all!" Then when the kids start to ask me what, I'm gonna tell them that Santa is not real! AHHHHHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA! I'm going to hell man.

Damn noisy mens!

My cousins are all sleeping over in my house! Creating a damn big ruckus! And even my frigging brother is joining them! Knn shake the house can?

Still remember the times when James, Johann and Bei used to come over to stay often. Damn fun! Used to play Risk and Monopoly and whatever shit. I would always lose. IIRC, I never fucking won once. But hey! Fun k?

When my cousins grow up, I doubt they will come over to stay anymore. I think it's sort of a grow up thing. But I do fucking home when they grow up, they can enjoy the memories like I fucking do now. Rock on mofos!

LPB called me WEI LIAN! @^#$@!#%!@#$! She said I'm a blind man leading a blind man! &^@#%@#$^%#! Cos I placed my frigging outline into the wrong outbox. And I helped Gerard and Amanda to put it there. So.... Ended up. Yeah.

Squeeze in post!

1 hour before exam! Time to squeeze in a post!

Went to study yesterday! 10 fucking hours of mugging mens. I swear, I put in more time on 1 subject then all the subjects during O fucking levels. Damn draining mens. I think after the exams I better go appease my God of Slackers. Time to stop doing work and play!!!

No more chionging of projects liao mens!

Yay! No more chionging of projects after today! It's time for games and booze and escape theme park and whatever nonsense my gang can think up of!

The artist I have always respected.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/3482034.html

The one and only Bill Waterson. In case you don't know, he's the guy who did Calvin and Hobbes.

Calvin and Hobbes had always been a major part of my childhood I guess. I spent most of my time reading his works. It's the best.

He stopped doing comics after a while. Said that continuing will devalue his work. Man. Talk about morals and values. Rock on Mr Waterson!

The patron God of slackers hate me.

Damn it. I must have offended my patron God is some way! This whole bloody week is a mess. The debate on Monday was a mess. I hate migraine on Tuesday, and my group was screwed by Miss Lim. Wednesday was a mess cos I heard what happened on Tuesday. And today is the fucking worst. I wanted to pass up my MC, but I forgot. So I boarded the fucking bus. And it was like 2 stops after TP that I realised that. I went down, and walked to TP. Then I found out my MC was missing. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?! NI NA BEH CHAO CHEE BYE CHEE BYE LAN JIAO EXERCISE MADRE PUTRA PU BOR KIA! Wasted 1 day of slacking because of this! Better make some offerings to my God so that I can have back my slacker's luck.

Need to curb my expenditure. Damn overbudget liao. God, save me from this mess! Why do shit always happen near Jesus' birthday?

Still have not recovered!

Damn! The throat is still hurting after 3 weeks! It's not helping! Some more due to YTD's fucking #$%@#%#&%@#%!%^I*$^ debate, I gotten migraine. Diseased man. The next disease I will contract will be either tuberculosis or the Black Plague. God just wants me back to his Kingdom!

Saw Dena Ong at the POLYCLINIC just now! Hahahah! Damn cool. Must be don't wanna talk to uncle Neo that's why take MC 1. Relak only.

Talk about tenacity.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/29/officer.slain.ap/index.html

This brave officer was shot in the heart, and he continued chasing the gunman. Died later. This is what I call hiong.

When every word you say feels like a thousand.

The title may sound emo, but it actually describes my throat. Damn. Can barely speak now. Don't think I'm going to school tomorrow. Nothing important anyway. LoT? Psyche? Macro-Econs?

Really need to rest more.

My throat is burning!

Ahh! Damn it! My throat feels like the bloody Sahara right now! Must be the ostrich I ate just now. Ok. Not funny!

People are falling sick left right center! Vanessa is in critical condition, Shi Ying is really sick, and now it's my damn turn! Tried everything to stop my throat from feeling so dry! Drank orange juice, beer, loads of water, lozenges and even some cognac! But nothing bloody works! Gotta get someone to perform faith healing. Shakalah!

