Blogging on borrowed tyme! So I must be quick! The dance rocks yesterday. It was more like clubbing actually, with groovy music for you to groove to? Danced with Mel, Wen Ting, Beth, ZH, Zul, Henna(Mel's friend), and Henna's friend whose name I forgotten. Hmm. Went around dancing? I served this fat girl! HAHA! She was dancing there when I went over to SERVE HER! HAHAH! For those who dunno what's the meaning of being SERVED, watch South Park ok? Need to go.

Opps. Didn't blog for a long tyme. My god damned server crashed on Saturday, and in the process of repairing it, my brother doomed my computer to another series of full format. Guess good things happen in pairs huh?

Went to the orientation today. The orientation was supposed to end at the evening but due to me chao kenging, I told the SL that I wanna go for a heart checkup. Well. The checkup was over 2 weeks ago, but hey! Half truth ok? The orientation, in short, was damn boring. The peeps over there were trying to coax us to cheer? Trying to make us shout shit like "business SUD SUD OI" or whatever. Hey! I came to learn more about the school, not to cheer for shit ok? Take your shit somewhere else holmes. As I always said, if you are doing shit, you are shit. Easy.

My classmates are generally ok. Except for some who Harvi Norman style. Ler eh eng boon boh hoh mai geh kiang qing cai kong la! Some tries to force the "Mr DJ" voice which totally sucked. Luckily there were some who at least converse in Mandarin. Jesus blessed me once more! Hmm. Met a few cute/chio girls? Damn cute siaz. Are you gonna be my girl? Lol! Ok. Tyme to go off. Rock on law5.

http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/redir.php?jid=81498cbebc5dfae5&cat=e0d1de21f4c15d6e

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia, but he's having trouble getting a driver's license.The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington driver's license -- all bearing the name Jesus Christ.But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original name. The man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't had an official name change approved in Washington. A District of Columbia judge denied the legal change two years ago, saying the name could provoke "a violent reaction" or "significantly" offend people. An appeals court ruling last month, however, will start that process anew.Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his faith.

JESUS CAN'T DRIVE!?

Went out with ZH, Pin Chen, Van, Betty, XX, and Kimo today! Really nice trip! Cos we saw an Einstein(His hair really looked like Einstein!) Elvis(His hairstyle also looked like Elvis) and Elvis wife, who was stucked in a cubicle! LOL! EW was pratically ramming the door. Lol. Took a lot of photos too! See my friendster for more details. K. Tired.

Finally changed my blog skin again. Thanks to Mr Bill Waterson for creating the comic Calvin And Hobbes! Rock on!

Damn. Heard that Jeslyn is calling herself EMILY now? My life came tumbling down when I heard that. You can call yourself Fiona, Jesus, Magdeline, Charmaine, Christina, Alice, but of all the names, you called yourself Emily. God must really have a twisted and different sense of humour. Hey. If you read this, you are not worthy of that name ok?

Today is Kim0's birthday! Happy birthday homie! 1 more year before legalised fun! Sustain ok?

School's starting in 2 weeks. The feeling is really mixed! On 1 hand, I really wanna go to school and start learning(You believe me?), but on the flip side, I really wanna stay at home and continue my quest of Discovering on the Discovery Channel. In a dilenma now!

Might dye my hair again? Wanna make it light brown or something. Something more natural and not attention grabbing like the red/pink I had last time. Wanna start preparing for life in Temasek Polytechnic!

4E4 rocks my socks!

*posted this in the wrong blog*

Just watched Chicken Run. Had chicken chop when watching? Lol. Guilty feelings! =P BTW. Happy Bday Ivy. Even tho late 1 day or something.

Yay! Just came back from Pulau Ubin! Really nice trip!



Saw this weird fire truck thingy on the road. Hmm. Never seen 1 below. Sorry arh. WOLS.



My Pai Kia brother on the car with me! The shades belongs to my Dad. Bloody olde School specs.

Went to the gathering place. Saw my cousins over there! Started using the term "BOH BEH ZHAO!" Haha. Pissed all of them off to no end. Took a ferry to Ubin? Uneventful trip. Keep telling my cousins and bro there we are Chinese escaping the Emperor Pu Yi. Lol. Rented some bikes? My cousin and I used the double bike thingy. Lol. She sat behind me and she sang some weird songs? Lol. Hard to peddle when only 1 is cycling and another's singing. But nvm. Boh beh zhao. Went to the western end of the isle. (You know why I know it's the west? I used the map reading skills Ah Ber taught me! Thanks Ber!) Had to cycle up hills of height 10Ms. (Once again, map reading!) Reached a cemetery. The peeps were not keen to continue so...we turned back! On the way back, it started to rain! Went to the village elder's home. Friendly chap. He has a really nice dog!



Nice dog! Here's our bikes! Olde school monochrome style!



Yup. Waited for the rain to end. Took about an hour. Started cycling back to the kiosk. Returned the bikes to the lady? Hmm. Went to a seafood restaurant to have, well, seafood. The prawns were really great! Had 2. Lazy to peel arh. Then we were talking about our favourite food and me and the cousin(the one whom rode with me!) high fived each other! But sadly she "MISS CUE" and she managed to overturn the bottle of Tiger which me, my father and her dad were enjoying. Lol. NVM! I forgive you! HAHA! Ate till 7 o clock? Took the ferry back.



THE BOH BEH ZHAOers!

With us were 2 Americans! They were really friendly! Took photos with them using their cam. Lol. Seems that they never seen a family gathering before. Lol. Went home after that!

GUILD WAR!

To Jeslyn Chua Ee Xuan. Please. Stop what the fuck you that you are doing. I broke up with you cos' you are a noisy gal! I don't give a fuck on what you have been telling. So what if your door's colour is this and that? So what if you cut your dolls cunt hair? I DON'T GIVE AN F. Yup. Thats right. I don't fucking care.

Been hearing from various sources that you are introducing yourself as my Ex and whatever nonsense. Eh please. Get yourself some HUMILTY! I dumped you and you told the whole bloody world? What are you? An attention whore? And you've been telling everyone that I am short and this and that. Eh. Look at yourself la huh? You ain't that tall yourself yah? Maybe your EXTRA WEIGHT is pulling you down or whatever. But please for Christ sake! Try to be PAI SEH FOR ONCE! Luckily I didn't heed my friends advice to screw you/get a kiss before I leave. Or else you would be telling everyone that I gave you a kiss or screwed you before. My god. Even whores have more dignity!

Yup. On the information on you 2 timing me. I knew it even before the relationship starts. Shocking huh? What a whore.

Oh yah by the fucking way. Stop pissing off my friends. When we were still in this fucking retarded relationship, you had been pissing my friends/homies off for countless of stupid reasons. WTF? Just because someone adds me a testimonial and you wanna fight with him/her? Eh. I don't join 369 yah? I hate everyone equally. Just that you are more equal then the others. Niggerian cunt. Remembered what I said? Friends are as important as girls. You screw up the equation, you get out. Easy.

Yup. So please fuck off. Love is the wisdom of the fools and the folly of the wise as they said. I've been stupid once, and thats enough.

Yup. FUCK YOU!

If Singapore is invaded by enemy ninjas, we have SYLVESTER TO SAVE US!

Oh yeah btw. Sylvester's An Jing sounds nice. Bright career for him.

Back from my excursion to the school! Went there late. Lol. Sorry arh guys. Saw the various performances. The choir is actually good this time! Good job to them/Sam! Went down to have the buffet. Lol. All like hungry ghost! Took some mee/crystal pao. Went to visit Dena Ong! Lol. She became a councillor now. Now longer teaching I think. Went to play pool? No mood to play actually...Saw Lai Kah Kin when we went out. Lol. Went to CS Food Culture to have some drinks. Randy brought his pack of cards, so we did some fortune telling! HAHA! A bit depressed when Eugene did mine. Not because it was bad, but well. The cards weirdly shown something which I totally agree but regret. Lol. Manofnoregrets.blogspot.com. I really miss her yah? Can't forget yah? Even though I tried every bloody method like replacement, gaming or whatever, I still can't forget. Zul left our fellowship and in came a replacement! Gek G Hun joined the fellowship and we left for KFC. There we did more forune telling! Started to bust Gek G hun:P We left KFC in an hours tyme and basically we went home. Thats it.

Had a nightmare just now. Wouldn't type out the contents here, but oh my god. It's one of those continuous thingy you know? You get jolted awake(phrase currently trademarked by Vanessa Tan Guan Hui), and then when you fall asleep, the nightmare continues! Feeling really insecure now.

Gonna play pool with my homies later on. Any one wanna come join us? Lol. I think we are going to Pavillion to play. See you there =P

I still have not got my stupid TP thing! Stupid TP la! Send something can send so slow 1! Faster leh!

2 casinos are going to be opened in Singapore. That means 10,000 jobs will be created? Hmm. But among these 10,000, a significant percentage will be given to foreigners. Which is stupid.

Eh. Why am I blogging about bs? Kk. Gotta go!

