OK, first of all lemme wish Mr. Yeo Hiap Seng bon voyage! He's gonna leave Singapore to China tomorrow! Let's us all give him a round of applause!

*Clap clap clapppp*

Ok. Take care ok Hiappy? We shall always miss your part the human sea skillz in packed malls. See you in a month and a half!

Ok. After Tuesday, I shall go to comics collection, and invest 75 bucks on Burning Crusade. I shall no longer touch any books until I get my results, when I shall read Leong Wai Kum everyday until I finish my Family Law supp paper.

Yayyyyyyy

O.K I just heard very bad news.

My relatives came to my house yesterday. O.k, cool. They brought some kids, o.k, cool. Then one kid was throwing a tantrum cos' his daddy don't let him go swim. O.k, not my huan lo. BUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAME TO MY ROOM, AND VENTED HIS ANGER ON MY GUITAR, MY AMP, AND MY PIANO!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

HEY! THAT PIANO COST LIKE 3K! AND THE GUITAR AND AMP COST 1K! IT'S WORTH MUCH MORE THAN YOU! THOSE ARE MY PRIDE AND JOY! THEY WENT THROUGH SHIT WITH ME TOGETHER!

And that bitch attacked my piano, my guitar and my amp.

Oh Emily, why didn't your strings snap and blind that bitch? Oh Amanda, why didn't you give out an electric shock that will awe even the Nautilus? Oh Penny, if you are too elegant to do shit, at least fall onto that bitchass kid and kill him!

Oh my god.

I still cannot get over it.

You can burn my house, you can steal my phone, you can take away my wallet, you can do shit, but you don't mess with my instruments ok! THEY ARE SACRED YOU BITCH!

I wish he dies tomorrow.

Hell knoweth no fury like a KJ scorneth.

Love of mine,
             
Someday you will die
            
But I will be close behind
 
I will follow, you into the dark

No blinding light
               
Or tunnels to gates of white
               
Just our hands clasped so tight
    
Waiting for, the hint of a spark

Chorus:

If heaven and hell decide, that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the "no's", on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you, when your soul embarks

Then I will follow you into the dark

Verse Two:

Catholic school
       
As vicious as roman rule
     
I got my knuckles bruised
 
By a lady in black

 OK I want this song to be played during my funeral! And I don't want those cheena band ok! I
want Electrico or DragonForce or Dom's Band to play ok! And considering the rate my packs
disappear nowadays, my funeral will come soon man.

 Ahhh! Fuck OB!




    
And I held my tongue as she told me, "son, fear is the heart of love."
 
So I never went back

Chorus Two (Same):

If heaven and hell decide, that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the "no's", on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you, when your soul embarks

Then I will follow you into the dark

Verse Three:

You and me, have seen everything to see
                
From Bangkok to Calgary 
  
And the soles of your shoes
 
Are all worn down, the time for sleep is now
                   
But it's nothing to cry about
         
Because we'll hold each other soon, in the blackest of rooms

Continue strumming the Bb minor an extra measure before the last chorus.

Chorus Three

If heaven and hell decide, that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the "no's", on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you, when your soul embarks

Then I will follow you into the dark

Repeat last line, ending on F.

Ok the piece me and Red wrote got FIRST! FIRST OK! FIRST! SATU! UNO! DI YI! Yay! At least I know I have a future if I somehow screw up my education! Call me Jay Chou! HAHAHAHAH!

Ok I realised that when Valentine's Day come, there will be sudden influx of emo nicks! Like Banglas from Dhaka! Like "siince tt dae ii met euu, ii noe euu are de one fer miee!"

Ahhh!

Ok everyone, happy V Day! Ok la belated la but it's the thought that counts!

Yup thanks to Pearlyn for the letter! Great read! And thanks to the rest for today!

And I drew this during our studying trip!



Starry Night over the Rhone! Nice right! Ok la sorry Van Gogh for screwing up your masterpiece!