Progressing on the Law of Tort. At least we have some sense on what the flying fuck is that. Can't say that for criminal law though. Relak la relak. Can't ESCAPE from the shackles of project work! Note the work ESCAPE! Ah pek! You owe us a fucking trip!

I still can't believe the former PM of Aussie called us barbaric and Chinese rogue port city. To my the trinity LHL, Nathan, CJ Yong Pang Hao, I salute you all for not bending.

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Damn it! I found the reason why my damn eyes are dis-proportionate! There's a weird growth on the right eye, on top of the right eye-lid! Damn it. Not comfortable arh. Gonna skip my LSM lesson to go to see the bloody doctor. I hope the doctor allows me to wear an eye patch! Damn pirate looking ok? Haha!

KBOXing is the best mens!

Damn fun day! Went to school at 9 o clock! Met up with Shi Ying. We actually wanted to go for MacroEcons lecture but, due to unforseen circumstances, we ended up in the project room!














I believe that I'm smart! But the book said no!















The expression on her face speaks a thousand words!















Just like a news reporter.















Intelligence babe. Intelligence.















I was sleeping!

Then after the photo sessions, me and Shi Ying drew stuff. The end result?




















This picture! The one with the camp on fire, the angel with some ugly alien, and the stick with the triangle head throwing the hadoken was done by Shi Ying. The others are done by me. Style ok! After this picture, we played pictionary! Shi Ying drew a Police man and a Van! Guess what's the word? MATHAVAN! HAHAHAHA! Damn nice word play la sis!

Vas came in and we played hangman. Then mud came and we played some more. Went to MBS. Damn boring. Nothing much!

Went KBOX! Knn. Shi Ying please go join Singapore Idol! Hahah! Sang songs by Chao Meng! They all damn cool la. Next time I wanna be like them! Hahah! Went home after that. Nothing much.

The pit booked liao mens!

The pit for Christmas eve is booked liao mens! Spread the Gospel!

BBQ Park : Pasir Ris Park
BBQ Area : 1
BBQ Pit : 36

The pit is near Coasta Sands Pasir Ris. Wanted to book near the park but the whole fucking pit is booked! So pai seh arh home boys and girls. Alight at Coasta Sands and walk there.

See you all!

Random Insanity!

My eyes' sizes are not proportionate now! Damn it! My right eye smaller then my right! I wanna wear an eyepatch!

Went to play pool with the gang yesterday. When we were walking towards Pavillion, there was this damn funny aunty!

Aunty:*Passes out some brochure.*Xiao di, yao bu yao lai ze li? (Wanna patronise my store or whatever)
KJ:*Look at the brochure* Eh aunty! Wo men quan bu shi qi shi ba shui yao jie hun?(Eh aunty! We 17-8 how to get married?)
Aunty:*Aiyah! Ze li ye ke yi pang ni da ban ma!(Aiyah! Here also can help you make over mah!)
KJ:Wo gou handsome liao la aunty!(I handsome enough liao la aunty!)

Guess the aunty thinks that I not handsome enough. Hahaha! Sorry arh. Gimme some chance to bueh hiao bai!

Today's Criminal Law was a bore! My tutor, Mr Mathavan, was exactly like Mr Reginald Johns! He wears a watch on his left hand, a digital Casio or something, and he speaks EXACTLY LIKE HIM! The deep voice! Damn it! Mr Johns has a long lost brother! Crim Law was boring tho. Was playing those "fortune telling" games with a piece of paper. The one which you have to fold into some squarish shapes and have those fortunes written on it. hahah! The fortunes were all biased tho! Only 1 No! The rest all yes!

Went to MaryBrown! Played more party games like Seven Up, 007 and the yi ji qing wa tiao sia shui(One frog jumps into the water. Bleh.) Damn fun ok!

Ok. Enough typing! Time to relak one corner in a circular room!

Knn. Your new photo look HIDEOUS. You should know who you are.

