So I was at the Legal Lab and doing everything but work when I saw this:


"ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a friendstertracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit postingstupidbulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over theinternet.
Don't try to act hardcore with thekeyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in thespecialolympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS FRIENDSTER!!!
Stop bitching!!!
SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request ormessage asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up bitch!!!

SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Friendster
and look like sluts, and act likewhores
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Friendster Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get throughpeople's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it sayssomethinglike
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghostwillrapeyourdogtonight,or some dead skinless girl isgonna rapeyourmom"
QUIT BEING A DUMBASS

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

Repost this with..
"10 things idiots do on Friendster"

I was like thinking "how true" until I saw the person who posted it. THE IRONING IS DELICIOUS!

Yay. I am very very very bored now and I very very very want to eat a lot a lot a lot of curry puffs and drink loads and loads and loads of coke and smoke sticks and sticks and sticks of ciggys.

Yay.