I had this weirdest dream just now! I dreamt I was somewhere walking around, and then this uncle of mine(my favourite if it helps) just appeared out of nowhere! Then he just pulled me to this corner, and asked me:

"Eh bian, you chou yen ma"

Which I honestly and stupidly replied

"You."

Then, the strangest thing happened! He just passed me this pack of cigarettes! Not those flip top cigarettes, but the ciggys were sealed inside those metallic foil thingy used for medicine and BBQs!

So I opened the seal. Inside were 10 cigarettes and some plastic casings. And strangely there was an instruction manual inside. Weird huh. I read the manual, and I BLOODY RECALL VIVIDLY ON SECTION 5 IT SAID THAT SMOKING THIS CIGARETTE WILL CAUSE YOUR WEINER TO HURT LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!

But knowing the brave, gung ho, and stupid KJ, I attached the ciggys into the plastic casing and took ONE HARD DRAG on the cigarette.

Whoah. The kick I swear is like gudang garam plus weed man. Damn song.

But at the same time my weiner hurts like a bitch. That's when I woke up.

I checked my weiner when I woke up. Eh nothing leh.

I love dreams.