Your typical beng!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Whoah. Radio is a damn good movie. Damn inspiring. Must burn and show Si Yuan so that he won't be so scum. Yay.
My addiction for Heroes of Might and Magic V is really astounding. I can sit in front of the computer for 5 hours straight playing nothing but that game. Damn good game. HAHAHAHA VANESSA TAN GUAN HUI CANNOT PLAY HoMnM V BUT I CAN! YESSIRE! YESSIRE! YESSIRE! Just had to gloat. Pai seh.

Oh my Chinese ancestry, gimme strength to tahan 2 more days of serious lack of cash. Lemme kiam siap for 2 more days. Lemme count every cent for 2 more days.

2 more days before financial salvation occurs. Oh Mao Zu Xi, I beseech thee, grant me the strength to serve my wallet for 2 days more. Amen.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Ni niang eh la. CCN day's over. Now have nothing to chiong already la. Besides school which is not like worth chionging anyway.

The disco turnout was average. Cos' I think business people like jitao despise us Law students. They like jitao fucking hate us cos' we damn kwai lan 1. We go everywhere must carry out law books then have the cover page facing out so that the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD gets to know that we are from LAW. We also like jitao in the lift will suddenly chup 1 Latin Phrase like "But KJ, isn't that Stare Decisis?" even though we like don't know how to use the phrases correctly. But speak in Latin damn seh bin 1. Jitao even if you are a beggar on the street who only knows how to smoke and drink, once you know Latin you jitao can be Politician liao. Cos' Politics is all about smoking the population and drinking in praises you don't rightly deserve mah.

Then me, Vicks and Winsor discovered something REALLY amazing! You can actually fill a toilet bowl to the brim with ice, then flush them down! We thought it would choke or something but it just went "BSHHH!" and go down la. Must get Winsor to send me the video someday.

Now I'm fucking poor. Seriously. I need to ask my brother Kannan to intro intro me some job at the construction site or something. Or else I jitao cannot continue my life without my booze and sins. What to do, Lim beh scum.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Ni niang niang eh! Friendster just changed it's layout and I cannot navigate that piece of kukujiao la! How to look at ah lian's friendster like that? Ni neh ji eh!

CCN Day's tmr! Please come to LAW's booth ok!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Hahahaha! Nowadays reading Shakespeare! Gotta act educated leh! So next time when I wanna action bedek can in front of everyone recite Hamlet's 3rd Solliloquy! Hahahah! Poser sial!

Then you know that lady miss Joanna. She is extremely violent. So if you all see her under the void deck of anywhere in Singapore, please be a man. Do the right thing. Run away. Get far far away from her. Do not come within a metre from her or she will start to use criminal force on you which in turn causes hurt.

You have been warned!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Eh Elections over!

Elections over la! Dissapointed but relieved! Dissapointed cos' WP lost so many seats but relieved cos Chiam won and Aunty Silvia get to be NCMP! Yessire!

But seriously. I really do hope that my countrymen realise the danger of having 1 party in power.

My mum said that youngsters do not appreciate what the PAP done for us. Many of my friends know what the PAP did for us. That's what 2 years of biased Social Studies do to us. But it's hard for us to appreciate what the PAP done for us when all we went through is the education system, and it's real screwed up. It's hard for us to appreciate what the PAP is doing when we feel the pinch of the education system man.

I think for the Worker's Party to really excel, they must know that they must not adopt populist measures. That's a crate of dynamite in politics in Singapore. The PAP will target your statements. They will present themselves as one that think ahead. and the James Gomez think was a political quagmire. Either way you lose. If you remove Gomez, the country will think of you as not a united party. If you let Gomez stay, the country will think that you are taking the issue lightly.

But congrats to the PAP and the WP. You all did a great job. Cheers.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Tiring days!

So I got World of Warcraft. So I spend my days at home now. It's a good thing though. Been going out too much lately.

Tomorrow's the Election Day! Yessire! Hahahaah! Power to the people! Democracy lai democracy! But the PAP will still win. I hope the WP gets a stronger foothold so as to have a bigger say in Parliament! LSM arh LSM.

Cheer up Hiap Seng. Death is nothing but the next great adventure.