Back from my Hatyai/Penang trip! Damn fun I say! More like a food trail. My ma and my aunts were eating non stop. I was like wondering why they're like gaining weight even though she seldom eat at home. Well now I know.
First day wasn't that interesting. Went to the local market and had breakfast. Walked around the marketplace. Went back to the hotel and slept. Decided that going out wasn't that fun after all. Stayed at the hotel and basically rotted.
The trip to Hatyai was interesting! I Had to sit at the front of the van cos' the back is packed. And so I sat there. There was this Thai driver who put Thai rock songs into the music player and he was singing there. His voice is quite nice! So I tapped out the beat and he gave me a quizzical look. Huan lo la. Then continued tapping out the beat and he continued singing. First time to Thailand man. When we crossed the border, there was this big potrait of the King of Thailand and the princess or whatever! Damn cool! I wanna be king next time man! Like Lion King! Not liang po po's lion king, but LIONG KING! Reached the hotel. Some Siam Center Hotel. Quite nice + cheap! 40 Singapore Dollars! Decided to walk around Hatyai. Damn hot ok.
The Thai people are really the most fantastic people! Even though you really cannot decide whether this person is a guy or gal due to the sex change operations, they are really damn friendy. You catch their eye, and they will flash you one damn sincere smile! Then if you are lost they will help you without even you asking!
Now before I go on, I really must elaborate on this aunt's friend. She came along for this trip and she was THE BITCH. Jeslyn pales in comparision man. She is like 60 years old but she still acts like Joanna's age! She would throw her tantrum over stuff like "Oh, I couldn't find this and that" or "I don't wanna pay for that" and my poor aunt has to por her. Eh knn leh. Come vacation don't like that la.
Whenever my mum and my bunch of relatives go out, they would put some cash inside this pouch and get someone to be the "finance manager" for the day. So basically, the lucky chap gets to pay for food using the money in the pouch. So each of us put 500 bucks inside the pouch. The @#%#@$ did like wise. But whenever we wanted to spend some money on food, the $%^#@$@! would stare at us as if we all are like robbing her in broad daylight. WE EAT THE FOOD. INCLUDING the lady. But she would grumble and nag.
Eh. Is this the first time you go out with my folks? We eat everywhere we go 1 leh. Inside toilet see got spider like tasty oso can eat. Joking. But no. She would grumble. Eh. We asked for your opinion on whether you wanna eat her and you gave us those "Le ai jiak jiak la!"
Then if my aunt didn't por her she would really frigging punish herself just to make us guilty. Really. On the last day, the lady did not eat at all. Cos' she couldn't buy some pia or whatever. I think that she is secretly a Jew with chinese and Indian ancestries. No one in the right mind would do that man.
Anyway back to the topic. We ordered food in the restaurant. Including lobsters. The chef ended up lobbing up shrimps instead of lobsters. Stunned puberty. Like me and Hock Yew. Nyeh. Went out to shop again. Didn't buy anything this time. Case closed.
Next day. Woke up and had breakfast at the hotel. Went out to shop(why am I not suprised) and eat again. Again. Nothing much actually. Came back and went to the massage parlour. First time massage so like very the very the shy arh. Then my mum was like damn funny. She said:
"Eh bian. Bu yao special service hor."
"Orh."
I dunno they male or female still want extra service?! I have extremely high standards towards the people I pass my genetic code to ok?! MUST BE FEMALE!
The lady(I think) just massaged me fer like 2 hours. 240 baht which means it's like 10 bucks. Cheap man. What's more the lady, according to my niang's opinion, is the ultimate compared to her's. Ok. Point noted.
Came back. Ordered the room service. The beef steak must have came from Niu Mo Wang cos the steak is damn tough! Had trouble eating! Slept after that.
And I woke up with the most horrendous stomachache + gastric pain. Knn must be the beef steak! "Even in death I still serve." Quote from Dreadnought in Warhammer 40k. Nevermind. I went to see a doctor in Thailand. The doc speaks mandarin! Hooray! So I had my medicine. Took the van back to Penang. By that time I reached there, my fever was raging. Went to the room and slept. Almost took a plane back. But in the end I slept through and KJ won the battle against E. Coli bateria! 3 cheers for my immune system! Death to virii and bateria that cause infirmity!
Damn lazy to blog. Tmr la.
Your typical beng!