LSM 2's tutor suck. She wasn't like Mrs Kurup, who would tell us a lot of stuff about the law. She would just say, you interested? Go find out. WTF. Please Mrs Kurup, change 1L05's tutor.

Changed my blog title + skin! Upgrade babe. From manofnoregrets to thebengnextdoor.

First week of school was fun! Psycho was a rocker. The lecturer was like Willy Wonka! He was slender, tall, and caucasian, and he was the most eccentric person I ever known. My idol babe. Instead of pointing at a person, and asking the unlucky chap to answer, he throws POKEBALLS! Where can you find such a great teacher?! He is my idol!

Played badminton with the other 2 law zais. Damn tired babe. 3 hours straight! Now my arms and legs ache.

Gotta go get myself a new bag. See you bengs and lians!

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School is starting! 2 more days before going to TP everyday. As I mentioned 6 months ago, life is always a big dilemma. You won't really learn to appreciate something after you lose it. Sounds cliche, but look! When at the start of the hols, I was like "Knn! 2 and a half months? Zho lan?" now I am "Knn. So many things haven't do then kui Oh liao. Dui arh!"

This semester, I am so gonna study. Last sem's results were abysmal! Must TRY to attend all lectures and TRY not to fall sick.

I'm just pulling words out of my ass now so I shall present to you all a 4D sculpture. Mr Zhen Hao and Miss Jia Ying, as design students, you all must try to make a 4D model!

http://www.physorg.com/news7409.html

Man I hate Winamp "What's playing" function. I was looking at you know, erm...stuff.....when I realised the fucking program was broadcasting what I saw to the bloody INTARWEB! Knn pai seh siaz.

Just redeemed Jay's new album! For those we are still hesitating whether to buy his new album, please, buy it! It's worth the $20 bucks!

Thank you Jay Chou for making my life complete.

Just finished watching Cowboy Bebop! Damn sad anime. BTW this anime features Singapore in one of it's episodes. Cosmopolitan babe!

School's starting in 2 weeks time. Die boy.

Met c1 and eug just now. Went to KBOX. Sang lots of songs. This time, we didn't sing the standard amount of Jay Chou songs! What we did was to sing Shao Nian by Guang Liang. A lot of times. KBOXing when there's only 3 people rocks!
















Being a construction worker is cool!
















Classic Ah Beng style.















Wei Lian'd!















Rocker Lifestyle!















Just like Aragorn! But Aragorn don't have the specs!















KJ and the Wand Of Stupidity















Climbing the corporate ladder!















Smiling is not allowed in the construction yard.















Enough said! Ask for more details -X















Songs are for everyone!















Doggy style!















Juliet! Please get down!















Bennified.















Rocker on a rocker.















Wry smile.















Randy and the wand.















Wei Lian and his guitar!















Shopping spree!

Kwek Kiat Jun V Storm HairDressing Pte Ltd

Celestial Court

[2005] WLR 283

Hearing-Dates: 18 October 2005

18 October 2005

Catchwords:
Contract - Defendants can go suck my balls.

Headnote:
The plaintiff, a student, went to Company Storm HairDressing Pte Ltd(Hereby known as Storm), to cut his hair. An employee of Storm, a Serene, however, against the Plaintiff's wishes, cut the plaintiff's fringe to lengths unacceptable. This, inter alia, caused the plaintiff great distraught. The plaintiff considered suicide. After much words from the Plaintiff's friend, a Tang Pin Chen, the plaintiff decided to sue Storm Hairdressing for causing distraught. The case proceeded to the House Of Satire.

Held - The plaintiff is awarded damages for the following reasons -

(i) Defendant's employee, Serene, has a track record for giving bad haircuts.
(ii) The employee, Serene, did not follow the Plaintiff's directions. The plaintiff asked Serene to pass him the "style book", which Serene failed to do so. Also, Serene cut the Plaintiff's fringe to a length unacceptable, which the Plaintiff told her to "trim".
(iii) The defendant's employee gave the Plaintiff a rush job as the employee Serene had an appointment. However, the defendant owe the Plaintiff a certain degree of workmanship which the defendant failed to do so.