Just recieved a letter from Temasek Polytechnic via snail mail. The letter said something that I didn't pass up my medical report. Stupid laggy Temasek Poly! I PASS UP LE LA! DON'T NAG CAN!

My mp3 player revived! I think Jesus took pity on my infidelic atheist ass and ressurected my beloved, just like what he did 2000 years ago. Thanks Jes! Owe ya 1!

WTF. I accidentally dropped my mp3 player into the toilet bowl. Luckily, there's not shit nor urine inside or else I would be sooo royally screwed. Now the mp3 player refuses to boot. FUCK THAT SOB! Gotta go down to get it repaired tmr. Haiz.

yeah. Finally done the ugly blog. Now making it the world ugliest blog =P

Came back from my uncle's funeral. A lot of stuff happened over there. The day before, I went to James home to sleep over. Hehe. SOMETHING HAPPENED! Played monopoly? Bei Bei went down as she only had Queen Astrid/Nasim Road. Hahah. Bad tactical move gal! Slept for only like 2 hours. Went down to Buona Vista for the funeral. Saw my relatives. All of them were either teary eyed or acting as if they aren't sad. Went to make those funny boat shaped stuff. Made too much. My homies and I decided to burn those papers(forgot what is it called =P) We burnt and burnt and burnt.......we then decided to play bridge. Lol. Bringing poker cards to a funeral. Everytyme me and my partner win the game, we took photos! Had dinner (noodles?). Then, the funeral rites started......

The funeral rites were....ganglandish! The muthafooking priest looked more like a 369 gangster then a priest. There's no priestly look like those pastors in a church or a monk in a temple. Those "priests" were smoking as if they were on fire, and they were just putting on a fanciful shirt and chanting bull. A typical prayer would say something like "XXX from Buona Vista, you have died from heart disease in China. Please come back to Singapore" or something like that. Then the females have to go into this area where the ashes is kept. Then the males have to do those kneeling up and down thingy. Imagine this : All the guy friends either look gangsterish or they were doing the rites in a gung ho way. So the scene looked straight out a of Triad funeral! We even shouted HUAT ARH!!! When the rites ended. Pai kias arh. We then took a lorry(yup, we sat on the back of the lorry, like gangsters!) to this carpark to burn those wooden houses. The heat was intense! Went back to the funeral area. Played bridge again. This tyme, Sherwin and Merline joined us! They were like 12 years old? But they still let a child like aura. Really nice to talk to. Sherwin is a tomboy! She crossed her legs and speak like a gangster. Sometymes she even kicked me! HAHAH! But I just played with her and she somehow bonded with me. My mums told me that I was like her during the good ol' days. Went to sleep like a homeless person on a garden bench. Bleh.

The next day I went back to my uncle's house to sleep. Woke up and attended the last rites. We then took a bus to Changi to give my uncle a sea burial. Took a ferry to the middle of nowhere. Witnessed my first sea burial. It wasn't like those chinese kung fu movies, with "Chang hai yi shen xiao" playing in the background, and the brother/homie of the deceased scattering the ashes into the sea. It's more like littering! They lowered the ashes into the sea via those pinkish coloured strings. WTF. Took a ferry back. Hehe. Went to my ah mah house and slack. That marked the end of 3 very....very...long days!

WTF. Just got news that my relative died. He is a close relative to me too. You know the uncle whom house I visit in Buona Vista? Yeah. Shit man. A thousand feelings seem to churn in me now. Regret and sadness. Regretted the times I messed up his house. Regretted the things I didn't say. Days ago, I was just talking with my mum about the great time we had in Medan, when me and my homies where still young. I was remembering him as the person who used the camcorder. We were also thinking about getting the VHS converted into CD and let everyone have a good laugh. At his house. SHIT MAN! My uncle died in China. WTF. Just 2 days ago, I felt a strange compulsion to go to his home. And my mum told me they wouldn't be there as he went to China. This is driving me crazy! He was the last person I would expect to......die? Though at his 60s, he would just go on vacations with us, and drink loads with us. Now he's gone. Fuck!!!! Must get a gripe on myself. Sorry for wasting you guys time.

Pope John II is dead. A moment of silence for a great man.






Even though you guys know my views against Christianity, the Pope is still a great man. He helped Jews escape Germany and basically changed Christianity into a religion which is more up to date and friendly. He also went against the priests who commited paedophile, which is a confirmed double chop +1. I might not agree with some of his views, like on contraceptions, but the pope is a humanitarian, and I will honour him for that. Thats all.

March 30, 2005
Cinema tickets to go up

FROM May 1, film-goers here have to pay more to watch a movie at the cinema.

Shaw Organisation, Eng Wah Organization and Golden Village will increase weekday tickets by 50 cents and weekend prices by S$1.

Currently, tickets cost about S$6 to S$7 on weekdays and S$8 to S$8.50 on weekends. After May 1, prices will range from $6.50 to $9.50.

Prices for senior citizens and students at selected weekday showtimes, which are now discounted, will also see slight increases. Rates vary for the different chains.

The three companies comprise the Cinematograph Film Exhibitors Association (CFEA).

Mr Shaw Vee King, managing director of Shaw Organisation and chairman of the association, said that the price hikes will help cover increased utility costs for exhibitors.

BOH BEH ZHAO! NAO HIA CHEESE PIE *BEEEEEP!!!* *CENSORED* *LING LONG!*!

Anti piracy my foot! Viva la Bit Torrent!

Come to think of it, I think this might be a conspiracy! First, the government passed the law to catch DLers, then Starhub increases the bandwidth, and the CFEA increase pricing! This will allow the government to earn more $$ by catching those who DL movies! WTF. First ciggerette price. Then movie price. Bus fare. What's next? Condom price? Neh neh. Gonna rebel against the cheng hu liao. Viva la revolution!!

Tremors have been detected in Singapore at 12:10 a.m. on 28 march 2005, due to an earthquake in Sumatra. Initial estimates put the magnitude of the earthquake to be about 7.5 on the Richter Scale and the location around 600 km west-southwest of Singapore.

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Damn disasters!

http://www.walrusmagazine.com/04/05/06/1929205.shtml

Interesting read. Geeks/Nerds/Hiap Seng/Eugene/Gamers only apply.

"

Things got even more interesting when Castronova learned about the "player auctions." EverQuest players would sometimes tire of the game, and decide to sell off their characters orvirtual possessions at an on-line auction site such as eBay. When Castronova checked the auction sites, he saw that a Belt of the Great Turtle or a Robe of Primordial Waters might fetch forty dollars; powerful characters would go for several hundred or more. And sometimes people would sell off 500,000-fold bags of platinum pieces for as much as $1,000.

As Castronova stared at the auction listings, he recognized with a shock what he was looking at. It was a form of currency trading. Each item had a value in virtual "platinum pieces"; when it was sold on eBay, someone was paying cold hard American cash for it. That meant the platinum piece was worth something in real currency. EverQuest's economy actually had real-world value.

He began calculating frantically. He gathered data on 616 auctions, observing how much each item sold for in U.S. dollars. When he averaged the results, he was stunned to discover that the EverQuest platinum piece was worth about one cent U.S. — higher than the Japanese yen or the Italian lira. With that information, he could figure out how fast the EverQuest economy was growing. Since players were killing monsters or skinning bunnies every day, they were, in effect, creating wealth. Crunching more numbers, Castronova found that the average player was generating 319 platinum pieces each hour he or she was in the game — the equivalent of $3.42 (U.S.) per hour. "That's higher than the minimum wage in most countries," he marvelled.

Then he performed one final analysis: The Gross National Product of EverQuest, measured by how much wealth all the players together created in a single year inside the game. It turned out to be $2,266 U.S. per capita. By World Bank rankings, that made EverQuest richer than India, Bulgaria, or China, and nearly as wealthy as Russia."

Woo! Why are you all still working? Go play Everquest!

Gently falling in love with her~

Hahah. The chalet is a success! The BBQ was one of the few which more then 20 people came. Good job Zhen Hao/Wen Ting for planning the chalet + BBQ~! Rock on! Really boh beh chao. Alright. Time to go to the library. Gotta return so books and borrow some more. See ya!

Lovaynn Kan singing Zui Hou Yi Chi~

1)First of all, I am really happy that Mr Hafiz is not my Science teacher. His teaching methods are brutal! 1000 times writing out the same old shit? NO WAY! I prefer a c6 for my science then get A1 for his Bio. He needs Anger Management course. ASAP.

2)Cheryl Tang. I mean, our class needs a scapegoat right? I remember the tymes where we always blame Cheryl for everything.....Ahhh....the good ole' days.

3)Canteen food. It is relatively tasty. Yeah. Used to look forward to Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. We have Fish Noodles! Or the Malay stall. Chicken rice rocks ok. With the MSG filled soup. Love it!

4)Bernard Chew. HE DESERVE A SPECIAL MENTION! He's the best DM imho. He doesn't shout like a certain teacher(read: 1), and at least respect you as an entity. He's lessons rocks too. Rubber ducky? 10/10! Salute!

