Your typical beng!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Shit this month is really bad. Traffic accident and all the shit.

Went to the doc on Monday. Doc said my tricuspid valve is faulty. Some regurgitation. Yay. Then went to the doc on Tuesday. Doc said my spine is bent. Yay.

Tick tock goes my biological clock man. Death really wants to tango with me. Come la Death!

See, even if I quit smoking, some other disease is going to take me away anyway. Why fucking bother?

Eh God, can RM my life a not? I not very happy la. I random my life till kena shit everytime.

Fucking depressed.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Living life by the seat of your pants is very attractive today -- be spontaneous!

Living life by the seat of your pants might seem very attractive today. There's a strong hunger for spontaneity around you right now, the likes of which you haven't seen in quite a while. It's been so long, in fact, that you might not recognize it! If you're still obsessed with the idea that planning and organization are the only things that are going to give you a better grip on what's going on around you, today is the day to rethink that.

KJ, don't take things literally.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

It's amazing how much a meetup can make a person realise a lot of things.

She didn't change; I did. My old self would have not recgonised the new KJ.

Would my old self despise the new KJ? Definitely. Will the new KJ think that the old him is an idealist, and a fool at that? Of course. But he will forever look back at the old him wistfully, wishing that time and the process of growing up did not chip away his innocence, poking holes through it's chinks, until a husk is finally left.

The memories are a prison a prisoner himself made, with bricks of emotions and the mortars of tears. He builds a cocoon of torment. The sad irony is that the prisoner holds the key to the cell door, but does not lust for the freedom, only wanting it's monotony. He prefers the daily torture, for fear of what lies in stall for him outside.

I had finally opened the door.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Monday, September 11, 2006

A catastrophe of the highest magnitude.

http://www.warcraftsea.com/

The ah bengs and ah lians will taint the lands of Azeroth! The burning crusade won by using the ah lians and ah bengs!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

God is dead.

I shall pretend that I am educated and quote something from the Yan Martell's the Life of Pi.

"God is dead for the prisoner in death row, God is dead for the child dying in the sickbed, and God is dead for me, when I contracted polio."

And guess what kiddos? God is dead for me too. HE TOOK AWAY STEVE IRWIN! OF ALL THE DAMN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, LIKE GEORGIE BUSH OR WHO, THEY TOOK AWAY STEVE IRWIN! LOOK AT HIM! HE IS THE EPITOME OF MANLINESS!












He is so damn cool! He makes women swoon with his Aussie accent! He makes young boys like me wish that they can travel across the seven seas, finding porpoises and dolphins and manticores to slay and tame and oogle at! AND NOW GOD TOOK HIM AWAY! And to add salt to the injury he is killed by:















This! A bloody stingray! I swear I will avenge you Mr Irwin. I swear I will go to Newton Food Center and eat the damn stingray. I swear I will bite into the flesh with relish, and taste the flesh of the scums that killed my hero.

Do not fear my dear friends, for with me is the one thing that shall make the stingray tremble in their stings. It is none other then:

















The fearsome Tiger. Feared in the jungles of Malaya and the deep mountains of China, the almighty tiger shall accompany me in the quest to slay the stingray.

May Irwin's spirit be calmed by this vow of revenge.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Rock music boosts your brain power!

Rock music boosts your brain power


LONG suffering parents of adolescents might not agree, but scientists claim that listening to rock music can boost your brain power.

Researchers at a Scottish university believe that the sound of guitar-based rock such as Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC and the Red Hot Chili Peppers improves concentration and boosts memory.



Contrary to received wisdom, children who listen to loud rock or pop music while swotting for exams are probably improving their chances of success.

The finding follows claims that listening to classical music, particularly Mozart, can improve performance in cognitive tests.

Recent studies suggested that The Mozart Effect can lead to permanent changes in brainpower among young children. The findings have spawned a multi-million-pound industry in classical music CDs designed to boost children’s intelligence.