Per Curiam i) Much of the difficulty of this case lies on the terminology "unacceptable length." and "trim". The defendants argued that the length to cut is within the perogative of the employee, as the employee is a professional, thus knowing the exact length to cut. However, the court decides that the plaintiff is to be informed, which the employee failed to do so.

Notes:

This is a satire. The author will not hold any responsibilty for any cases won or lost, or any resemblance to any cases or people, alive or dead.

Cases Referred to:

Randy VS Storm Hairdressing Pte Ltd 2004
Xing Xiang VS Monsoon 2005

Introduction:

Please read headnote for more detail. The author does not wish to type out any more background infomation. Don't laugh Sheree.

Counsel:
Tang Pin Chen, Talk Cock Advocates and Solicitors for Plaintiff. Cheryl Tang, Has Three Breast Ha Ha Ha for Defendant.

Panel:
Lord Bao Qing Tian, Lady Guan Yin Ma, Lord Jesus Christ.

Judgement-1: Lord Bao Qing Tian

Judgement 1
KJ is handsome. K THNX BYE. Serene is in the wrong. If this was the dynasty I lived in, Serene would have gotten beheaded.

Judgement-2: Lady Guan Yin Ma

Judgement 2
Please refrain from beheading Serene. Compassion is the key to life. Orh Mee Tuo Fuo.

Judgement-3: Lord Jesus Christ

Judgement 3
Thou thinketh that if thee Lord Bao were to beheadeth Serene, Thou willeth resurrecteth Serene, for Serene is a Christianth name, and if thee Lord Bao were to executeth, he shalt executeth Judas, who betrayeth thou. Amen.

Disposition
Storm Hairdressing Pte Ltd will sacrifice a goat for Lord Jesus Christ, and to pay the Plaintiff for damages, in amount of $1000000000 hell notes or incense, or both, whatever the Plaintiff deems correct.

Court Dismissed.

going out to buy a nice T shirt later!

Listened to Jay Chou's Ye Chu. Moonlight Sonata or something. Or Nocturne. Jay's signature style. At first I hate that song. The more you listen the more you like it. And you can only understand it if you have the lyrics. ATTA JAY!

Those willing to sacrifice civil rights for social security should deserve neither.

How I wish everyone understands this phrase. I'm sick and tired of when I tell people I want to vote for Opposition, everyone says that I'm an ingrate. There's no gratefulness in politics; only the present and the future. The past are ashes. I wish that I can blog out all my thoughts without fear of the bloody sedition act, not that what I wanna say is racist or whatever. I'm sick of censoring what I wanna say cos' the Party might sue me. Damn it.

Singapore is independent for what? 40 years? For the overwhelming majority of these 40 years, we have been living in peace with our other friends. Is there even a need for the sedition act anymore? I doubt so. If we still cannot learn to live in peace with others after 40 years, I don't think I will be proud to live in this country anyway. The sedition act is outdated in my opinion. Not that my opinion is worth anything, but it's my damn opinion anyway.

What a hectic week!

Sunday

Visited my brother at SAFTI. Hmm. He looks mature now! Damn fit arh boy! SAFTI may look like paradise outside, but it's more like Auswitz Concentration Camp. A lot of wayanging and stuff. Not gonna elaborate. Might get sued for Defamation or something.

Anyway, when I was in the car, bad news struck. My cousin died. Yup. She was 12. Cogential heart disease robbed my cousin's life away. I still remember what she said. She said she sooo wanna live. Now she's gone. May you rest in peace girl.

Monday

Went to Aljunied to paste stickers. My job ok? After pasting shit for 10 hours, I went to my cousin's funeral. Damn heart breaking. The mother was so....lost. She weren't crying, but her eyes showed no emotions. Just...eyes. Glazed. It's really sad to lose your daughter to some bird shit disease. They chanted Buddhist scriptures. And after chanting, guess what? They arranged to play Christian hymms as my cousin wanted to be a C Girl. Weird eh. Went home.