5)Mr Shahril. Don't laugh Hiap Seng! Haha. I actually kinda respect him. Quite knowledgable. Hehe. Like his subtle way of busting people! Wu boh? BOA! Classic/10. His history lessons = slack + slack! Encore!

6)Mr Ranjit Singh. The man! Used to think that he's an deouchebag. But it all changed in 4E4......"time seems to move very slowly when you are in a hole with a wild leopard. By the way, all leopards are wild arh....." HAHAHA! His prank about the spiral staircase is also god damn funny! Gonna treat him to a jug of beer next tyme.

7)Dena Ong. LOL! Special mention. 'Cause I failed my PoA. Hehe. Sorry arh.

8)Mdm Loh! Woooo! A bit fierce. But nvm. I admit it arh 'cher. I always copy others homework and passup to you! Never do myself. Sorry arh. But I pass my math ok? But she's really funny! Sacarsm at its max!

9)Lai Kah Kin. Sorry. I don'ch ungersten j00. But I learned all my chem from your only student, so I owe you 1!

10)NG BUCK CHWEE! This guy's the best man! Teaches us chinese......"wen jun nen you ji duo chou? Cia shi yi jiang chun shui xiang dong liu!"(Ask an emperor what troubles him; it's like the river moving east every spring). See! I remember! This guy really understanding! But cannot scold vulgarities in front of him. Will get punished. Thanks for the KFC + pizza hut!

11)Irene. Whoah. <3. *starts fantasizing*

12)Lab tech auntie. Oi. Go and make out with Cheryl Tang la! NBCB! I HATE YOU! PAU TOH BU!

13)Mr Neo Tick Watt~ Haha. King of the empire TPSS. Fatherly, to a certain extend. I never smoke la! Don't owaz check my bag!

14)Michael Toh. Michael in the Bible is supposed to be the angel that guards of Virgin Mary for eternity. Michael in TPSS, is another story.......DM wanna be. Can only be OM. NEH NEH NI BU BU!!!!

15)Miss Leong. I hope you get married soon, yah?

16)Yu Feng. Miss you homie! This guy really the best! Brings a gun to school, played punk to Cheryl......Really miss him busting everyone! Good luck this year! GAMBATE!

17)The volleyball. Where art thou? This ball is our main entertainment in class! Can be used as a soccer ball, basketBall and whatever ball! I miss you!

18)Our sec 3 math relief teacher. I forgotten how you looked like(I only remember that you are fugly), but I remember what you said to us! "What tyme are you all going to wake up? 1 o clock? 2 o clock? It's term 2!" Still brings a smile to my face. One think. I only wake up at 12 o clock.

19)Miss Chong. You look like that person in King Of Gamblers 3! Forgotten his name. Yan Xing should be. Take care miss!

20)School tie. The person who invented this must be in Hell now for suffocating us all. Ugly piece of shit. On a side note, it can be used as a whip! SM!!! Don't put this under the OHP. The tie will melt.

21)Which reminds me. OHP! This piece of ancient technology is still in every class! If this stuff gets faulty, you gotta go to 4E3 to borrow 1. Hate that.

22)SCHOOL TABLE! I owe you a lot for making my bag the lightest! Every year, I only bring 1 pen(sometimes, it is other people's pen) and a few worksheets! I can draw pictures on you too! AISHITERU! HAHA!

23)And lastly, everyone in 4E4. You guys are a part of me, never to be replaced. Been through a lot in 2 years, and even though I might have bust you before, don't take it to heart ok? Rock on people. Rock on. Together 4Ev4.

bleh. Really dissapointed with some people. Can't do work properly. Sighz. Ass siaz! So much to 12-6 will arrive at my house. And also at some other people. Won't point fingers. 'Cause I'm not in the position of power anyway. Really a disappointing day.
On a lighter note, oh wait. No lighter note today. Fucking off right now. Bye.

*Jay Chou sings Hui Dao Guo Chi in the background....*

1. You grew up watching He-man, Transformers, Silver hawk an Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, Ninja turtles and Smurfs too.

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a coloured mug. The teachers said you must brush each side10 times too.

3. You know what's Bin(1) Fen(1) Ba (1) San(1) is all about.

4. You know what SBC stands for.

5. You were there when the first chinese serial, the Awakening was shown on TV. You know who is "Ai Yo Yo Lao Shi"

6. Internet? What the hell is that? So you thought a decade or more ago.

7. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.

8. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushion is red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEEP! when pressed. There are colourful tickets for TIBS buses. The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole on the ticket.

9. Your favourite actor and actress is Huang Wenyong and Xiangyun. Next is Lee Nanxing and Zoe Tay and the Aiyoyo woman.

10. You've probably read Young Generation magazine. You know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.

11. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

12. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.

13. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.

14. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.

15. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack) and Ding Dang(50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, wherethe lollipop is the diamond on the ring and "Di Kam", which you'll win small to big bells, etc.

16. You watched TV2(also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.

17. All that you know about Cantonese is from the Hong Kong serials you watched on TV2.

18. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read. Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.

19. Civics and Moral Education was "Hao3 Gong1 Min2".

20. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you use metal forks and knives.

21. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME WAS 'super white'...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien relative.

22. Catching was the IN thing and twist the magic word.

23. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.

24. CDIS was your best friend.

25. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellisedcharacters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.

26. Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.

27. Boys loved to play soccer with small tennis balls in the basketball court or play something that uses tennis ball to hit other players known as "HUM TAM BOLA" during recess /after school

28. Hopskotch, five stones,chateh and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too...

29. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important plants of our lives.

30. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, eternalized in our minds from the textbooks. Even Mr Willy.

31. You did stupid exercises like seal crawl and frog jumps.

32. Every children's day and national day you either get pins or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1993' or dumb files with Happy National Day 1994'.

33. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister and brother.

34. Chinese teachers were always old, boring and damn fierce looking.

35. Your form teacher taught you maths, science and english.

36. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.

37. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.

38. Famous Chinese singers were only Jacky Cheung, Andy Lau, Aaron Kwok and Leon Lai.

39. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.

40. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.

41. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday.

42. During class gatherings, parents always tag along in case someone gets lost at Orchard Road.

43. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.

44. Handkerchiefs were a must for both genders

45. Collecting notebooks and all kinds of stationery was a popular thing.

46. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", and small poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch. Friend like you, hard to forget".

47. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"

48. You play "Bottle caps" and erasers with various countries' flags printed on them.

49. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried.

50. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable.

This week =>Nothing to blog about. The usual stuff! Gaming, slacking at home and planning out next chalet! Woo. Sounds boring? Yeah. Dead on. Got myself a new mp3 player. Bought it during the IT show. Didn't manage to take photos tho. Packed like sardines. Bought the same as Eugene! Hahah! Ok. Don't waste Google hardrive's space. Bye.

After being asked to do some soul searching by a hard-line Christian, I still did not see the the so called "holy within" or something. Maybe my soul is just too tainted. Yeah right.

Why do they keep asking me to become one of them? One of those hard-liners who turned the Church into a country club? Is this the way to treat a place where a person could at least find some peace? Blasphemy I say! This people turned a religion, a teaching into something warped, into something which just brings more pain to others. I've known hard-liners who forced their parents to join them by saying that "We would not attend a non-christian funeral" at their parents deathbed. There's a thin line between religious fervour, and a brainwashed zealots. These hard-liners crossed it. I've known hard-liners to disown their brothers and sisters, just because they do no suscribe to their beliefs. Read the 4th commandments which Moses accepted from God.

"Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee."

How about the Catholics?
"Honor thy Father and thy Mother."

Hebrew anyone?
"Honour thy father and thy mother; in order that thy days may be prolonged upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee."

Yeah. Trust those people to break God's commandments. And they said they are peace loving. Bullcrap. Look at this. Statistics shown that 1/2 of the world suscribe to the same God(Christianity-God. Catholic=God. Muslim-Allah. Jews=Yahweh.) Yet it is this 1/2 of the world that hates each other, that tries to slaughter each other. Is this correct? Does it matter what name you call your God? God is an entity who bears many faces, different looks, for he is omnipotent. Yet, because of what you call your God, the way you show respect to him, that you people pick up arms to maim, to kill each other. Is this correct? so much for "love thy neighbour as if thy neighbour is thy brother" or something like that. Or what about "Thou shalt not kill."? Does this commandment only applies to those who suscribe to your faith?

More to come.

Been a marvelous week for me! Got my results on Monday? Expected me to go to ITE. But I didn't. Got 15 points. That's an insane improvement! Hehe! Then at night, I went to meet ma homies for a Genting trip. Took 6 hours to reach there? Hmm. Reached there at about 4 o clock. Me and James can't enter the casino, we can't check in into our hotel until 12 o clock, and none of the shops are open! Great! We wondered around and this prostitiute asked us if we wanna get a massage :P! HAHAH! Scared got AIDS/HIV arh. Sorry. Then I tried to enter the casino.

Me-*Tries to enter*
Security-You got IC?
Me-Never bring
Security-No IC go out.

