New year!

I was like wondering why my guitar didn't emit any damn sound. Playing the thing for like 1 hour. Before I realised I didn't switch on the Amp. Damn! Haha!

New year coming liaos. But this time it doesn't really feels like a new year? Cos the projects are like strangling me. Fuck it. The people who said Poly life is easy should be hanged.

Sianz!

Tiok warning letter liao. Criminal law. Sibei sianz siaz. I jitao got go all Crim Law lor. Nah Beh is all late. Knn.

TP Open House!

Time to squeeze in another blog post before I go school and study crap! YTD's open house was fun! Had this chat room thingy. When the secondary school students came in, we started shoving them some Law and Management pamphlet. Then Hock Yew was like beside the Law booth. Hahahah! BIT no one! SONG BOH HOCK YEW?! Law is the best babe. Talked crap with a lot of my seniors. Lol. Like everything under the sun needs LOR!(LAW!)

"This animal looks like a giraffe. It is only known for hundreds of years by the natives. It lives in Central Africa."

Hahah! This riddle stumped me and Rachel when we read it in LSM lesson! Rachel got this riddle from her dear sister Tracy. And Tracy is only primary 5. Wah biang oi. Guess what's the answer? An othaki or something! WTF IS AN OTHAKI?!

"The creature is over 3 metres in length. It lives near water and eat small mammals."

We thought it was a crocodile. But it ended up being a KOMODO DRAGON! OMG TRACY! Primary 5s nowadays.

LSM presentation next week! Die liao mens!

Die mens. Projects all chasing after me! In Soviet Russia, Projects do you!

Fucking chee bye lan jiao com!

Knn! Lim beh tan zeh wu Crim Law peer tutoring! Kan ni na bu eh! Wah eh dian nao crash arh! Chee bye la! I zoh ga swee swee eh notes long zhong trap in lim beh eh hard drive! Kan ni na lan jiao chee bye qoo niang pu bor!

Ok. Enough ranting! So basically I called my bro just now who is in camp. The guy took my floppy drive and he hid it somewhere. Must be inside Narnia.

KJ:Eh floppy zai na li?
Bro:Eh! Zai subwoofer hou mian! Knn ni next time yao call wo de shi hou please zhao hao yi dian!
*Kap*

CHEE BYE LA! Which sane guy on the street would put the fucking floppy behind the subwoofer? WTF?! It is like sensitive equipment? And he was the guy who would own my bloody virgin ass because I didn't ground myself when I have to work with equipment? WHY?! WHY?

Oh God why do my motherfucking com crash everytime when there's a dateline? She's such a nice gal when there's no projects to rush, but when the shit starts to come, damn! Confirm + double chop stamp die!

A new year mens!

2005 died and 2006 was born! w00t! Ok getting lame. Watched King Kong a few days ago. Quite nice. But some screen time can be devoted more to the Script writer instead of the girl. Ahh well.