Tuesday

Went to the funeral. This time it was to go to the crematorium. The mother let out a scream that really sounded....primal? The aunt gave an eulogy of sorts. I soo wanted to cry then. But for some reason, I can't? Went to the crematorium. Damn high tech there. There's this thingy that raised the coffin, this thingy to send the coffin into the...erm...furnace or something. Death is efficient huh? Went home after that. Tired. Slept.

Wednesday.

Went to work. Received another weird news? Jeslyn called 18 siao down to whack someone! At first I fucking don't believe. But guess what? It was true? Jeslyn, 18 siaoer? HAHAHA! The thing got snowballed to something big. Time for Thursday.

Thursday.

Went to take my CSA paper. Won't elaborate. Boring. Kimberly called me. She said Jeslyn and someone got charged for rioting? At first I thought Kimberly was charged too. So I went down to TPSS. I had evidence arh. Talked to Michael Toh. Talked to Bernard. Lol. I really hope Jeslyn goes to Girls Home arh. Lets see.

Being a member of an unlawful assembly.
142. Whoever, being aware of facts which render any assembly an unlawful assembly, intentionally joins that assembly, or continues in it, is said to be a member of an unlawful assembly.

Punishment.
142. Whoever is a member of an unlawful assembly, shall be punished with imprisonment for a tem which may extend to 6 months, or with fine, or both.

hope you get your 6 months Jeslyn.

I've learned a valuable lesson from these 3 weeks. Nothing can bring back the feelings. Nothing. I was truely the fool. Aren't we all? When the truth is right smack in front of your face, and yet, somehow, you will never see it.

I still remember that day, one year ago. It was magical. Soon after the O levels. We went to CHJIMES. Sat at the well, telling stories. I'd long forgotten what she had told me, but there was this one thing I will always remember. I caught her gaze, and stared right into the darkness of her pupils. Eternity stared back. In that one moment, I was lost in the cosmos in her eyes. I would give everything now, to have that moment back. To be like a kid in love.

Those times really rocked I guess. I would wake up and smile to myself, and think "gee, what will happen today?", unlike now. These few weeks were really a torture. The feeling of being tied down. The feeling of dread. Every waking hour, I get these feelings.

The fault lies in me. But guess what? I like being in fault.

The Dummies Guide For Friendster Singaporean Girls Classification

Let's face it; friendster (http://www.friendster.com) is a labyrinth. There is a myriad of different people inside, each with their own quirks. Today, let KJ teach you all the basics of classifying the girls you find in Friendster!

Just a few pointers to note.

a) Girls in friendster are seldom 18 and above. Often, they are minors. No sex for you all busters.

b)Pictures may speak a thousand words, but those words are lies. The super HAWT chick you stumble upon may just be another JCEX. Guess what JCEX is. Ask Mr Pin Chen or Busted boy if you wanna know.

c)The profiles are coated with honey. The girl may claim that she speak French, Deutch and Japanese, but often, they use translators. Just like JCEX.

Ok. With the pointers out of the way, now lets go into the main points of this blog post! The classifications of singaporean girls!

There are 1 sub type/s of SG girls found in Friendster. They are a)Acttcuttetessw0rx. Further research on the other subtypes are taking place now, thanks to the courtesy of Jie Jun, our chief researcher/editor.

A)Acttcuttetessworx. Never seen them in Friendster before? Go check JCEX's friendster account and you will see a prime example! A sample of their profile reads something like this:

Miee ishh a f0urrteenn yearrs 0ldd gurrl wh00 l0rbbe t00
[X]l000kk att starrxx[X]
[X]surff fwendsterr[X]
[X]euu[X]

As you can see, one of the main characteristics of A type girls in Friendster is they typpe liekk disshh. I swear to you all, it takes 1 bloody company of Code Breakers in the M16 intelligence unit to break that bloody code. But yet they persist.

