This week is Jesus's birthday week and I shall drink alcohol everyday as He, in his infinite wisdom, turned water into wine. I believe that He, in his Divine Wisdom, truly understood the benefits of getting roaring drunk and getting a terrible hangover.

Also, didn't the Lord himself valued truth and other virtues among all others, when in He proclaimed that Thou Shalt not Lie? And didn't the wise sages from China, the shamans from the wilds of America, the bomohs of Malaysia and the witch doctors of Africa, claim that a person inebriated speaks the truth?

(Disclaimer: The blog author intentionally left out certain classes of wise people due to his inability to name them, and his laziness to do a Google search. The blog author wishes to emphasise the fact that the abovementioned inability in no way reflects on his disrespect for the omitted wise classes of people.)

I hope that I convinced the heathens/pagans/atheists/agnostics/free-thinkers/secular humanists/Burn in hell'ers/whatever His followers call non-believers these days the truth serum that God, in his wisdom, gave to His creations.

So therefore, I shall list down the alcohol I consumed this week in His name.

Monday) 2 big glasses of skittles vodka
Tuesday) One can of beer
Wedneday) I bottle of Chardonnay

Halelujah guys!

Ok, as of today, I shall go on a diet!

Not those eat veggies and fruits only diet!

I SHALL EAT 1 1/2 of my usual proportions!

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I HAVE TO DO THIS BECAUSE SHE SHARES MY INITIALS!

The head bobble or head wobble refers to a common gesture found in South Asian cultures, most notably in India. This form of nonverbal communication is sometimes referred to as "Indian head shake" or as travel journalist Stephan Wilkinson has described it, "a vague cock of the head." The motion usually consists of a side-to-side tilting of the head in arcs along the coronal plane.

The meaning of the bobble is myriad but is usually in response to another individual's request or comment. It usually signifies an acknowledgment of something or a sign of enjoying something immensely (usually accompanied with a wide eyed look). Other meanings it could have include:

"You're welcome," or "of course"
"Goodbye"
"I don't know" or a shrug. Usually accompanied with hands turned up and a shoulder shrug.
"Ok Ok"
"I'm giving you the answer I think you want to hear"
"I hear the words that are coming out of your mouth"
"I really want the answer to be yes..."
In Western countries, "Yes, definitely!" is communicated by nodding the head multiple times. In South Asia, it is communicated by a single strong head-wobble.

It has been said the origins of the head wobble come from watching snake charmers with cobras. Snake charmers play their music largely for dramatic effect, and it is in fact the movement of their head that mesmerizes the snake. When the cobra is not going to strike, it will sway its head from side to side. This body language signifies 'I am of no threat to you', and is a simple gesture to draw someone into your confidence, similar baring one's teeth in a smile.


NEH NEH NEH

I shall take a break from fabricating stories for my SIP report and start reporting on the truth as dictated by Eugene Yee Ming Han

Name: Kwek Kiat Jun
Birthdate: 31st July 1988 <---PRESENTS PLEASE THANKS
Current Status: Attached!
Eye Colour: Technically it's brown!
Hair Colour: Technically it's brown too
Righty or Lefty: Ambi

[Layer Two: On the inside]
Your Heritage: I am a half Malaysian k!
Your Fears: mm.. I hate butterflies
Your Weakness: careless, blur so on~ <---SAME! THATS WHY
Your Prefect Pizza: I like the Mexican Fiesta thingy

[Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow]
Your First Thought This Morning: KNN, must do report
Your Last Thought Before Bedtime: KNN, must wake up at 3 to do report and tutorial CCB
Your Most Missed Memories: Secondary School days <---SAME

[Layer Four: Your Pick]
Pepsi or Coke: Coke! Pepsi is too sweet and not very gassy which is not very good
MacDonald or Burger King: Burger King has Hershey's Sundae Pie
Single or Group Dates: Single, then group!
Adidas or Nike: Converse <---Must wear emo shoes right eugene
Tea or Nestea: Teh alyia
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha is a subset of coffee rightttt

[Layer Five: Do You...]
Smoke:at least 4 sticks of gudang garam reds a day
Curse: take a look above
Take Showers: OF COURSE LA NOT LIKE JOSEPH THE SMELLY SINGH
Have a crush: Attached
Think you are in love: Ask your mother arh

[Layer Six: In the Past Month]
Drank alcohol: 2 hours ago
Gone to the mall: Erh yup
Been on stage: Yup
Eaten sushi: Yup
Dyed your hair: Nope

[Layer Seven: Have You Ever...]
Played a stripping game: Eh good idea arh
Changed who you were to fit in: No need la, I am loved by everyone k

[Layer Eight: Age]
You are hoping to get married at the age of: 28 sua

[Layer Nine: In a Girl/Guy]
Best Eye Colour: Black
Best Hair Colour: Black
Short Hair or Long Hair: Afro like a nigaress

[Layer Ten: What Were You Doing]
1 Min Ago: Typing out this survey!
1 Hour Ago: DOING MY STUPID SIP REPORT
4.5 Hour Ago: Asleep
1 Month Ago: SIP!
1 Year Ago: Should be at reservoir or what

[Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence]
I Love: Vickie Tan Lin Yin

[Layer Twelve: Tag five people]
1. KJ..<---EH I DO OK
2. Shep
3. Markoos
4. EVERYONE LA DEY DEY DEY

Fuck the only reasons I go to school these days is because of:

Mario Kart

Tan Lin Yin Vickie

Reservoir

The Rest of the People

In no particular order

and the stupid report is still stuck at Findings for 2 weeks! I NEED MOTIVATION!

And I realised my previous posts' emoness can be compared to Lim Teck Wee the paper bag boy

Beng

don't assume others want the same as you