Had my performance today! Damn funny! I went to the restaurant at like 10.20. Wearing that stupid black and white formal attire. Then there was this uncle there who said this to me:
Uncle:"Eh xiao di(To me and my brother), ni men kuai dian qu li mien zuo gong leh! Zai deng shen me?" [Eh boys? You all still outside? Don't want go in work?]
KJ: "Erh Huh?"
Uncle: "Zhuo gong!"[Do work!]
KJ:"Eh, uncle, wo men bu shi ze li de waiter!"[Eh uncle, we are not working as waiters here!]
Knn. Black and white shirt sucks! Then the uncle just had to save face in front of his employee. He told me"Eh bu yao ba ni jiao fang qiang bi na li."[Eh, don't put your leg against the wall!]
Kena fucked by uncle early in the morning. Then went to sit down. Hahah! I just realised that with my gold looking hair I look damn beng. My mum recorded a video of us performing and really arh. Damn it. Too bad I cannot post the video up here or else Joshua Ang the 18 Siao'er + Jeslyn the ex 18 siao'er will come whack me up till I forget my papa's name man. But it's alright. I don't wear my black and white Charlie Chaplin + Waiter's attire out everyday. Hope Joshua don't come TP or else he whack me when I eating my favourite black pepper steak:<
Ah bengs are in demand nowadays man. Look at Jack Neo's new movie I Not Stupid 2. Wah. Got so many bengs sia. Not Joshua or Shaun, but those cameos. Never get me to join! Eh! I ambassador of bengs in TP Law and Management ok? See me no up. Then summore can see Joshua Ang and Shaun Lee who is Singapore's Shaun Yue(Pin Ji pukes!)
Your typical beng!