WTF. James was laughing tiu BTH! Went to Starbucks to drink some coffee. Lost something there. Hmm. Then we went to the Arcade! Believe it or not, that day was the first tyme I danced Para Para! Hmm. I didn't wanna do it in SG cos everytyme someone dance, a crowd will gather. But there is not a soul in the arcade, so I tried it. Easy game! HAHAH! 1st try = 81% hit rate! Or maybe I just dance like Michael Jackson. So we went to check in. The hotel room stinks of ciggerettes! Got the room guy to clean. Watched a DVD. We Were Brothers I think. Nice movie. Went to have dinner. Had chicken rice. Alright la. Hehe. We then went to the LAN shop. Sucks man! 10 bucks PH? NVM. Small price to pay for internet access and friendster.

SECOND DAY

Woke up at about 10 +? Bathed and brushed my teeth! Went to the theme park. Hmm. Alright la. Corkscrew and all the usual. Went back to the hotel. Watched DVDs again:P Watched A Knight's Tale and Tao Xue Wei Long? Both are really nice. Then went to the shooting range? I'd won James! HAHAH! Ate at the cafe. Quite nice. Went back to the hotel. Watched Unbreakable. It's alright. I didn't even know the show ended! Bleh. Went to sleep.

Third Day

Bathed. Gathered at the lobby with the homies? Then we went to take the cable car back to the bottom of the bloody hill. Ate some stuff. Went up the bus! Didn't manage to sleep as the seats suck. Me and James were bitching about a lot of stuff! Very funny! Hehe! Can't type them here. Nationalist:P Reached Singapore at about 9.30. Ate Nasi Lemak. Bleh.

OMG. Getting results later. This feeling is even more hardcore then the feeling before a performance. Hmm. Hope I can get average results? Average. Cause I just wanna conform with society for once. Bleh. Gonna go late later. Why? 'Cos I don't wanna see Mr Shahril's and Ng Buck Chwee looks? Have a feeling that I am gonna dissapoint them. Shucks!

Anyway, me, eug, c1, ZH and Van played MahJhong today. Hmm. The forfeit was doing pushups. Did around 100+? Was the unlucky recipient of Van's Ping Hu. Damn! 32 pushups on the go! Hehe! Went to eat. Ate laksa? Yum! Then went to the top storey of EP to slack. Talked about stuff.

Heh. Bye.

Reading Ker Siang's award winning post, I have some thoughts about the issues he touched upon.

All boys and men are longkang fish

Hahah. Look at yourself before you make any comments! Most don't look like Utada Hikaru.
Nor Lindsay Lohan. Most look more like this.

In other words, if foreign women want the Singapore man, they can have him.

Yeah sure. If foreign women all look like Lindsay Lohan(see above) or Utada Hikaru(Ditto), I want them too! Yeah sure. Most of them don't have the charm or sexiness of the two ladies above, but hey! There are bound to be some who have at least a little bit of C&S in them!

Not Romantic

The world ain't Sweet Valley mate. Wake up your ideas. Smell the salt.

EASILY INTIMIDATED

Marketing and operations manager Gina Tan, 30, said: 'My local boyfriends felt intimidated by my previous job as an executive with a record company. They feared that my career was going to take off. One even told me not to further my studies and always feared that I was on the look-out for someone smarter, which was never the case.

'It's like if you're a woman and you have an opinion, then you must be avoided like the plague.'

Ms Tan, who married her French boyfriend of six years last year, said: 'Local men need to be more open-minded. A woman with strong opinions should be seen as a welcome challenge so both individuals can grow from the relationship, and not as a threat to their masculinity.'


Seemed that you dated arseholes. As the saying goes, birds of the same feathers flock together. Read between the lines. What sort of person would be afraid that his significant other will be better then him? In my opinion(and I think that most of the boys I know) would prefer someone who can at least have an interesting conversation with.

RIGID

Teacher Natalie Ang, 35, said: 'Local men have a fixed idea about what they want their wives to be - pretty, mild-mannered, even subservient. And if you don't fit such rigid criteria, they're not interested in going the extra mile to get to know you.'

Bank officer Shirley Teo, 32 said: 'Their life seems set in stone the minute they leave school - find a job that can pay for the medium-sized car, HDB flat and children's education. That isn't a bad thing if you're looking for stability and predictability.

'But it's absolute hell if you're the type who looks for excitement and different experiences.'


Hmm. Can't comment on that. Have not been in society for too long. Different generation I guess. But sounds like a stereotype to me.

TOO SOFT

Singapore men are just not tough enough.

'My ex-boyfriend's mother would clean his room in the university hostel. After graduation, I realised how much of a mama's boy he was when he refused to go backpacking with me as his mother wouldn't be there to wash his clothes,' said civil servant Janice Lee, 27.


Whoah. You guys ask for too much. If men were like this, would you like it? Or like this, how would you feel? Sure, your boyfriend is an arsehole, but times have changed man. Tough men have lost their standing in society, as *females* call them chauvinists. Make up your mind buster.


*This article is made with satyr in mind and the author holds no responsibility for any breakups or quarrels with your significant other.*

"The clock ticks life away; it's so unreal!"

Why do Linkin' Park music always remind me of my future? So the day of Apoclaypse is drawing near, and frankly, I am damn nervous. There's this rumor floating around that if you get the teaching thingy, you got 17 points or something. I didn't get it, and well, damn. And there's only space for 50% of this years candidates to go to the PolyTechnics. If I flunk, I will just blow my flutes at Tampines Interchange. Serious.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3023837

I hope you die fucking pedophile!

Anyway. Loads of stuff happened this week? Spent valentine's day playing mahjong with my homies. Spent tuesday at home. Went to school with emily on Wednesday! Loads of stuff happened on that day too. Did I do the right thing? 1 bird in hand better then 2 in the bush? I chose the 2. Sighz. Might lose someone I care for. Damn.

Happy new year to everyone! Now it's 5 am in the morning. Just back home. Went out with Emily and Eugene. Loads of stuff now on my head. Questions? Hmm. Questioning what the hell am I doing. Living in the past? Or just finding something? What the hell am I talking about anyway. Never mind. Yeah. Class meeting on Sunday. Ask Wen Ting for details on where to meet and what tyme. Ciao.

It will be the lunar new year soon and frankly speaking, I'm not that excited. It's not that I despise money. It is because of some unsavoury relatives! I have to visit people I only see once a year(and that annual event is coming right up) and face questions like:

"Eh, le eh kia sieh guai hor!" (question is directed to my mum)

then my mum will have to say something like

"buah lah."

Then they will ask me like

"le tiong ji huh"

then I will tell them my age and what school I attend. Then the punchline will be everyone saying in union that I look like a kid. Bleh. Then I have to sit on the sofa and everyone will look at my family as if we were a display at the museum or zoo. Can't blame them though, they will give me cash which I desperately need. As the old saying goes, "Beggars can't be choosers."

I had my reunion dinner with my folks last Saturday. Had it in a seafood restaurant at Changi. And let me say from experience. Heineken is not English Ale. It is one of the most damaging substance to your body! I had helluva fun drinking on Saturday but I faced the consequences on Sunday which is a bloody sore throat. Too heaty! I'm gonna go back to drinking English Ale instead of beer. If you guys wanna drink some, go to http://www.thebeerclub.com.sg to order some:P (shameless advertisement!)

Yeah. The folks will be going to have a reunion this Sunday. Make sure all 4E4 gathers! That's it. I'm gonna bathe. Need to cut + dye my hair for the upcoming new year. Cheerios! Not gonna waste time wishing you all a prosperous New Year. No one cares. We care about money:P

Bush's world map!

This week like quite enjoyable! Monday went to watch Meet The Fockers with Eliz. Hahah! Really nice show! Then on tuesday went down to the 'hood. Met James and Johann? Hmm. Friday went to KBOX with my homies James, Johann and Bei Bei! Sang songs and whatnot. In the end, James blared the song Mr Vain! HAHAH! Then he ended up forgetting to get his handphone. Oh yeah. On thursday I attended my friends father's wake. Sad. He is of my age and his father passed away. Went down there. Met old friends like Yu Feng and Royston? Talked a lot. But nvm. Today I fell sick! Stupid kuku! Went to see a doctor! That kuku doctor decided to poke me with a needle! ARGH! I hate injections! Then slept all day. Just wake up. Then my ma went to taipei today? So the house is empty for 5 days! OMG!

I want a Jesus Needler!!!

Just got hold of these pictures of NORTH KOREA! Woo!

Life is 1 big irony!

Wow. Long tyme never blog! These few days busy arh. Singapore won the Tiger Cup, and there is a stack of comics for me to read! Woot! Shaman King is the best! And I've got another book to read. So yep. If I don't go online, it's because I'm reading or slacking. Got a set of anime to watch too. Chobits. They said it's a damn touching anime. Look forward to watching it!

http://www.magister.msk.ru/library/politica/hitla002.htm

MEIN KAMPF!

