Your typical beng!

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Lovaynn Kan singing Zui Hou Yi Chi~

1)First of all, I am really happy that Mr Hafiz is not my Science teacher. His teaching methods are brutal! 1000 times writing out the same old shit? NO WAY! I prefer a c6 for my science then get A1 for his Bio. He needs Anger Management course. ASAP.

2)Cheryl Tang. I mean, our class needs a scapegoat right? I remember the tymes where we always blame Cheryl for everything.....Ahhh....the good ole' days.

3)Canteen food. It is relatively tasty. Yeah. Used to look forward to Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. We have Fish Noodles! Or the Malay stall. Chicken rice rocks ok. With the MSG filled soup. Love it!

4)Bernard Chew. HE DESERVE A SPECIAL MENTION! He's the best DM imho. He doesn't shout like a certain teacher(read: 1), and at least respect you as an entity. He's lessons rocks too. Rubber ducky? 10/10! Salute!

5)Mr Shahril. Don't laugh Hiap Seng! Haha. I actually kinda respect him. Quite knowledgable. Hehe. Like his subtle way of busting people! Wu boh? BOA! Classic/10. His history lessons = slack + slack! Encore!

6)Mr Ranjit Singh. The man! Used to think that he's an deouchebag. But it all changed in 4E4......"time seems to move very slowly when you are in a hole with a wild leopard. By the way, all leopards are wild arh....." HAHAHA! His prank about the spiral staircase is also god damn funny! Gonna treat him to a jug of beer next tyme.

7)Dena Ong. LOL! Special mention. 'Cause I failed my PoA. Hehe. Sorry arh.

8)Mdm Loh! Woooo! A bit fierce. But nvm. I admit it arh 'cher. I always copy others homework and passup to you! Never do myself. Sorry arh. But I pass my math ok? But she's really funny! Sacarsm at its max!

9)Lai Kah Kin. Sorry. I don'ch ungersten j00. But I learned all my chem from your only student, so I owe you 1!

10)NG BUCK CHWEE! This guy's the best man! Teaches us chinese......"wen jun nen you ji duo chou? Cia shi yi jiang chun shui xiang dong liu!"(Ask an emperor what troubles him; it's like the river moving east every spring). See! I remember! This guy really understanding! But cannot scold vulgarities in front of him. Will get punished. Thanks for the KFC + pizza hut!

11)Irene. Whoah. <3. *starts fantasizing*

12)Lab tech auntie. Oi. Go and make out with Cheryl Tang la! NBCB! I HATE YOU! PAU TOH BU!

13)Mr Neo Tick Watt~ Haha. King of the empire TPSS. Fatherly, to a certain extend. I never smoke la! Don't owaz check my bag!

14)Michael Toh. Michael in the Bible is supposed to be the angel that guards of Virgin Mary for eternity. Michael in TPSS, is another story.......DM wanna be. Can only be OM. NEH NEH NI BU BU!!!!

15)Miss Leong. I hope you get married soon, yah?

16)Yu Feng. Miss you homie! This guy really the best! Brings a gun to school, played punk to Cheryl......Really miss him busting everyone! Good luck this year! GAMBATE!

17)The volleyball. Where art thou? This ball is our main entertainment in class! Can be used as a soccer ball, basketBall and whatever ball! I miss you!

18)Our sec 3 math relief teacher. I forgotten how you looked like(I only remember that you are fugly), but I remember what you said to us! "What tyme are you all going to wake up? 1 o clock? 2 o clock? It's term 2!" Still brings a smile to my face. One think. I only wake up at 12 o clock.

19)Miss Chong. You look like that person in King Of Gamblers 3! Forgotten his name. Yan Xing should be. Take care miss!

20)School tie. The person who invented this must be in Hell now for suffocating us all. Ugly piece of shit. On a side note, it can be used as a whip! SM!!! Don't put this under the OHP. The tie will melt.

21)Which reminds me. OHP! This piece of ancient technology is still in every class! If this stuff gets faulty, you gotta go to 4E3 to borrow 1. Hate that.

22)SCHOOL TABLE! I owe you a lot for making my bag the lightest! Every year, I only bring 1 pen(sometimes, it is other people's pen) and a few worksheets! I can draw pictures on you too! AISHITERU! HAHA!

23)And lastly, everyone in 4E4. You guys are a part of me, never to be replaced. Been through a lot in 2 years, and even though I might have bust you before, don't take it to heart ok? Rock on people. Rock on. Together 4Ev4.