This week is Jesus's birthday week and I shall drink alcohol everyday as He, in his infinite wisdom, turned water into wine. I believe that He, in his Divine Wisdom, truly understood the benefits of getting roaring drunk and getting a terrible hangover.

Also, didn't the Lord himself valued truth and other virtues among all others, when in He proclaimed that Thou Shalt not Lie? And didn't the wise sages from China, the shamans from the wilds of America, the bomohs of Malaysia and the witch doctors of Africa, claim that a person inebriated speaks the truth?

(Disclaimer: The blog author intentionally left out certain classes of wise people due to his inability to name them, and his laziness to do a Google search. The blog author wishes to emphasise the fact that the abovementioned inability in no way reflects on his disrespect for the omitted wise classes of people.)

I hope that I convinced the heathens/pagans/atheists/agnostics/free-thinkers/secular humanists/Burn in hell'ers/whatever His followers call non-believers these days the truth serum that God, in his wisdom, gave to His creations.

So therefore, I shall list down the alcohol I consumed this week in His name.

Monday) 2 big glasses of skittles vodka
Tuesday) One can of beer
Wedneday) I bottle of Chardonnay

Halelujah guys!