Whoah 4 days never blog. But first of all,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY!

having that said, the next thing is, I quit my job. Why. Ok. Picture this. I have to work at Buona Vista, offices hours. So I have to wake up in 6 in the bloody morning to catch the bloody train at 7, to reach there by 8 or worse, then take a bloody bus to a bloody techno-park. Sounds good? No? Then picture this. Filings. Think Mr Singh and Mdm Loh. Filings. Paper. Theirs is chicken feet compared to DoctorsLab.Inc. 1 box contains 1000 or more pieces of paper. I got to file them all! According to numerical order, whether the paper has a request for HIV or whatever. So each box takes 1 hour to complete. I've done 5 boxes worth of files in 2 days. About 7k pieces of paper. Give or take. What's more, they keep stressing that filing must be done perfectly. Or else this HIV patient or that person that requires FWSH will have to wait, thus losing money for that company, and worst come to worst, lost the permit for the company. And they give me a timeframe of 1 hour for everybox. So I have to rush, and keep it perfect! THANK YOU! After 500 pieces of paper, your migraine starts to trigger. Not unusual, because you have to see digits like "5104317" and "7693125". And you start the day with a bang, because you woke up at 6 o clock! Whoah! Thats not the end. You have to type those stuff out! Weee! So you have to type out the patients' names, I/C number, CLinic Reference Number and billing information. So, a Clinic with a name of:

Dr.Low and Sons Clinic
123 Tampines Central 5

Has to be decoded into "DL3TC". 1 wrong alphabet, and the bill goes to another person, thus ruining DoctorsLab incorporated. Wow. Then the names. Some of the patients names are like:

Muthusamy A/L Watashiwa Bakada Desu

Something like that. With I/C number of 532459012. And often, Mr Muthu has the worst handwriting to grace the planet. So you have to decode it. And all of these people went for HIV checkup! WTF! If even 1/4 of those gets HIV, Geylang will suffer the consequences! So, please use good contraceptives. Oh. Then, there are all the usual office politics. People say that I and Hock Yew got in because of another person, then blah blah blah. Ah shucks.

So, to summarise my rant, I quit. Yep.

Hmm. Back to blogging again! This week really nice! A lot of advancement! Got a job at buona vista. Erm. With Hock Yew. As a typist. How nice!! Then on Tuesday or whatever, I am gonna get myself an Ipod! . Can store loads on bullshit inside! Yeah! Cos there is this promotion for Ipods? 20 bucks? 1 Ipod. But you need to use NETS to buy at least 80 dollars of goods. So. Yep. 100 bucks actually. Gonna buy some clothes too. New Year's coming up! Last Friday Mr Ng treated me and Chow Yong to Pizza Hut! Hahah~! Nice meal! Cause NBC very humorous! HAHAHA! Ok. Don't lame about. Gotta eat something.

My mp3 died! Argh! It's like your best friend's demise! I mean, that piece of nifty gadget played songs for me, went through rain and shine with me, and experienced life with me, and now my Rhomba MX100 died! It is a unique relationship between man and machine. She was like a real woman; if you managed to diss her off, she will refuse to work and give you hell until she knows you are in near death condition. I'm sorry.

Anyway, we went to KBOX just now. Can say that we sang the hell out of that place. Mostly we sang Jay Chou's songs. I've always been listening to his slow songs like An Jing( Silence) and whatever, but this is the first tyme I ever sang his songs at a Karaoke session. Damn. Can relate to his songs. I mean, why did she kill my feelings, then bring it up again? Why did she stilled my heart, but the wanna make it love again? Whaoh. These phrases just come out of my head from nowhere. Damnit. True love never dies. YEAH. RIGHT. Those bards/loremasters who sang about love being innocent/sweet should be shot. I've only experienced it for a little while and my God, I'm hurting like nobody's business already. Maybe love indeed was innocent during Medieval times. But not today. Not gonna rant. Already out of topic.

So we sang songs like An Jing and Jie Kou. SAng Jay Chou's songs for some 2 hours. Then Ivy decided to sing her songs. LOL. Then we sang some duets? Guang Huai Fang Shi/Ai De Zhen Hao. Don't ask me about the quality of the songs. We've been singing for about 3-4 hours straight by the tyme the duet starts. No more vocal control. XD. But now I'm broke. Left about 2 bucks. IVY! YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS! ARHH!!!!

Sorry for the interruption! HERES A NEWS FLASH!

RANJIT

Gender: Masculine Usage: Indian Extra Info: Related Names Options: Contribute Information

Means either "coloured" or "charmed, delighted" in Sanskrit. A famous bearer was Ranjit Singh, the founder of a Sikh kingdom that covered most of the Punjab and Kashmir.

XD to the MAX!

ZECHARIAH (Zach Lau Yang Lun)

Gender: Masculine Usage: Biblical Pronounced: ze-ka-RIE-a [key] Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes, Comments Options: Contribute Information

From the Hebrew name Zekaryah which meant "YAHWEH remembers". Zechariah was a minor prophet of the Old Testament, author of the Book of Zechariah. This is also the name of the father of John the Baptist in the New Testament, who was temporarily made dumb because of his disbelief.

For those who dunno, YAHWEH is God. Hahah.

IVY

Gender: Feminine Usage: English Pronounced: IE-vee [key] Extra Info: Popularity Options: Contribute Information

Means simply "ivy" from the name of the climbing plant that has small yellow flowers.

Bleh. No fun.

VANESSA

Gender: Feminine Usage: English Pronounced: va-NES-a [key] Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes, Comments Options: Contribute Information

Invented by author Jonathan Swift. He arrived at it by rearranging the initial syllables of the first name and surname of Esther Vanhomrigh, his close friend. Vanessa was later used as the name of a genus of butterfly.

No fun!

LYNN (root word of Lyncia)

Gender: Feminine & Masculine Usage: English Pronounced: LIN [key] Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes Options: Contribute Information

From an English surname which derives from Welsh llyn "lake". It can also be a short form of LINDA or names which end in lyn or line.

Nice!

NOVIA (root word of Novi)

Gender: Feminine Usage: Spanish Pronounced: NO-vyah [key] Options: Contribute Information

Means "girlfriend" in Spanish.

Hahah! Can call her stead liao!

ALICE (Li Ping)

Gender: Feminine Usage: English, French Pronounced: AL-is (English), a-LEES (French) [key] Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes, Name Days Options: Contribute Information

Short form of the Old French Adelais, itself a short form of Adalheidis (see ADELAIDE). This is the name of the heroine of Lewis Carroll's 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' and 'Through the Looking Glass'. Cool!!!!! ELIZABETH Gender: Feminine Usage: English, Biblical Pronounced: ee-LIZ-a-beth [key] Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes, Websites, Comments Options: Contribute Information From Elisabet, the Greek form of the Hebrew name Elisheba meaning "my God is an oath" or perhaps "my God is abundance". In the New Testament this is the name of the mother of John the Baptist. It was also borne by the 12th-century Saint Elizabeth, a daughter of King Andrew II of Hungary who became a Franciscan nun and lived in poverty. It was also the name of a ruling queen of England and an empress of Russia. Famous modern bearers include the British queen Elizabeth II and actress Elizabeth Taylor. Amen. CHERYL Gender: Feminine Usage: English Pronounced: SHER-il, CHER-il [key] Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes Options: Contribute Information Meaning unknown, perhaps a blend of CHERIE and BERYL No wonder we dunno what's she teaching. Gender: Masculine Usage: English, Jewish, Biblical Pronounced: jer-e-MIE-a [key] Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes Options: Contribute Information From the Hebrew name Yirmeyahu which meant "YAHWEH has uplifted". This was the name of one of the major prophets of the Old Testament, author of the Book of Jeremiah and (supposedly) the Book of Lamentations. He lived to see the Babylonian destruction of Jerusalem in the 6th century BC. Amen. Serious. KK. Tmr then post more.

Now listening to:Xing Qing. JAcky Cheung rendition. NICE! Later going to KBOX. Sing three blind mice or something. Hahah. Cos bored. Lol. Later everyone going to JC/School except my fellow slackers! heheh! Nowadays been going out to party/thon. Hahah. Lovin' it! With my homies Pin Chen, Randy, Eugene, Zhen Hao, Ivy, and Xing Xiang. So basically, I have no job, and I am enjoying the hell of my holidays. Hahah. Idle hands are the devil's workshop? KK. No tyme to lose. Gotta go game. Nitez peeps!

Back to blogging after 2 days! YTD went out with Ah Chen, Zhen Hao, Wee Keat, Ivy, adn Xuan Rong out to this countdown. At the Esplanade. Quite fun. Cos talked cock all the way? Heheh. No tyme to blog that liao. So fast forward to today! Heheh. Went to Eugene house. Then went to TM to walk around for nothing? Then go back to Eugene house. Played games. Then lame around. Came back. Tmr will be Sunday! My last day. After that I give up? Hahah. Feel more happy then 3 months ago. Sorry if you all dunno what I'm talking about. Just let me rant ok? So basically after tmr, I will NO LONGER do anything else, except when SOMEONE ELSE does it first. If SOMEONE ELSE don't do anything else, then FINE! Just go find another SOMEONE ELSE! Reads easier then done, but never mind. So that's my New Year Resolution. Nitez everyone. Gotta go bathe + take off the bloody contact lenses!