Another characteristic of A) type girls is their 1337 photography skillz. They will take photos like this:



As beautifully illustrated by the Chief Illustrator Kiat Jun, this illustration shows how A) type girls take photos. Their camera, usually a phone camera, is tilted in such a degree that the photo shows the HUMONGOUS eyes of the girl. And what's more, often, they fill their mouths with air so that their cheeks are bloated up, like some kind of pufferfish. Like this.

Illustration not realistic so as not to resemble any person, living or dead.

The reason for making themselves look like modern Medusas is yet unknown. Our chief researcher, Jie Jun, thinks that it might be ingrained in their genes. The author KJ has enlisted help from various experts like Zhen "Busted Boy" Hao and Pin "Chenster"Chen for help. The results will be out in the next issue of Dummies Guide. Thank you.

Been playing this puzzle game introduced by Zhen Hao yesterday. Fun. There's like 60+ levels, and each of them contains a puzzle of some sort. Went to level 29 yesterday. The game is quite easy at this point. Except level 20.

You know what level 20 is about? ITS ABOUT MATH! @$#%#@! They gave me some fraction stuff to solve. And those in 4E4 will know that I know nuts about math. So I had to spend 1 bloody hour on 1 simple sum. Great Einstein.

You Are an Emo Rocker!

Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing. That doesn't mean you don't rock out... You just rock out with meaning. For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding.

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Your Birthdate: July 31

Your birthday suggests that you are a good organizer and manager, an energetic and dependable worker; attributes often showing success in the business world. Serious and sincere, you have the patience and determination necessary to accomplish a great deal. Your approach can be original, but often rigid and stubborn. Sensitivity may be present, but feeling are likely to be repressed. You are good with detail and insist on accuracy, but at times scatter energies. You're a practical thinker, but not without imagination. You love travel and don't like to live alone. You should probably marry early, for responsibility is necessary for your stability.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

WTF?! I should probably marry early? Oh Christ.

The first week of the hols is over. State of mind : Ennui. Damn boring at home la!

God! Einstein has proven that Jeslyn is ugly! It will now be accepted as a universal truth! All hail Einstein!

Nowadays, Toys R Us seem to hold a certain allure on me!

Like this picture. The manofnoregrets with the golden gun! Just like Mr Bond! If only I can have the hot babes Bond always seem to have too......









Someday, KJ is going to be the next Jimi Hendrix! Look at the style! The allure! The passion!












But even SuperStars need have sunglasses to look cool! Note the difference between Ah Chen and me! Who's cooler? KJ right!?












Ready for battle anytime! Just like Gimli! But I taller then Gimli ok!? I not dwarf!













The gheyness is apparent in this photo.













I ain't much better either......

It's September 11. Man. Hard to believe that 4 years ago, 2 planes hit America. How time flies. The people of America lost their sons, fathers, daughters and whatever for 4 years. And Bush is sending more sons and fathers and daughters and mothers to fight some bloody bullshit war. Amen brudda.

So, exams are over. Besides the catastrophic CSA exam, the rest was easy. Law was average. Gerrard was the man. Left the room in 1 hour. And I thought I could blaze the way for my fellow students. So much for my happy ending.

1 semester in Poly is over in a flash? What the fck. I just barely started to like my class and snap! Time for a new class! But I guess Law is lucky. We have 150 sad souls in the course, and I guess we 150 really can bond together or something.

When I first entered Law, I was like, "Shit!" WTF and I, KJ the LawBane, inside Law? But Fate raised her cruel head and shoved my inside. Great. So I entered the course with an empty mind but a couragous heart. And my courage nearly failed. Everyone was like, good English speakers and they seem to fcking know everything about the Law, including CJ's wife? And here I am, KJ the LawBane, mixing around with them. I thought the people inside were posers. They sounded artificial, not like good ole' 4E4. They all came from some top schools or something, and there was KJ, from Tampines Sec. Great. The underdog.