AHHHHHHH!

I dropped 2 boxes of contact lenses!

MOTHER FUCKER!

SHITHEAD!

SON OF A DIRTY CUNT!

BLACK CHEE BYE!

GENITAL WARTS!

bANGLAS FROM HELL!

OK. Swore the shit already. Jie Jun don't get angry!

JIE JUN IT'S 30 MOTHERFUCKING BUCKS!

3 PACKS OF CIGARETTES!

15 PACKS OF KUEH PENG!

HOW COULD YOU LOSE SUCH A CRUCIAL THING! WHY WHY WHY!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok great reunion dinner with my extended family yesterday!

So me, my brother, my dad, and my two uncles were the epitome of alcoholics yesterday! One bottle of port, one bottle of martell, countless bottles bottles of beer were drank like they were like water la!

So of course I woke up with a hangover that Jesus himself must have felt when he woke up the day after the Last Supper!

And me and another uncle were arguing some obscure point of law. For the fuck, I cannot remember why we argued, but I distinctly remember Women's Charter and Penal Code!

Eh I swear I'm correct even though I drank more than an indian sailor in a tavern!

So me and him were debating, and luckily alcohol did not rob me of my 1337 skillz as an orator! If the force of eloquence is to be taken as the force of truth, yes, I'm eloquent!

See I can quote Socrates even when I'm having a hangover! Ok that was poring my own lam pa but nevermind. KJ you very smart leh!

Shit I think I'm still drunk!

Ok my grades have just fell from rock bottom to excavation trips.

But the funny thing is that when shit hits the fan, you start to see who really stand beside you.

Thanks to all the people who like consoled me, gave me hope, and stenged cigarettes with me!

And thanks to the people who jammed with me just now even though i stink at rhythm guitar hahahah. Enjoyed it la!

Ok. Now I'm staying in Yew Tee. This place is cool cos' there's like few people here but uncool cos there's few people here too! Yeah! My house is like right beside this forest, and between the forest there's this train track can! So romantic right?! Like some sort of chinese old school movie, where the man leaves his town for a new job and the lady runs after the train!

But I always will miss Simei. And my brothers staying in there and around it! Miss you mother pundeh loads!

I wanna thank my brothers for making my last day in Simei a very very very fun one!

Photos up after my DoTA match.

Hahahaha the design western food uncle is damn cock can!

He took this pig figurine(Eh very cute you all must see) and showed me. Then he asked me:

"Eh boy zhu si zhen me yang jiao de?"

I of course went "Eh?"

"Zhu si zhen me yang jiao de?

Then I replied "Oink oink?"

"Hahhah ni jiao de hen xiang!"

Then there was this lady beside me who was laughing at me la! But nevermind she quite chio, so she can laugh=)

And I saw Hock Yew's twin! I saw him then I passed him my can of Green Tea then asked him to help me to buy! But that Hock Meng just gave me the kwai lan stare. Damn scary. Then I realised Hock Yew's doppleganger did not have a scar on his left cheer!

Today is very scary can! But nevermind I shall continue my quest to stop drinking coke!

Wah lao. The people at the forum give my kidd brother bad advice la! Ask him bring parang or aim what ribcage all. Say what break the ribcage will pierce the pai kia's heart then let him die an agonizing death. Eh! This is not the way abang!

If you kena caught carrying parang, the punishment not funny one ok! I don't wanna see you inside 2 year chalet just because you brought a parang! And don't hit the ribcage la! Eh bang your size like mine, you must fight smart! Remember in fights against other guys there can only be 3 places to hit!

The lam pa, the nose, and the guts!

The rest you hit no damage one! If you hit the lam pa I swear to you critical damage 5000! Then once he on the floor just stomp on his guts. Confirm lei siong 1 I tell you. But don't so hiong arh. The person die you kena s.300.

Eh kidd brother next time got fight just call me la! Go down cham siong with gangsters can liao!