Your typical beng!

Monday, February 28, 2005

OMG. Getting results later. This feeling is even more hardcore then the feeling before a performance. Hmm. Hope I can get average results? Average. Cause I just wanna conform with society for once. Bleh. Gonna go late later. Why? 'Cos I don't wanna see Mr Shahril's and Ng Buck Chwee looks? Have a feeling that I am gonna dissapoint them. Shucks!

Anyway, me, eug, c1, ZH and Van played MahJhong today. Hmm. The forfeit was doing pushups. Did around 100+? Was the unlucky recipient of Van's Ping Hu. Damn! 32 pushups on the go! Hehe! Went to eat. Ate laksa? Yum! Then went to the top storey of EP to slack. Talked about stuff.

Heh. Bye.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Reading Ker Siang's award winning post, I have some thoughts about the issues he touched upon.

All boys and men are longkang fish

Hahah. Look at yourself before you make any comments! Most don't look like Utada Hikaru.
Nor Lindsay Lohan. Most look more like this.

In other words, if foreign women want the Singapore man, they can have him.

Yeah sure. If foreign women all look like Lindsay Lohan(see above) or Utada Hikaru(Ditto), I want them too! Yeah sure. Most of them don't have the charm or sexiness of the two ladies above, but hey! There are bound to be some who have at least a little bit of C&S in them!

Not Romantic


The world ain't Sweet Valley mate. Wake up your ideas. Smell the salt.

EASILY INTIMIDATED

Marketing and operations manager Gina Tan, 30, said: 'My local boyfriends felt intimidated by my previous job as an executive with a record company. They feared that my career was going to take off. One even told me not to further my studies and always feared that I was on the look-out for someone smarter, which was never the case.

'It's like if you're a woman and you have an opinion, then you must be avoided like the plague.'

Ms Tan, who married her French boyfriend of six years last year, said: 'Local men need to be more open-minded. A woman with strong opinions should be seen as a welcome challenge so both individuals can grow from the relationship, and not as a threat to their masculinity.'


Seemed that you dated arseholes. As the saying goes, birds of the same feathers flock together. Read between the lines. What sort of person would be afraid that his significant other will be better then him? In my opinion(and I think that most of the boys I know) would prefer someone who can at least have an interesting conversation with.

RIGID

Teacher Natalie Ang, 35, said: 'Local men have a fixed idea about what they want their wives to be - pretty, mild-mannered, even subservient. And if you don't fit such rigid criteria, they're not interested in going the extra mile to get to know you.'

Bank officer Shirley Teo, 32 said: 'Their life seems set in stone the minute they leave school - find a job that can pay for the medium-sized car, HDB flat and children's education. That isn't a bad thing if you're looking for stability and predictability.

'But it's absolute hell if you're the type who looks for excitement and different experiences.'


Hmm. Can't comment on that. Have not been in society for too long. Different generation I guess. But sounds like a stereotype to me.

TOO SOFT

Singapore men are just not tough enough.

'My ex-boyfriend's mother would clean his room in the university hostel. After graduation, I realised how much of a mama's boy he was when he refused to go backpacking with me as his mother wouldn't be there to wash his clothes,' said civil servant Janice Lee, 27.


Whoah. You guys ask for too much. If men were like this, would you like it? Or like this, how would you feel? Sure, your boyfriend is an arsehole, but times have changed man. Tough men have lost their standing in society, as *females* call them chauvinists. Make up your mind buster.


*This article is made with satyr in mind and the author holds no responsibility for any breakups or quarrels with your significant other.*

Monday, February 21, 2005

"The clock ticks life away; it's so unreal!"

Why do Linkin' Park music always remind me of my future? So the day of Apoclaypse is drawing near, and frankly, I am damn nervous. There's this rumor floating around that if you get the teaching thingy, you got 17 points or something. I didn't get it, and well, damn. And there's only space for 50% of this years candidates to go to the PolyTechnics. If I flunk, I will just blow my flutes at Tampines Interchange. Serious.

Friday, February 18, 2005

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3023837

I hope you die fucking pedophile!

Anyway. Loads of stuff happened this week? Spent valentine's day playing mahjong with my homies. Spent tuesday at home. Went to school with emily on Wednesday! Loads of stuff happened on that day too. Did I do the right thing? 1 bird in hand better then 2 in the bush? I chose the 2. Sighz. Might lose someone I care for. Damn.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Happy new year to everyone! Now it's 5 am in the morning. Just back home. Went out with Emily and Eugene. Loads of stuff now on my head. Questions? Hmm. Questioning what the hell am I doing. Living in the past? Or just finding something? What the hell am I talking about anyway. Never mind. Yeah. Class meeting on Sunday. Ask Wen Ting for details on where to meet and what tyme. Ciao.

Monday, February 07, 2005

It will be the lunar new year soon and frankly speaking, I'm not that excited. It's not that I despise money. It is because of some unsavoury relatives! I have to visit people I only see once a year(and that annual event is coming right up) and face questions like:

"Eh, le eh kia sieh guai hor!" (question is directed to my mum)

then my mum will have to say something like

"buah lah."

Then they will ask me like

"le tiong ji huh"

then I will tell them my age and what school I attend. Then the punchline will be everyone saying in union that I look like a kid. Bleh. Then I have to sit on the sofa and everyone will look at my family as if we were a display at the museum or zoo. Can't blame them though, they will give me cash which I desperately need. As the old saying goes, "Beggars can't be choosers."

I had my reunion dinner with my folks last Saturday. Had it in a seafood restaurant at Changi. And let me say from experience. Heineken is not English Ale. It is one of the most damaging substance to your body! I had helluva fun drinking on Saturday but I faced the consequences on Sunday which is a bloody sore throat. Too heaty! I'm gonna go back to drinking English Ale instead of beer. If you guys wanna drink some, go to http://www.thebeerclub.com.sg to order some:P (shameless advertisement!)

Yeah. The folks will be going to have a reunion this Sunday. Make sure all 4E4 gathers! That's it. I'm gonna bathe. Need to cut + dye my hair for the upcoming new year. Cheerios! Not gonna waste time wishing you all a prosperous New Year. No one cares. We care about money:P

Tuesday, February 01, 2005



Bush's world map!