In the new study, Dr Leigh Riby and George Caldwell, cognitive psychologists at Glasgow Caledonian University, set out to find out whether The Mozart Effect applies to other types of music.

The researchers monitored the brain activity of a group of 16 volunteers who were asked to perform a simple memory test while listening to rock and classical music. They were asked to do the same while listening to the sound of static and again in silence.

The volunteers were played Beethoven’s 2nd symphony and a piece by Steve Vai, the virtuoso rock guitarist.

While the classical music improved the concentration and memory of both groups, rock music also had a significant effect on the cognitive performance of the rock fans. Brain scans revealed that they required far less brainpower to complete the test successfully.

“We wanted to investigate whether more contemporary music would have a similar effect and chose rock as an extreme example,” said Riby.

“What we found was surprising. While classical music appears to have an effect on everybody, we also found that there is a significant effect on people exposed to their favourite type of music.

“Those played rock music required less mental energy to carry out the task successfully. I would expect to see a similar effect with pop fans played pop music or anyone else exposed to their favourite type of music. The music primes the brain to perform certain tasks more efficiently.

“What we are examining now is whether certain passages or certain instruments have a greater effect than others. We will be examining every millisecond of the brain scans to pinpoint what it is about classical and rock music that is having this effect.”

Vai, who has performed alongside Frank Zappa, Ozzy Osbourne and the former Van Halen singer Dave Lee Roth, said he was delighted by the findings, published in the current edition of Consciousness and Cognition, the science journal. “What this test shows is that it’s important not to exclude any music having an emotional impact or educational value,” he said. “What we hear has the potential to change the way we think because it changes our moods.”

While both classical and rock music have been shown to boost brainpower, they have also been used to discomforting effect. Earlier this year Luton council began playing classical music in the town centre to drive away problem youths. In 1989 the American army played AC/DC at high volume to force the Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega out of hiding.

Previous studies have shown that rock music improved the work rate of people collecting stock market statistics and can have a positive effect on the brain chemistry of depressed teenagers.


Hahahahah you emo bastards don't give me that excuse of wanting to cut yourself when you all listen to rock music!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Singapore online gamers read up.

From: thadarkman78 | Posted: 8/30/2006 10:00:28 PM | Filter | Message Detail
Bump, and a little more info on the game:

http://www.piratekingonline.com/clips/preview.wmv - A little video of a 1v1 Duel. If I'm not mistaken, It's a crusader vs a Seal Master. (postitive on the Crusader part, not 100% on the Seal Master). Also, yes it's point and click, but with a graphical style like RO, that's expected.

http://www.focusplay.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2342 - A little bit of info is revealed on Guild vs Guild war. Still not much is known (even one of the company people says he doesn't know much on it), but the battles will be like an RTS MMO style, People will need to do different things like sea battle, land battle, woodcut (to repair ships) in order to win. Not much more is known, but the idea of an RTS like Guild War system sounds awesome. One of the Company person says (quoted): "lets just say the system seems abit like warcraft dota...not 5 V 5 but rather 80 Vs 80"

Yea, so yay for more info. The one annoyance is that the company is based in Singapore, so all those damn people on the forums are idiots (save for that 1 person who posted all the useful info, and one of the company people), and will probably be idiots ingame, but it's bearable I guess.
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I usually would fucking come to the rescue of our beloved island monarchy(HAHAH) but this time I really have to agree. I mean, have you all played MapleSEA? IT'S THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT OUT THERE ON THE MARKET. The community's shit! Imagine this:

TBND is currently leveling at Henessys Dungeon(I dunno whether it bloody exist. Sue me.)

*L0rbbeeuu1314 walks by*

lorbbeeuu1314: Eh CC CC CC CC or I defame!
TBND: Eh your father Lee Kwan Yew issit? Dungeon yours arh?

Suddenly the fucking place is filled with shitheads and you see your fame get reduced by 100. FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND. Don't bring your shit to the internet ok little shitheads.

Our generation people are seriously fucking inconsiderate and sadly that includes me. Hahaha sue me.