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So my kidd brother just got into a fight. Get into fight nevermind! Fight is ok with me! But don't post it on forum la! Or at least post in a forum where your brother won't serve. Like some pedoforum. Eh wait I serve pedoforums. Erhh.. nevermind.

Hahaha so I got to know about the fight ONLINE! Hahahaha! I think tmr can tiao zhui liao. Must get Winsor to help me backup and beat those pundeh sec 4 who wanna bully my kidd brother. Eh only I can bully him can! Anyone else who wanna hoot him must first hoot me first!

Pundeh. You can beat everyone else in the world but you don't fucking pundeh beat my brothers or anyone around me.

Tmr I if I will lose I just call 999. They the biggest gang in Singapore la, somemore got uniform and baton 1.

Today's accounting paper can be summed up with one picture.

You know there's this weird feeling where you absolutely know you have to say something but you don't know what to say? It's like now! I seriously need to say something but I don't know what to say!

The details are all copied into my subconscious mind but when I try to recall them they JUST do not want to come out! Irritating la nah beh! Grr.

Ok. Hope the conveyancing role-play goes smoothly later! Like vanilla smooth. Or ice cream smooth.

Yeah and I realised that the letter C is pretty redundant in the English language! As illustrated below!

Chair = Tjhair.
Cigarette = Sigarette.
Cook = Kook.

Weird huh! C is useless! C is redundant! Remove C! Ok the above musing about the letter C was unintended!

You could be my unintended!

Hillary Klinton.
Kristopher Shepherdson Mark.
James Kook.

Hmm.

Which leads to a statement an ex-classmate of mine once made.

"Successful people often has H in their names."

Ok, the letter H looks good. It looks balanced! But successful?

Ok let's list down the successful people who has H in their names shall we?

"Yeo Hiap Seng" <--Not to be confused with Yeo Ker Siang.

"Hilary Clinton"

"Henry VIII"

"Triple H"

"Hoobastank?"

"Alfred Hitchcock"

Eh I can't list out any more! See! The letter H has nothing to do with successful people! The letter H just looks good!

My brother was cleaning up his cupboard when he found this!
















Games for the Megadrive! Hahah! I still remember playing Sonic 2 and Golden Axe and whatever! Yay for cleaning out closets!

Family law stinks! That stupid clients damn kuai lan leh! Ask what standard of living and cost of living! Eh I learnt before but I forgot! Nah beh chee bye pu bor pundeh lanjiao!

I love acting.

I'm moving out on the 4th of February.

Feels damn weird.

Been staying in this house for almost 19 years. Now to leave this house, I seriously don't know what to do. I mean, this house is ME. I know every cranny and nook, the best place to hide your undone homework, how to get the water hot faster and all that!

I remember a lot.

Like how there will be pretty rainbow colors on the wall when it's evening.

Like how my and my family will cram into the master bedroom to sleep when I was young.

Like how I stood in my mummy's shopping trolley and cutting through the place that now is Modena.

I remember, and I still want to make more remembers.

After drifting for 19 years of my life, I had finally realised what my true goal in my life is.

It is to eat the best ba chor mee in Singapore!

Yay for revelations!

Eh sorry Shep. YTD had something serious. Couldn't go.

God I hate banglas.

They fucking cannot build my home!

Stupid hole in the toilet bowl, what scratches in the parquet, there's like this two inch gap between the kitchen counter top and the tiles la!

Go back to your rioting country la!

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Eh shit I think my gmail got hacked or something! Why am I sending emails to people I don't know? Why am I sending mails to the United States Government?! Am I an Alien?!

42. The answers are 42. 42 42 42. FORTY TWWOOOO.

Yeah. Finally making a tagboard.

How much is that doggie on the window?

I must cham xiong with my mummy to get a new phone.

My E310C looks like a phone I STOLE from a BANGLA.

I want a codec system!

Or just telepathy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtFsEd0kwCM

Whoa I remember this movie. Last time damn hip can! Everyone in school talking about it all, then like very emotional arh.

I remember that time I went to this family chalet. I fucking swear I watched this movie like 5 times in a day with my khakis.

Damn power!