Ok I seriously must bitch about this fucked up incident!

I had to perform today. Cool. Flutist ok! So you know Chinese Orchestra. Standard dress code! White long sleeved shirt, black pants, black shoes. And I had to perform in this restaurant. Cool.

Then I went to the loo. When I was walking towards the loo, this ah pek came to me and asked "Eh, ji pua archar pang tolo?"

EH!!!!! I AM NOT A WAITER! I AM A DISCIPLE OF APOLLO AND MUSE! I AM THE LEGENDARY JIE JUN! THE BOY WHO ONCE CHARMED THE EVIL NAZI ARMY WITH HIS PROWESS WITH THE DIZI! I AM THE GENIUS WHO AMAZED THE PUGILISTIC WORLD WITH MY HAUNTING MELODIES!

And that ah pek called me a WAITER! OH MY GOD!

And what's more, I took the mrt home right! There was this aunty who did the I wanna seduce you stance on me! You know the stance right! One hand on the wall, then face you! Make you feel trapped and stuff! THAT STANCE! ON ME! I WAS LIKE HUGGING THE WALL AND THERE WAS THIS TWO GIRLS WHO WERE SNIGGERING AT ME! AHHHHHH!

Where is the justice man!