Gonna be 5 o clock soon. And I thought it is just 4:P Can't sleep? Thinking about someone. Hate it when people give you the cold shoulder. I mean, if I done something wrong, please tell me or something la. At least I know I've done something wrong. Not blaming you anyway. Most likely, I've done something wrong. I know myself. Far better then anyone else. These few days I kept going to Eugene house? Played KOTOR II and Halo 2 . Heh. Fun. 4 controllers = kickarse. Simon's going later. So I wanna party! Alright. Nitez everyone.

Heh. Blogging again. Earthquake hit SEA region. Killed a lot of people. I am gonna have a 10 line worth of silence for them.









OK. Then, what's even worse is that some arseholes tried to exploit the number of deaths and grief by saying:OMGLIEKWTFBBQLOL! The Bible predicted this! Armegeddon is near! Then they quote Matthew whatever. Bleh. I remembered when I was primary 6. Some smart "Christian" told me that the world will end that year. 'Cos of some Celestial Body nearing Earth or something. Hey guess what? Look at the year now! IT'S 2004!!! Earth didn't explode or something. No wide spread Apocalypse. This disaster is not the second coming of the Messiah or something. So DUH!

Happy birthday Jesus! You are now(according to the Georgian Calendar) 2004 years old! WOOHOOO! 2 milennia and 4 years and still going strong! Enjoy your day Jesus!

Happy Birthday to Vanessa! Hahah! 16 liao! Finally can watch NC16! Yep. Today Christmas Eve. Went out with ma parents. Boozed abit. Then went to look at parrots? Cos' my parents wanna buy 1! Hehe! So next tyme if you come my house, I can treat you all to curry Parrot! Heheh! Gonna teach that bird how to scold vulgarities. In different languages too. Maybe I will teach it how to sing Jay Chow songs! HAHA! That will be so cool!

Aiyoooh! Just wake up! Heheh! My brother just got back his school posting stuff. Going to some Unity Secondary School @ the North I think! GL HF! Heheh!

Biang wehz. Just wake up. Hahah! Today just come back from thon @ PRP! Heh. Go to meet KS, Sim and Van at Pasir ris MRT station. Then because PC not back yet, we went to ZH's house! Played GTA:SA. Ah long kept spanking me:P Haha! Then went to PC house with Ivy, ZH, KS, Sim and Van! Took the lift. Didn't knew that the person inside the lift was PC's dad! FUNNY! Then took the stuff and went to PRP. Start the fire. Then let everyone come. Like suddenly those who say chop stamp come end up never come. So duh. Haha. Then decided to thon there? Go walk around. Then found 1 breakwater or headland or whatever to sit there. Actually sat there for 4 hours! Haha! Then go makan. Back home. Sleep.

Can't sleep. A lot on my mind. Sighz. Just now my parents went to Church. My aunt invited them there. Can't say they enjoyed themselves. The pastor there said something like:

We christians get judged in heaven, while you chinese get judged in hell!

WTF. Don't tell me he is not a chinese. Insanity. A chinese denouncing his chineseness. That pastor said that he quit the music industry and became a pastor for some weird reason. Oh, the irony is that he sang chinese songs. Heheh. Denouncing his chineseness indeed. What's more, he gave his sermon in chinese! WTF. No matter how good your english is, whether you are educated in Oxford or Harvard, no matter how westernised you are, you ARE still a chinese. What's wrong with being a Chinese anyway? We are one of the earliest civilisations and whatnot. Give China 10 more years, and lo and behold! Another superpower! This is also the case in many people I seen. Speaking english with a fake accent. Acting all high class. Thinking that those who speak Mandarin is inferior. WTF. This is wrong. Renouncing your race just like that.

Sighz. Just came back home. That job I found YTD sucks. They said something about a roadshow. Yeah. RIIIGGGHHHTTT. In the end, they asked me to sell tickets. Some charity tickets somemore. WTF. So much for 500 bucks a week huh motherfucker? I won't cheat some poor kids just because I want 500 bucks per week. Roadshow indeed. I think Zhen Hao is pissed for me not taking the job. I don't want it. It is morally wrong! I may smoke, sweaR or booze or whatever, but I won't cheat some kids! Law of the Street. Heh. So in the end, Yu Wen, Novi and Xing Xiang didn't take the job. Guess we have to find another job. Bleh.

So boring! Haiz! Just 1 month into the holidays and I am complaining! Just got a job. Tmr going to training. Do what roadshow stuff 1. Argh. So bored! Not like this during the Ol December holidays when we were still in secondary school. Because last tyme you still know that WTF, there is still school! But now nope. Sibei sianz! Hope I can buy World Of Warcraft next month/week! So can kill some time! Heh. Gotta go.

Many people asked me why I hate christians. Nope. In fact, I admire those true christians like Mr Jaren and JieYi! Do they ask me to join them in church? Nope. Do they say that I will suffer in hell for all of eternity because I don't believe that Jesus is the saviour? Nope. What I like is that they respect others for their choice of their beliefs, may it be Taoism, Buddhism, Muslim, Hinduism or Wicca or whatever. Not those arseholes who harrass you when you walk across the street and start to say:

Hello, this is Jim, and I'm Luke, today, what I am going to tell you will change your life! Let me tell you about our saviour, Jesus, who died on the cross for our sins and got ressurected!

Then they proceed to do some magic tricks with a piece of paper. Do something about a cross and whatnot. Or even worse, they try to disguise what they wanna say by saying:

Hey! I have something really fun for you all to do! It's a YOUTH camp! When I ask them, the truth surface and OMG, it is a CHURCH camp!

You people might say that I'm biased against Christians, but let me tell you this. If Zikry ask me to become a Muslim, I will swear at him too.

Let me just say this. There are many ways to God.

ARGH! Finally got about to dyeing my hair. Dyed it reddish brown(or is it brownish red?)! Heheh. Went to cut hair with Van. To ZH aunt's house? Hahah! The kid there very funny! Gangsta 1! Hehe! Then after dying and cutting, we went pasir malam(with ZH and Ivy)! Haha! Then balek kampung. See you all. At Class BBQ. Homies for life!

Hmm. Its 1.47 AM now. Loads of things happening this week. My cousin came to stay at my house. They will be going home later. Bleh. Then there's this class BBQ. Hard to plan. Partly because of work(by others, not me) and other conflicting issues such as concerts and what-not. ECP is fully booked. Argh. Then Betty has some concert to attend, so we can't book the pit at her house. Which leaves......Pasir Ris Park. Our last hope. Our last beacon of light!!! I got this feeling that this will be the last BBQ which our class gonna have. So much for homies for life. Just got an SMS from Abigail? She asked me to join my ex-class gathering. As if I will go. Clash with this BBQ. Yeah. My uncle called me just now. He asked me if I wanna work? Hmm. Work at Tang Ren Jie Noodle Stall. Gotta wash bowls? Hmm. Considering. My bro done it b4. He said the job is tough. But WTF. What else can I do? The bloody human resource didn't call me. Signed a bloody contract with them too. Heheh. Should I sue :-P KK. Gotta go bathe. And sleep. Nite homies.

Heh. Just finished setting up "camp" at my computer room. My cousins(3 of them) decided to stay at my house. So as a good host, I relinquished my bed to them. Heh. I could sleep at the sofa, but liddat no fun!! So I erm...Set up camp at my com room! Now the com room is equipped with 1 cooler box, a lot of cushions, 1 sleeping bag, and a very tired KJ. Bleh. Human Resource said that they finding job. Argh. I need a job. I want that graphic card. Grr.

Just came back from Malaysia. Can't say I enjoyed myself thoroughly.

Day 1:
Woke up at 6+. Bathed. Without using heater. Cos the heater is faulty! ARH! Heh! Went to this hotel to take a bus to KL. Took a 5 hour trip to KL. Then went to the Hotel Corus for check in and some bullshit. Went to the Twin Towers! Bought a nice book. Angels and Demons. By Dan Brown. Author of Da Vinci Code. Nice read! Then went back. Did I mention that the bloody tower will shake? Suxk. Then went back to the hotel. Went for dinner. Lok lok! Then this funny 2 man band played some nice songs! Speedy Gonzalez and such. Really nice. Malaysian Idols! Then I drank a lot of beer. The beer is thin anyway. Then went back to the hotel. Went for cocktail/beer again. At the pub. This fucking band called Brown Sugars decided to play! They Suxk! Then this ang moh decided to dance....he suxk too. Then went back to the room. Slept.

Day 2.

Went out early. Had breakfast. Then went to my erm...mum's hometown! At Sempang. Went there for steamboat. Everyone was so happy. Then went to my mum's old home. Whoah. The interior design was so old school! Heheh! Yep. Found out something really funny! You know that fat guy in sec 3 this year? Who tagged along with Yu Feng? He's my relative!!! ARGH! HAHA! Discovery! Haha! Then went to this wedding. My uncle's. Erp. Everyone decided to sing those oldies on stage. They have no vocal control! Their singing is subpar, mediocre and whatever! Then after eating, decided to go take this van back to the hotel. My gramps decided to lead the way by ordering the van driver around KL. As expected, we got lost. Luckily, I was in the taxi behind the van. Or else.....Went bAck to the hotel room. Bathed. Slept.

