Your typical beng!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Yay blogger is working normally for me! FINALLY!

Ok went to town area just now! AND I WAS DARN INSULTED K!

There's this 60ish aunty who came to talk to me and said

"Xiao di, ni shi bu shi qu jiao tang?"

"Huh? Bu shi leh?"

"Ni yang zhi hen xiang ji du jiao tu! Ta men quan bu dou chuan de xiang ni zhe yang!"

So for those who can't read the han yu pin yin, the aunty thought I was a Christian cos' I looked like one! EH! I LOOK EMO K! I AM WEARING THIS ULTRA EMO SPECS, AND CARRYING A GUITAR AROUND! I STARE AT THE FLOOR FOR DUNNO WHAT REASONS, AND I CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE AND DEATH EVERYDAY! I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN!

No offence to christian, but aunty, my allegiance is not to The Abrahamic God ok! I am an ATHEIST!

And after that experience, I was crossing the road, then I saw this car coming towards us, so I naturally told gang to kuai dian zhou right? Then this 2 ah bengs at my back thought I said Fuck you to them. No, I'm serious! So they called me back and jiomed me! Luckily I called Si Yuan along! SI YUAN GANGSTER OK!

So the conversation went something like this:

"Eh boy did you just said fuck you to us?"

"Eh no? I said kuai dian zhou to my friends?"

"Oh."

And I did my trademark apologetic salute.

I just attract the weirdest people in the world.

Eccentric Magnetism I guess.