But then, after some time, you could sort of see that everyone was just like you in a way? They were all trying to carve out their own destiny from this helluva course called Law and Management, and many, contary to my belief, are not muggers? In fact, 1L05 is just like 4E4, we are a bunch of slackers, trying to float our own boats. And they ain't no Englishmen either. Some of us barely speak proper English! And I have great friends like Ah Pek Mud, Shi "Red" Ying, Vickie, Sheena and gang. We are plain Joes and Janes. And Law is not the mystical subject I thought it would be. I'm so glad I'm in Law. This course totally changed my perspective in life.

And this is only the first semester.

Exams are almost over! Final paper later! Law! Then it will be milk and honey for 9 months! Song boh JC people?

The first paper was CSA. Not for me anyway. Because I didn't fcking attend the paper. That's right. KJ did not fcking attend the paper. I thought it was 11.30! BUT NOOO! The time 9.30 did not register into my mind, and only 11.30 was scribed into my brain. And so KJ went to school at 11.30.

*calls Shi Ying*

SY: Eh? Why you today never go exam?
KJ: Huh? Not 11.30?
SY: No la! 9.30!

At first I thought it was a terrible joke. Scared the living jesus out of me. I asked again, but NOOO! It's really 11.30! Now imagine this. Picture this in your mind. The subject you could have aced, but because of some phantom numbers dancing in your mind, you missed it. Amen.

So poor KJ had to travel to the Polyclinic. Where all the diseased people gathers. And KJ had to think of some disease. KJ waited for another half hour before the bloody doctor attended to me.

Doc: So what happened to you?
KJ: Stomache ache.....(piteous tone)
Doc: Ok lie down on the bed. Let me inspect you.
KJ: Sure doc...
Doc: *Starts to knock everywhere on my stomache
Doc: Where pain?

At this moment, a flashback happened! I sort of thought back to Mr Hafiz's lesson on where the intestine is.....

KJ: Erh....here!
Doc: Oooo! What did you eat yesterday?

Flashback to yesterday again. Beer plus some fish stuff.

KJ: Erh...Nor Hiong Heh Pia!
Doc: OOO! You got stomache flu or something!
KJ: I guess so......
Doc: Here is your MC!

The fcken doc told me something about the Polyclinic procedure of MC being standardised. Important point to note. I believed that fucker. I paid my money and went to Expo to study. Hoever, Fate raised her cruel head once more, inflicting me with more trouble. KJ called Phillis Chong, his CSA teacher. She told her the school needs the exemption shit! OH MY GOD OH NOES! Then, KJ had to spend another 12 fucking bucks on another MC, this time with success. God. I hate doctors. And they said that lawyers lie. It's the damn doctors that lie!

Thus ended 1 day of exams. Cool shit huh.

A moment to remember!

It started with me, Randy and PC wanting to study....

It ended on a sad note. I finished reading, say.....2 pages of Economics?

Took EC with them. Won't post pictures. Illegal.

We met Jeslyn and Joanna. That's right, my ex and Joanna. Still as ugly as ever(Jeslyn).


Sad. Really sad. The unholy alliance between Jeslyn and Joanna. You know, the news of them being gan jie jie and gan mei mei shocked me to the bone. The J alliance. Luckily, my mum calls me Jie Jun. So I have 2 J in my name. I will not lose to Js!

With the J alliance leaving in a sad note, me, Randy and Pin Chen went to the playground.


we wear hanging, using our legs, onto the chin-up bar! Thats why we look so spastic!

Samantha SM'd Si Yuan!


Zhao shang wo men shi student, wan shang wo men shi brother!


Bukkakke with a smile!


Eh Si Yuan! Hum Ji la! PUT DOWN THAT HAND!


The mummy returns!


As what the pastor says, jesus sacrificed his sinless body for the sins of mankind....

Don't ask me what was i thinking just now!

That marked the end of a long day.