Day 3
TERRIBLE DAY! Woke up. Went for breakfast. I must have ate something wrong.YTD. cos I felt weird. Sick. Then started to vommit. A lot. Then my mum decided to give me some medicine to stop the vommiting. Made me feel worse. Then somehow, they decided to go Genting! ARGH! Then took the van to Genting. Vommited more. Took the cable car. Vommited more. Then found some place at New World Plaza for me to vommit in peace. I stayed there for 4++ hours. Not the best. Then I asked my bro to buy a gift for a special somebody! Heh. Then went back to the hotel. Vommited more. Then found a place in the lobby to sleep. Slept for 2 hours. Woke up with a terrible headache. Vommited some more. Then took a bus back to Singapore. Felt really ill on the bus. Vommited. Can't even stand straight. Slept on the bus. Dreamt of something weird. Must be the disease! Then someone I dunno called me sylvester.....Biang weh. Pek cek siaz. Came back on the next day. Slept.

I hate going out and falling sick! ARGH!

Yep. YTD was the Big Day. Graduation Night. All the girls look....erm...spiffy? Yep. That's the word. The guys all yandao! Hehe! Go there saw Novi and Yu Wen. Both looked so pretty~ Yep. Then went up. Ate some stuff. Zul got Saboed into becoming a gal! Hahah! Then erm....There was this band. Alright. MR Neo made a long speech. I followed tradition and I didn't listened to his BS. Then ate some more? Mr Singh said I looked like Sylvester(Who incidentally, lost to Taufik). Bleh. Enough of the sly comments! Last week I got a lot liaoz! Then there was this dance. Boo. Oh yeah. Forgot. Zul made the best speech ever! He deserves a Pulitzer and a Nobel Prize! Then in the middle....I was like thinking, WTF. Why she can't come. I didn't notice that I was daydreaming until Zikry asked me why I was so sad. Damn. Must keep my thoughts aside! Which reminded me of what Mr Shahril told me. " A person as cynical and pessismistic as you will find it hard to find love. You think everyone is lying to you." No! I intend not for this stuff to happen! I DEFY YOU!!! Haha! Ok. Enough bullshit. Then took a lot of photos of nearly everyone! Then I found out I lost my certs....and emily's SPH geog challenge cert....SHIAT! I gonna commit seppeku soon. Gtg.

Just completed Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. Great game! The game highlights the unsung heroes of war, the spies, and the sacrifices of those true patriots, giving their lives to the Cause. Really touching. Those who have a PS2 and did not play or buy it, e.g: Vanessa, please. Do yourself a favour. Play it. A true miracle in the art of Game Design. A Mona Lisa in the gaming industry. A breakthrough in story-telling and gaming. In short, Hideo Kojima is a genius. A truely talented man. If I was a woman, I will be glad to have his love child! Enough bullshit. Just buy that game.

Argh. After o levels liek lost your meaning of life liaoz. Nothing to do at home. Just wake up, bathe, eat and play! Nothing! I hope that new job can keep me on my toes arh. Or else at 30 years old got Alzheimer's Disease liaoz. KK. Gotta go.

Yesterday signaled the end of the O Levels. A milestone in life? I think so. After the last paper, I went to this place called P-Serv HR Company to get the contract. So yes. I got the job. Can say that the job is great. But the job don't allow me to highlight my hair red. That suxk. Never mind. Then after that went home. Slept for about....4 hours? Then went out again to Bugis to meet Emily! Erm. Because I kept listening to music, I overshot. LOL! Sotong! Then went back to bugis from City Hall. Then went there. Talked to Xin Zi and Gang. Then me and her went to Clarke Quay. Erm. Then go there walk along Singapore River =P Talked about a lot of stuff. Told her a lot of my stuff too. Those I don't talk about in school? Then walked to what shopping center. Go shopping? Looked at those Woodcraft stuff and other things. Nice? Then after that decided to go to Chijmes? The pub church. Walked there and talked about a lot of stuff more? Like how money changers always are Indians......Then went to Chijmes. Walked around? The pubs there the ambience quite nice! Then walked around Chijmes. Sat at a well with her and talked? She told me the entire story of the movie the Sisters there! That place really reminded me of Final Fantasy:7. In the scene where Tifa talked to Cloud......Whoah. Really nice! Then went back to Tampines. Got ourselves ice-cream? Then sent her home! Then had a really long walk back home. But I like that walk. Enough time to recollect my thoughts I think. That got back.

Erm today's performance was a success. But god damn tiring. Now my fucking body is aching from all the pushups and holding the fucking flute. Hahaha. Today, when performing, saw another chio bu wearing pink! Very distracting. My buddy beside me, apparently thought the same too as we didn't even look at the conductor. Just that chio bu. Nvm. Luckily, no mistakes on my part. Then saw another chio bu! Wearing white. This 1 really really really chio! Got thost Cindy/Fang Hao Wen look! Whoah BTH. Then finally saw Bei Bei, Johann and James after so long! 3 months I think. I think tml they will be coming my house to stay. I think. Long time since us gathered and played all night. Those were the days my friend. Bei Bei just came back from Cambodia and kept trying to tell us all about her trip. As usual, the rest of us ignored her bloody ramblings. Keep saying that everyone there was soooo kind and all those stuff. Yawn. Boring. Tomorrow will be the last day of the O levels. Finally. Ok. Gotta go.

Hmm. The tyme now is 11.42P.M! Tml have a performance anyway. Hope I don't F up. The funer-I mean, wedding juz now is very boring. But I got to know another girl, who is my distant relative! Guess her name!!! WE ALL KNOW HER NAME! I kept laughing when I heard it also. It is....ALICIA!!! HAHAH! Really! Her name is Alicia! I thought of Alicia of TPSS, and Miss Alicia whatever the chio bu, wah! Yi ge tian yi ge di! Hehe! Then we played Dai Dee. The bet was to do pushups. Did 100+. Hahah! Cos we played for like 3 hours. Then we decided to play what kuku "See who draw the biggest card. Loser Has to do 5 pushups. Accrue till 20 then do" Not bad. Then I done one of the most stupid things in my life! Me and Ming Li STEAD! Yeah. For 5 minutes. HAHA! Funny like hell. Not gonna elaborate. It's for fun. No love involved. Whoah. I sound so bad. Gotta go bathe. See you all.

Have a wedding later on. Gotta go see people drink tea or something? Boring! On a side note, my pretty cousin just message me! Hehe! Happy?

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To those who told me that drinking Mountain Dew will fuck up my sperm count and make my balls strink, FUCK THIS! I am not quiting mountain dew! The best drink on the market IMHO. Tastes great. But your pee will look yellowish. Not like I like to look at my pee anyway.

Later got 1 bloody paper. History. One of my bets. Hope I can ace it! Erp. But then later 2 o clock then test? Sure KNN hot 1! 5 More exam days to end of Os. I quote Ah Chen"It is rapidly comming to an end arh!" How true! Gotta go game liaoz. Byez.

This is the reason why I don't wanna go Orchard liao! A picture paints a thousand words! Look!

YTD went to seiyu @ bugis to buy some clothes for a stupid wedding. Worst 4 hours of my life. never in my 16 years of existence have I suffered so much in such a short period of tyme. Going out with my mum to shop is a farking torture. Don't wanna talk about it. Suxk.

Fark. Later going to Bugis to buy some clothes for a wedding. Waste tyme only. I wanna stay at home and slack!!! ARGH!

Tml geog paper 1. Gotta ace it or else I really hafta be a Private Candidate! Yeah. There is a geography mock exam tomorrow. That really suxk. I think I tml going to erm....experience a stomache ache? Just now Mr Singh asked me what was my interpretation of the topic " Flight " . Flight of my troubles babe. Hope I can score oso. Then just now went to KS house. Completed COD again? Then looked at Wai Kit playing GTA SA. He suxk at that game. And Winning Eleven. And Killzone. Got trashed by Simon and KS. Haha. But he funny! His eyes open damn big! Can go pak go li! Yeah. I oso made a resolution today? Quite weird 1. Don't SMS her until she SMS me? Lets see how long I can last. Survivor : SMS.

DAY 1.

YTD took the bloody E math Paper 2. Fucked up. Hard siaz. Hope they will moderate or else I will fail. Later gonna take my Chem Paper. Gonna get raped by UCLES again. Nvm. Not gonna use Science/Physics as my L1B4 anyway. So not gonna care if I fail.

Yep. Just uploaded a midi up to my blog. The midi sounds....Reminiscing? Like what I am feeling now. Looking back. So back on topic. Those who want to have a chalet or whatever, call me? OK?

