Your typical beng!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Rapidly coming to an end mens!

The year is rapidly coming to an end mens. On looking back, this year had been a year full of changes? And slacking! There are like 8 months of holidays this years! Song boh?! And drastic change from Sec school life to Poly life arh. Not that I will do my work anyway! I shall geh kiang and make resolutions!

1.)Study harder
2.)Grow taller
3.)Stop being such an asshole
4.)Stop being such a racist
5.)Learn to be less aggresive
6.)Totally quit all my vices

As you can somehow infer from my above statements, I shall have a very bad year ahead of me. Mei you gen ni jiang de la!

Saturday, December 24, 2005

The Hiappest Day!

Met up with Hiappy and PC ytd! To buy stuff and marinate the chicken! Peektures from YTD!


So Hiap Seng told you with a smile, it's all about you!

The stuff we bought ytd. I think the overall cost 86 bucks. Accountability arh accountability.


Hiap Seng's matured actions!


Model for Khoo Kee Yong Tau Foo!


Mee pok tar-ing!


Erh. Nothing much to say!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

those pple who purposely donwana go just cuz they are too 'niao' to pay the $$...
u all go and die lah..
don't know how to enjoy...

Amen mens!

God I am so evil!

I just had a evil thought today! I so wanna make it happen! I'm gonna go down to the ChildCare centre later, and I shall tell those kids "Kor Kor has some very nice secrets to tell you all!" Then when the kids start to ask me what, I'm gonna tell them that Santa is not real! AHHHHHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA! I'm going to hell man.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Damn noisy mens!

My cousins are all sleeping over in my house! Creating a damn big ruckus! And even my frigging brother is joining them! Knn shake the house can?

Still remember the times when James, Johann and Bei used to come over to stay often. Damn fun! Used to play Risk and Monopoly and whatever shit. I would always lose. IIRC, I never fucking won once. But hey! Fun k?

When my cousins grow up, I doubt they will come over to stay anymore. I think it's sort of a grow up thing. But I do fucking home when they grow up, they can enjoy the memories like I fucking do now. Rock on mofos!

LPB called me WEI LIAN! @^#$@!#%!@#$! She said I'm a blind man leading a blind man! &^@#%@#$^%#! Cos I placed my frigging outline into the wrong outbox. And I helped Gerard and Amanda to put it there. So.... Ended up. Yeah.

Squeeze in post!

1 hour before exam! Time to squeeze in a post!

Went to study yesterday! 10 fucking hours of mugging mens. I swear, I put in more time on 1 subject then all the subjects during O fucking levels. Damn draining mens. I think after the exams I better go appease my God of Slackers. Time to stop doing work and play!!!

Friday, December 16, 2005

No more chionging of projects liao mens!

Yay! No more chionging of projects after today! It's time for games and booze and escape theme park and whatever nonsense my gang can think up of!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

The artist I have always respected.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/3482034.html

The one and only Bill Waterson. In case you don't know, he's the guy who did Calvin and Hobbes.

Calvin and Hobbes had always been a major part of my childhood I guess. I spent most of my time reading his works. It's the best.

He stopped doing comics after a while. Said that continuing will devalue his work. Man. Talk about morals and values. Rock on Mr Waterson!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

The patron God of slackers hate me.

Damn it. I must have offended my patron God is some way! This whole bloody week is a mess. The debate on Monday was a mess. I hate migraine on Tuesday, and my group was screwed by Miss Lim. Wednesday was a mess cos I heard what happened on Tuesday. And today is the fucking worst. I wanted to pass up my MC, but I forgot. So I boarded the fucking bus. And it was like 2 stops after TP that I realised that. I went down, and walked to TP. Then I found out my MC was missing. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?! NI NA BEH CHAO CHEE BYE CHEE BYE LAN JIAO EXERCISE MADRE PUTRA PU BOR KIA! Wasted 1 day of slacking because of this! Better make some offerings to my God so that I can have back my slacker's luck.

Need to curb my expenditure. Damn overbudget liao. God, save me from this mess! Why do shit always happen near Jesus' birthday?

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Still have not recovered!

Damn! The throat is still hurting after 3 weeks! It's not helping! Some more due to YTD's fucking #$%@#%#&%@#%!%^I*$^ debate, I gotten migraine. Diseased man. The next disease I will contract will be either tuberculosis or the Black Plague. God just wants me back to his Kingdom!

Saw Dena Ong at the POLYCLINIC just now! Hahahah! Damn cool. Must be don't wanna talk to uncle Neo that's why take MC 1. Relak only.