OMG. I just saw the unholy trinity again. For those who dunno what is that, google this search. "Gamefaqs The Unholy Trinity". Then look at the pictures. My god. That fucking shit scared me for life last time. Now it came back to haunt me. Shuxk. (PARENTAL ADVICE! DO NOT WATCH THIS HAUNTING PICTURES WHEN ALONE, OR IF YOU HAVE A HEART PROBLEM. THANK YOU.) OK. Now, if you watch the unholy trinity and get a heart attack, don't sue me. Thanks. Yeah. The harlequin fetus of the unholy trinity is the worst of the worst.

My aunts are all coming over later. All hell's gotta break lose! Haha! I like these gatherings! So...noisy? Can talk a lot of shit somemore. That's great! Haha! Yeah. BTW, Van said that Graduation Nite no need to wear too formal. Thats it. Bye guys.

OK! Finally get to change my fucking skin. Done it all by myself XD! Even tho got O levels. Nvm. Not going to study anyway.

OK. 4 more years of Bush. I am so bloody sick of him.

Which ever God who is listening to me, may it be Thor, Zeus, Aphrodite, Mars, Apollo or WHOEVER! PLEASE. Let Kerry win. I am so sick of Bush. Fighting 2 fucking wars in 1 term. Excuse me? If you need oil, just SAY! Don't gimme that Bullshit about weapon of mass destruction or whatever. You utilized the 911 incident to get more troops to fight your fucking Gulf War. Kerry. Please. Ohio. PLEASE! Just let Kerry win! If Bush wins, nvm. At least stiu got O levels. Bye. I am going to sacrifice my first born son so that Kerry wins. Good luck.

Ok. Screwed. Thats 1 word to describe my O levels. Screwed. Enuff. Time for my GTA SA action. Bye. Miss you!

Tml SS! Omg. Haven go cut my hair yet? Shud I gamble or shud I not? Hmmm....choices....choices.....Anyway. Today a lot of people taking Chinese O. Good luck!

Hey! Tml taking chinese! GOOD LUCK! If fail, ranjit will shaft the testimonial up ur arse! Oh ya. go look at C1's blog the KISS Mv. Nice. Veri touching. About a guy who gave up his dreams, his eyes for his gal. Good MV. Unliek Britney's.

Boring siaz today. Yawnz. The weather veri good to sleep! Gotta go back to sleep liaoz. Coincidentally, I've been awake for only 2 hours. And I am tired already. Bye.

The time is 2.22am. Why am I stiu awake? Just now at 11++pm got sleep. But then wake up. Now cannot sleep le. Argh. I hate it siaz. I want to sleep! My eyelids are heavy.....but stiu cannot sleep for some reason. God. Seldom have sleepless nights 1. Suxk. Jeez. Lonely. Waiting for you. If you are reading this, I miss you. I really am. Good nights.

Oh my god. My hand hurts. Played the fucking guitar for too long. Anyway. Today is a Tuesday and its a few more days to O levels! And I am not studying. I believe in talent all the way! Tanah Marah ITE is always there for those talented but unachieved people! So anyone chop there liaoz? Oh btw. Those who have a PS2, please kindly do yourself a favor and buy GTA: San Andreas. Helluva great game!!!!! Gotta bathe and chiong GTA again!

To those who I raped, psychoed, fucked around and bullied to come to school today....Sorry arh! Today psycho, raped, fucked around and bullied you all to come to school to celebrate sk8er....but sk8er nvr come! So basically, I tried to get all our khakis to come to school later, but the main guy decided not to come. Don't come and kao beh me. I oso sibei buay song + du lan+fucked up+want to cry+nobody give chance to me. I woke up at 4++ to check my handphone only to see that sk8er replied and said he not comming. No time to do emergency rescue planning. Wake up at 4 buay tahan cannot sleep liaoz! Sorry. Oh btw sk8er. Happy bday. 16 years old liaoz. Please. Next time gimme a decisive answer during 8-9 o' clock. Not 5 minutes before your bday when every self respecting people is sleeping. And btw. FUCK YOU! CHAO CHEE BYE!! NEH NEH JI! BUAY TAHAN ARH!!!!!!!!! KANI NA!!!! LIM BEI SIBEI DU LAN!!!!

Wah kau....its 1255 now. I just finished my Question marathon @ friendster. Sibei tired. Nitez guys.

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Eh! So bloody sotong tiu I buay tahan! Juz now go BK! Buy whopper set lunch! But then forget take straw......Suicide is my only option!

Weak arh! Juz now wake up veri hungry! So decided to have 4 slices of bread + ham, and a lot of Chips Ahoy cookies! Shudn't have ate the bloody Chips Ahoy. Now my throat veri sore. Keep coughing. Then tml summore got what stupid practical! 1st shift juz suck. Have to stay in the bloody music room for 4+ hours. What am I supposed to do? Parents not in arh. In M'sia. Later going out to BK to buy my lunch. Whopper I think. Hehe! Juz now that Eldern msg me! He funny! Ask me to go orchestra. O Level liaoz! Ok. Time for my BK. Or else sure die of starvation. Wonder how Zikry, Luq, Zul, Dhan and Fan puasa. Good luck for puasa/o level!

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Juz woke up. My body aching all over after sleeping for nearly 18 hours from today and YTD. Sux. Flu. At nite want to sleep then keep hearing a lot of disembodied voices. Hallucinations? Hope so. They say when disease strikes, your psychic link or whatever increases by a lot. Interesting. Keep hearing people calling my name and marble dropping, furniture moving. Sux. Then today at about 7++ have a weird dream! A dreamt that ZH wanted Sk8er phone number. I tried to give him, but the number I gave consists of 10 numbers? Weird dream. Thats why I hate disease. Then woke up and took a bath.

Grr. Now then I realise today is the last day of school. Sux rite? I haven play enuff! I stiu wanna talk cock in class, busted everyone and don't do homework! But guess that 1 shall be the past from today onwardz. Stiu remember last year, when I climbed up the toilet stalls to lock every door! Hehe! Maturity maturity......Then stiu remember last year a lot of things....Gek G-Hun's BBQ, Chalet, this year chalet and beach nite! Sux! When can we have those things again? After the O Levels, we gonna pursue a different life, a different destiny. No more shall fate and destiny interwine us. Fate picks up friends like wind picking up leaves, leaving them on our footsteps, but when we get near, fate blows them away again. We can never get truely close to our friends. Never. Gotta go.

Wah biang. Juz wake up. The time is 7pm. 7 pm. So basically I was sleeping for liek the bloody entire day. Got the flu virus. Now stiu sleepy. Peace off. Gotta study SS later.

Get well soon Amalina!!! Like 1 week nvr see you arh. So get well faster! Heheh! Todae nothing much. Went to do E Math with Ming Li. Then go home chiong sleep. Wake up chiong game. This is the life man! Then SG Idol. Opps. I mean Church Idol. Sorry.

Congrats to Mr Zhen Hao!! HeheH! Finally got her liaoz! Good luck arh you too! Later going to c1 house. Going to play the guitar! Hehe! Ytd I went to cyberfret and learnt how to play! Now can play some parts of Qing Tian le!!! Power! KK. Go off! Good luck to Zhen Hao again! GL HF!

Haha! Juz came back frm the zoo! Hehe. Morning 10 o clock meet with ZY, KS, Sim, Eug and c1. ZY todae side parting! HAHA! Then go to ang moh kio. Go there that trip relatively unmeaningful. Played SonicN and do stupid things as usual. Then take 138 go to Zoo! Keep taking ZY photo. Heheh. Then go there. The auntie there funny arh. Gave us D/C cos we student. Then go in! Walked around and looked at the animals. Got what sunbear and camels. Then go walk around. Then decided to take a photo with Orang Utan! Heheh! Then we 6 go there sit. Take finish the orang utan decided to piss on the seats with left maybe 30 seconds ago! Lucky arh lucky. Then go animal show! The orang utan cute arh. Funny chap. Then go what farm. I keep saying Farm Fun!! Those who know what I talking about don't tell the others ok? HEHe! Then go eat at KFC. Eat the ultimate chicken meal! Then ZY nvr eat the chicken cos black? WTF. Then drank the big big drink then go walked around again! Hehe. Then decided to take a look at the giant turtle. Chao turtle! Cannot find! Muz walk around for 1/2 hour to find the chao turtle! Hehe! Then go back. Take the bus back. Then on the MRT got this gal. Hehe. Behind nice! So took foto of her! Blehx. Then decided to get on the wrong train. So we got erm...backtracked. So late come home. Ok. I tired of wearing my contact lens liao. Eye veri the dry. Bye fuckers.

Eh. Now at home arh. Nvr go school. Sore eyes. Sux. YTD get back results. English got 32/50. Not that bad. But math. 35/80. Suicide is my only option. I phailed. I got fission mail'd. Damn. Then go home YTD cos sore eyes. Talked to Mr Neo!

KJ:Morning Mr Neo.
Neo:Morning.
Neo:Cut your hair.
KJ:Eh, sure.
Neo:Call the school when you get home.
KJ:Alrite.

Damn. 3rd person in a week! Sux.